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Post Monday, 1st April 2013, 01:38

chat invasions

Every now and again like five or twenty people appear all at once in my chat box, clearly in the middle of an ongoing conversation. Where are these people chatting before they drop in? Is it the crawl irc channel or are there others?
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Post Monday, 1st April 2013, 04:40

Re: chat invasions

Hi.
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Post Monday, 1st April 2013, 04:42

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It happens.
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Post Monday, 1st April 2013, 04:42

Re: chat invasions

vengefulcarrot wrote:Hi.


Hey VC. So as I was saying, I still think that just walking away is the better choice when being constricted, but I see where you're coming from.
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Post Monday, 1st April 2013, 04:44

Re: chat invasions

Arrhythmia wrote:
vengefulcarrot wrote:Hi.


Hey VC. So as I was saying, I still think that just walking away is the better choice when being constricted, but I see where you're coming from.


Sometimes when you have an axe and aren't a hiro you should just go for broke
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Post Monday, 1st April 2013, 04:45

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It's because you are a drag0n.

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Post Monday, 1st April 2013, 04:50

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...So, despite what most people think, Q-tips don't actually help remove excess ear wax, but instead cram them deep into the canals...

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Post Monday, 1st April 2013, 04:52

Re: chat invasions

ProvTheAverage wrote:...So, despite what most people think, Q-tips don't actually help remove excess ear wax, but instead cram them deep into the canals...


Hydrogen peroxide, my friend.
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Post Monday, 1st April 2013, 04:54

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Oh man I could really go for a taco.

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Post Monday, 1st April 2013, 04:55

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Wouldn't the bubbles tickle something fierce?
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Post Monday, 1st April 2013, 05:01

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vengefulcarrot wrote:
Arrhythmia wrote:Hey VC. So as I was saying, I still think that just walking away is the better choice when being constricted, but I see where you're coming from.


Sometimes when you have an axe and aren't a hiro you should just go for broke

Well, if you don't take to take on Lamia, where else are you going to find a barding, and a branded one at that?

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Post Monday, 1st April 2013, 05:03

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Bubbles arrhy? Is that one of your kinks?

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Post Monday, 1st April 2013, 05:03

Re: chat invasions

NOPE

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Post Monday, 1st April 2013, 05:04

Re: chat invasions

NOPE already fielded it for me, though your concern is appreciated.
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Post Monday, 1st April 2013, 05:05

Re: chat invasions

When you get that many spectators you have to entertain, please the crowd, and I will give you a secret tip: raise dex.

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Post Monday, 1st April 2013, 05:06

Re: chat invasions

Wahaha wrote:When you get that many spectators you have to entertain, please the crowd, and I will give you a secret tip: raise dex.


Listen to this kid. You wouldn't want to die by slipping on a banana peel would you?
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Post Monday, 1st April 2013, 05:18

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Wahaha wrote:When you get that many spectators you have to entertain, please the crowd, and I will give you a secret tip: raise dex.


It is a great honour to have you posting in this thread Mr. Wahaha. Take it from me, this man has changed me for the better. He is somewhat of a martyr. When I watched his game he revealed the marvellous truth that dex is better than sex. I, to this date, worship this man like a father as he has enlightened me. No longer will I raise strength to wear cheap ass heavy armour. No longer will I raise int for spells that are just plain boring. From now till the end of time I will pump that dex till I dodge the furies of hell itself. When that day comes I guarantee you crawl would never be the same again. "I will reach the stars with my dex, the ignorant man will never have enough of it to reach my greatness" - Wahaha
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Post Monday, 1st April 2013, 05:20

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except he's not really dead.
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Post Monday, 1st April 2013, 05:21

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cause he raised his dex
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Post Monday, 1st April 2013, 05:24

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vengefulcarrot wrote:
Wahaha wrote:When you get that many spectators you have to entertain, please the crowd, and I will give you a secret tip: raise dex.


It is a great honour to have you posting in this thread Mr. Wahaha. Take it from me, this man has changed me for the better. He is somewhat of a martyr. When I watched his game he revealed the marvellous truth that dex is better than sex. I, to this date, worship this man like a father as he has enlightened me. No longer will I raise strength to wear cheap ass heavy armour. No longer will I raise int for spells that are just plain boring. From now till the end of time I will pump that dex till I dodge the furies of hell itself. When that day comes I guarantee you crawl would never be the same again. "I will reach the stars with my dex, the ignorant man will never have enough of it to reach my greatness" - Wahaha


When VC says Dex before sex, remember to use protection. Otherwise you're the one that gets f***ed.
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Post Monday, 1st April 2013, 06:14

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I hate you guys... I hate you so very much...
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Post Monday, 1st April 2013, 17:51

Re: chat invasions

cursednobleman wrote:When VC says Dex before sex, remember to use protection. Otherwise you're the one that gets f***ed.


It's funny you should mention sex... http://i.imgur.com/HvNpsRV.png

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Post Monday, 1st April 2013, 19:16

Re: chat invasions

Well this was all a spectacular waste of time
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Post Monday, 1st April 2013, 19:25

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minmay wrote:for the record i was the first person to use "stone giant" as a euphemism for penis


Braggart.
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Post Tuesday, 2nd April 2013, 02:46

Re: chat invasions

Jackie Wang wrote:
cursednobleman wrote:When VC says Dex before sex, remember to use protection. Otherwise you're the one that gets f***ed.


It's funny you should mention sex... http://i.imgur.com/HvNpsRV.png


lol poor cursednobleman
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Post Wednesday, 3rd April 2013, 10:54

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"hit it, then quit it" accurately describes all of my tiles games though

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Post Wednesday, 3rd April 2013, 14:06

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cerebovssquire wrote:"hit it, then quit it" accurately describes all of my tiles games though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBXU2t4hodo
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Post Wednesday, 3rd April 2013, 19:07

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0.o

Guys, this is the second time I wanted to use a Rageface in a forum post.
Either I am getting tired of this bull[cutout] people usually do in The Corner, or you are getting more sophisticatedly weirder than me with each forum topic.
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Post Wednesday, 3rd April 2013, 19:52

Re: chat invasions

What's Russian for "chillax"?
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Post Wednesday, 3rd April 2013, 20:02

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охладитерасслабься?
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Post Wednesday, 3rd April 2013, 20:04

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I seriously want to say something along the lines of "oral sexual intercourse" and sell it to you as a translation for that phrase, just to see you get annoyed.
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Post Wednesday, 3rd April 2013, 20:05

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You annoy me? It is to chortle.
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Post Wednesday, 3rd April 2013, 20:06

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According to my Russian to French dictionary that's chill and relax mashed together. Is it somewhere in the vicinity of correct?
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Post Wednesday, 3rd April 2013, 20:10

Re: chat invasions

More like "остынься".
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Post Thursday, 4th April 2013, 18:23

Re: chat invasions

I seriously want to say something along the lines of "oral sexual intercourse" and sell it to you as a translation for that phrase, just to see you get annoyed.


us whippersnappers use "chillax" and "suck a dick" interchangeably, this might not do as much as you expect
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Post Thursday, 4th April 2013, 18:48

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cerebovssquire wrote:us whippersnappers use "chillax" and "suck a dick" interchangeably, this might not do as much as you expect

Nothing new there. Even back in the day, "give a blowjob" and "take five" meant almost the same thing. And if someone told you to "make like Linda Lovelace" you were never quite certain they had in mind.

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Post Friday, 5th April 2013, 00:52

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And recall the Brontës's frequent nigh synonymous use of "fellate" and "repose".

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Post Friday, 5th April 2013, 05:22

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Some trace the source of the trope to Catullus' sugō et quiēscō - "I suck and I rest."
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Post Friday, 5th April 2013, 07:51

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That certainly helps make sense of this description on the wiki (though I though the latter part would relate to a succubus more than anything):
Vampire mosquito - Pesky undead insects that suck the unwary dry

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