To make the most perfect oven pork roast, you must first brown your meat!
Procure a 2 pound pork roast
Throw in a skillet with butter, and brown all sides.
Season with with garlic salt and sage.
Transfer pork to covered baking dish or pan, add 1/4 cup water.
Bake @ 325F for 2.5hrs and enjoy the most succulent juicy meat you have ever tasted!
Sorry to my herbivore friends, I guess you could try this with a banana??
Known as PigVomit on CAO and ##crawl, Porkchop on CDO.
Remembers being able to cast the spell “Twist”!