Zot Donald

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@_generic_Donald_@

@The_monster@ says, "I hate purple."

@The_monster@ says, "I saw a draconian who could change colours at will. I hate that."

@The_monster@ says, "How come everyone is wearing a cloak down here?"

@The_monster@ says, "I saw a moth futter by. I hate that."

@The_monster@ says, "I offered a draconian some spare armor, but he said it didn't fit."

@The_monster@ says, "I think I just felt a ghost stare at me. I hate ghosts."

@The_monster@ says, "How do you make a golem out of electricity anyways?"

@The_monster@ says, "Does anyone know what an Orb Guardian actually is?"

@The_monster@ says, "Orbs of fire are smoking hazards. I hate that."

@The_monster@ says, "Orbs of fire, orbs of destruction, Orb of Zot... what's with all the orbs?"

@The_monster@ says, "I hate orbs."

@The_monster@ says, "I hate clowns."

@The_monster@ says, "Are they setting up a circus down here?"

@The_monster@ says, "This place probably doesn't see many tourists."

@The_monster@ says, "Oh, so that's what those runes are for!"

@The_monster@ says, "Zot? Isn't that the sound something makes when you zap it?"

@The_monster@ says, "Why do the walls change color every floor? Did they keep running out of paint?"

@The_monster@ says, "What's stopping the guards from just stealing the Orb themselves?"

@The_monster@ says, "What's with all the traps? I hate traps."

@The_monster@ says, "Is this where all the traps went? I hate that."

@The_monster@ says, "I hope I don't run into any orbs of ice down here!"

@The_monster@ says, "Did you bring your rings of ice?"

@The_monster@ says, "How much deeper does this dungeon go again?"

@The_monster@ says, "Why not just store the Orb in a vault like a normal person?"

@The_monster@ says, "I hate draconians."

@The_monster@ says, "One of the draconians called me incompetent. I hate that."

@The_monster@ says, "Where did all the dragons come from?"

@The_monster@ says, "I wonder where the dragon hoards are down here."

@The_monster@ says, "Orb of Power? Where are the others then?"

@The_monster@ says, "Why are there so few unique faces around here? Everyone looks the same!"

@The_monster@ says, "Orb of Power? How does it make you stronger then?"

@The_monster@ says, "What kind of necromancer would reanimate a cob of corn?!"

@The_monster@ says, "Whoever designed this place must have dissected too many animals."

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#Original Dungeon Crawl references, if not even older

@The_monster@ says, "Wouldn't robots do a better job guarding the Orb?"

@The_monster@ says, "Who made the Orb anyways, a gnome? I hate gnomes."

@The_monster@ says, "Orb of fire? Why not just use swords like everyone else?"

@The_monster@ says, "I hate this dungeon crawl."