Funny god messages

[TehDruid]

I just thought up a few -ahem- funny transgression messages and though I'd like to share. Can you think up any of your own? Also, messages for wrath are welcome, naturally.

Trog: Is that a book in your hands?! I'm gonna make you wish it had been a manual of fighting, you little wuss!
Cheibriados: You're, like, going to regret this... Man. Or... Whatever, dude... Bah, never mind, this guy is too fast... ZzzZZzzZ...
Okawaru: That's some mighty fine tactics ther- wait, did you just decapitate your precious zombie friend?!!! Oh my me, the humanity!

[tcjsavannah]

Xom should randomly spout Crazy Yiuf lines every so often.

[Poperc]

Nemelex Xobeh:

"Pick a card, any card --- Nope, not that one!"

"The Dungeon Always Wins."

"Double or nothing! Sorry, NOTHING."

"I got boxcars. You got snakeyes."

"Bar... Bar.... Bar."

[yandayixia]

Xom:
"You know how did I get my scars?"

[yandayixia]

Trog:
"You don't like my gifts, BROTHER??!!!"

[yandayixia]

Nemelex Xobeh:
"My turn, draw!!!"

"Monster card special summon, BLUE EYE WHITE DRAGON!!!!"

"DIRECT ATTACK!!!!"

"You die..."

[yandayixia]

Cheibriados：
“Damn those TURTLES and SPLINTER!!!”

[yandayixia]

Beogh:
"I AM YOUR FATHER!!!"

[yandayixia]

Ashenzari:
" F @ c k"

[yandayixia]

Beogh(Again):
"I make a scary ghost costume!!!!"

[yandayixia]

Jiyva:
"Only eat one!"

[yandayixia]

The Shining One:
"This is the justice league of America!"

[yandayixia]

Beogh(Again x 2):
"Damn you stupid video games..."

[yandayixia]

Okawaru:
"I AM GUNDAM!!!"

[yandayixia]

Yredelemnul:
"you die... Just kidding.."

[yandayixia]

Fedhas Madash:
"Here is Canada!"

[yandayixia]

Nemelex Xobeh(Again +1):
"Sorry guys, I ch.... NEVER MIND!!! "

[yandayixia]

Zin:
"Honey are you a virgin?"

[yandayixia]

Elyvilon:
"You know who made all those potions?"

[yandayixia]

Ashenzar(Again x 4):
"May the curse be with you Luc!"

[yandayixia]

Elyvilon(One LAST time):
"That's how I made my fortune durning WW2~~"

[yandayixia]

Lugonu:
"Those shAtty games just keep comming! Man! I wonder which @ssh()le did that."

The Nerd:
"This game ***********************************************************!!!!"

[yandayixia]

All right, run out of ideas.....

Thx for posting this man, darn it's fun!


Can anyone recognize where are all those from?

[BlackSheep]

Is there a reason you made twenty posts instead of just one?

[yandayixia]

Is there a reason you made twenty posts instead of just one?

Ahh!! : Finally~~ I know somebody is going to ask this!

Well, at first I only have one idea, so I post my first post.
Then, like, the very second that I press that button, I was like:"MAN, I got a new one! Gotaa post that one as well "
Then before I realize it, I click the reply button SUBCONSCIOUSLY!!!!!! And I'm too lazy to go back~~~~ so.....
And it went on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on circulation!!!!!!!

Yeah, I know that's annoy for some people, so sorry if you are stunned

But doing that DO add up to the suspense~~~~

[BlackSheep]

Or maybe you're trying to up your post count?

We have an edit button. It's just as quick as pressing Post Reply.

[njvack]

Yeah -- in the future, please make one message with a bunch of posts. Easier on the ol' scroll wheel.

[yandayixia]

Yeah -- in the future, please make one message with a bunch of posts. Easier on the ol' scroll wheel.

yeah, sure, will do

[CykusX]

Nemlex: It's time to d-d-d-d-duel!!
Cheribidos: Pass the blunt, please.
Beogh: Orc Jesus died for your sins......

[Zicher]

Beogh, after you convert an orc (high) priest:

"I said, DROWN THE UNBELIEVERS IN A SEA OF BLOOD!" *smite*

[pratamawirya]

Cheibriados should say this when you pick him:

"...Why?"