Something Awful Splatmasters
Captain: thalamas
Clan Members: bisonmd, coolio, jestermcgee, pakistanipitt, and psychosociety
Overall rank: 15 of 120
Ongoing Games:
1:09:39 ago: psychosociety the Shield-Bearer (L2 DjFi of Ru) prayed at an ecumenical altar. (D:1, turn 372, dur 0:02:10, cdi)
10:53:54 ago: BisonMD the Mimic (L13 MfSh of Uskayaw) left the Lair of Beasts. (D:8, turn 12518, dur 0:55:16, cao)
11:46:42 ago: PakistaniPitt the Slicer (L14 DrAr of Beogh) became the Champion of Beogh. (Lair:3, turn 18489, dur 2:43:36, cao)
Recent games
| Player | Score | Char | God | Place | Death | XL | Turns | Date | Server |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| jestermcgee | 14684029 | GrEE | Vehumet | escaped with the Orb and 15 runes! | 27 | 107524 | 2026-02-12 16:38:31 | cbr2 | |
| psychosociety | 118 | CoEE | Elyvilon | D:4 | slain by an orc (a +0 whip) | 5 | 4229 | 2026-02-12 16:21:02 | cdi |
| Thalamas | 586516 | GrFi | the Shining One | Tar:6 | demolished by an undertaker (called by an oblivion hound) | 27 | 64435 | 2026-02-12 15:01:15 | cao |
| BisonMD | 1890338 | DsGl | Hepliaklqana | escaped with the Orb and 3 runes! | 26 | 54890 | 2026-02-12 04:13:30 | cao | |
| coolio | 525276 | DsCj | Vehumet | Zot:1 | slain by a protean progenitor | 24 | 74767 | 2026-02-11 21:28:10 | cbr2 |
| psychosociety | 86656 | HuEn | Yredelemnul | D:13 | mangled by Jorgrun (a +0 heavy quarterstaff) | 15 | 22483 | 2026-02-11 19:36:57 | cdi |
| Thalamas | 53470 | GrFi | the Shining One | Orc:1 | blasted by a kobold blastminer (iron shot) | 14 | 19712 | 2026-02-11 17:08:57 | cao |
| Thalamas | 492 | GrFi | the Shining One | D:4 | slain by a quokka | 7 | 2654 | 2026-02-11 16:15:52 | cao |
| jestermcgee | 95 | GrEE | D:3 | shot by a centaur (arrow) | 4 | 2205 | 2026-02-11 12:27:37 | cbr2 | |
| jestermcgee | 339 | GrEE | D:5 | slain by an ufetubus | 6 | 4105 | 2026-02-11 11:58:50 | cbr2 |
Wins and top games
| Player | Score | Char | God | Place | Death | XL | Turns | Date | Server |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| jestermcgee | 14684029 | GrEE | Vehumet | escaped with the Orb and 15 runes! | 27 | 107524 | 2026-02-12 16:38:31 | cbr2 | |
| Thalamas | 2868499 | MiFi | Gozag | escaped with the Orb and 4 runes and 1 gem (0 intact)! | 24 | 51127 | 2026-02-07 20:03:08 | cao | |
| BisonMD | 1890338 | DsGl | Hepliaklqana | escaped with the Orb and 3 runes! | 26 | 54890 | 2026-02-12 04:13:30 | cao | |
| Thalamas | 1819690 | GrMo | the Shining One | escaped with the Orb and 3 runes! | 27 | 57107 | 2026-02-10 00:17:34 | cao | |
| Thalamas | 1532346 | CoBe | Trog | escaped with the Orb and 3 runes! | 25 | 76780 | 2026-02-08 19:57:50 | cao | |
| jestermcgee | 1137707 | GrEE | Vehumet | Dis:7 | blasted by Dispater (damnation) | 27 | 120020 | 2026-02-08 03:34:15 | cbr2 |
| Thalamas | 586516 | GrFi | the Shining One | Tar:6 | demolished by an undertaker (called by an oblivion hound) | 27 | 64435 | 2026-02-12 15:01:15 | cao |
| jestermcgee | 534886 | GrEE | Gozag | Zot:1 | slain by a purple draconian (a +0 flail) | 25 | 90321 | 2026-02-10 21:19:36 | cbr2 |
| jestermcgee | 528716 | GrFi | Okawaru | Zot:5 | blasted by an orb of entropy (ball of acid) | 25 | 58076 | 2026-02-10 02:37:07 | cbr2 |
| coolio | 525276 | DsCj | Vehumet | Zot:1 | slain by a protean progenitor | 24 | 74767 | 2026-02-11 21:28:10 | cbr2 |
Categories
| Category | Rank | Points |
|---|---|---|
| Total | 15 | 41,759 |
| Exploration | 99/101 | 9,801 |
| Piety | 17/50 | 3,400 |
| Unique Harvesting | 91/94 | 9,680 |
| Winning | 5/12 | 4,166 |
| Nemelex' Choice | - | - |
| Combo High Scores | 25 | 1,092 |
| Streak Length | 2 | 2,857 |
| Best High Score | 14,684,029 | 1,863 |
| Low Turncount Win | 51,127 | 2,523 |
| Fastest Real Time Win | 02:59:33 | 1,308 |
| Gem Collection | 1/13 | 769 |
| Ziggurat Diving | - | - |
| Banner Collection | 43/100 | 4,300 |
Last updated 2026-02-12 17:41:10 UTC.