Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view.


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Post Monday, 6th August 2012, 15:18

Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view.

... go.
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Post Monday, 6th August 2012, 15:29

Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view

I act nonchalant and give them a friendly wave, then wander round the corner out of LoS.
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Post Monday, 6th August 2012, 15:35

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Post Monday, 6th August 2012, 16:13

Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view

Bah. I may only be a level three FE, but I can take that priest in melee anyway... SMITE ... Oh well, I'm not dead yet, so I might as well just kill ... SMITE ... Hm. It seems I died after all, and that I couldn't ... SMITE ... I'M DEAD YOU MORON!!!!! ... SMITE ....

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Post Monday, 6th August 2012, 16:29

Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view

:shock: Space marine reloads his heavy bolter and starts chainsword. :evil: He rush to the orcs with no fear in his mind because he lives for the emperor and death in a battle is greatest honor. :lol:
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Post Monday, 6th August 2012, 16:58

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Orc...orc...orc...orc...GOOSE!
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Post Monday, 6th August 2012, 17:16

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Ezehiel wrote::shock: Space marine reloads his heavy bolter and starts chainsword. :evil: He rush to the orcs with no fear in his mind because he lives for the emperor and death in a battle is greatest honor. :lol:


These are orcs with a 'c' not a 'k' and an 's' not a 'z'.
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Post Monday, 6th August 2012, 17:27

Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view

After checking orcs ID because Space Marines don't have time to ask questions and realizing that
XuaXua wrote:These are orcs with a 'c' not a 'k' and an 's' not a 'z'.

Space Marine smokes another joint and rushes to the Narnia on his purple Umicorn of Smiles to watch another episode of CSI:Miami. :mrgreen:
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Post Monday, 6th August 2012, 18:07

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You die.
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Post Monday, 6th August 2012, 18:18

Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view

Apparently, the orcish gay pride parade is going on at the moment.
The orc priest speaks to you in a rather homosexual voice;
"Us gay orcs are like, totally against blood and gore and all that mess. Come join us, handsome."
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Post Tuesday, 7th August 2012, 08:00

Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view

TehDruid wrote:Apparently, the orcish gay pride parade is going on at the moment.
The orc priest speaks to you in a rather homosexual voice;
"Us gay orcs are like, totally against blood and gore and all that mess. Come join us, handsome."
You feel aroused.

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Post Tuesday, 7th August 2012, 12:16

Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view

I tell them: "Finally you're on the schedule! Let's get going!"
The orc wields a drum.
The orc wields a drum.
The orc priest wields a guitar of electrocution.
The orc priest wields a guitar of electrocution "Bass".
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Post Tuesday, 7th August 2012, 12:39

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MyOtheHedgeFox wrote:I tell them: "Finally you're on the schedule! Let's get going!"
The orc wields a drum.
The orc wields a drum.
The orc priest wields a guitar of electrocution.
The orc priest wields a guitar of electrocution "Bass".
a -- a +10dB microphone.
You shout for rocking on!


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Post Tuesday, 7th August 2012, 16:13

Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view

Situation 1: You're in the orc mines, kill them, go back upstairs, or complete lair first.

Situation 2: You opened a door and they popped out. Meph cloud/swiftness/scroll of fog if you're a mage, if you have an escape scroll IDed use it, otherwise run and die.
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Post Tuesday, 7th August 2012, 21:16

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Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view. Then an orc rabbi comes into view.

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Post Tuesday, 7th August 2012, 21:25

Re: Two orcs, an orc priest and an orc wizard come into view

man i remember good jokes

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Post Tuesday, 7th August 2012, 21:32

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I propose that writers of consistently good forum jokes be given specially coloured names. Purple perhaps.
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Post Tuesday, 7th August 2012, 22:56

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cerebovssquire wrote:man i remember good jokes


In Soviet Russia, jokes remember you!

Frankly though, I think that orc priests should be removed. We gave them a second chance, but they are still molesting the little orcs. This sets a bad example for the other members of the dungeon. Even the high priests are in on it, but they are just defending the rights of the orc priests, and watching idly! They have a duty to protect the little orcs!
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Post Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 06:41

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Post Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 07:34

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Grimm wrote:I propose that writers of consistently good forum jokes be given specially coloured names. Purple perhaps.

Perhaps writers of consistently poor jokes should be given a colour too. I'm not thinking of anyone in particular, obviously, just making a general suggestion.

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Post Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 07:38

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In my opinion any "In Soviet Russia" should result in a warning, repeated offenses being penalised as such up to a permanent ban.

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Post Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 07:42

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In Soviet Russia, repeated uses of "In Soviet Russia" are pissed off by YOU!
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Post Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 08:04

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Thank you for helping Cerebov's Squire promote this rule to the official power, ConfInt! As a forum frequenter, I really appreciate your impressive work in this direction! ;)
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MyOtheHedgeFox wrote:Thank you for helping Cerebov's Squire promote this rule to the official power, ConfInt! As a forum frequenter, I really appreciate your impressive work in this direction! ;)

A pleasure! I will, of course, honour any permanent ban imposed if that is the will of the people.

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Post Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 08:19

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In Soviet Russia, permanent ban honours YOU!
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Post Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 08:26

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Grimm wrote:In Soviet Russia, permanent ban honours YOU!

You're banned too.

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Post Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 08:34

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You can't ban me, I boycott!
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Post Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 09:04

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Your boycott is banned. Get back on the forum!

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Post Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 09:10

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In Soviet Russia, forum get back on YOU!
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Post Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 09:16

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You're rebanned.

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Post Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 09:24

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I counter with a girlcott.
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Post Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 09:37

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Nothing that couldn't be settled by a good orccott.
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Post Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 12:53

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Grimm wrote:I propose that writers of consistently good forum jokes be given specially coloured names. Purple perhaps.

I nominate myself for this title. I did win the crawl humour contest after all.
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Post Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 20:22

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O.K. Jabberwocky, you are now officially a Big Tavern Clown.

Confidence Interval wrote:Nothing that couldn't be settled by a good orccott.

Which itself would fall before a scotcott.
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Post Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 21:18

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I will boycott you girlcott, orccott, boycott and scotcott unless I get a hot pink nametag to go with my title.
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Post Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 22:31

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I'm assuming that I am also eligible for this honor of honors, this recognition of recognitions...? And frankly, I'm not going to boycott. I have a feeling that whether I boycotted or girlcotted, I would be knocked unconscious by my computer, which would then boycott my boycott, and spam nyan cat all over the forum. If you are curious as to how my computer would knock me out, it would hire a particularly nasty electron henchman (his name is Jim, he's actually not all that bad once you get to know him), who would then give me a nasty shock when I press the letter "R" on my keyboard. (Jim likes the letter "R", the capital, not the lowercase. Don't ask me why.)
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Post Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 22:49

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Nice try giygas, although I barely giggled.
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Post Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 22:51

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As a Official Big Forum Clown I would have to say that you don't qualify. You make a lot of jokes but I've yet to see a really hilarious one.
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Post Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 22:54

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Shut up, Clown.
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Post Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 23:07

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Aye aye, instant noodle liker. *readies pie*
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Post Wednesday, 8th August 2012, 23:18

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Post Thursday, 9th August 2012, 01:41

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Jabberwocky wrote:As a Official Big Forum Clown I would have to say that you don't qualify. You make a lot of jokes but I've yet to see a really hilarious one.


My humor must just go over your head then. Well, it would if you had one. Sadly, one as feeble-minded as you can never hope to understand the intricacies of satire. Kidding...

My humor is more physical humor, and relies as much on the presentation as on the words. Also: lots of sarcasm.
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Post Thursday, 9th August 2012, 01:52

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giygas, you're not funny, not even a tiny little bit. Just accept that. We have.
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Post Thursday, 9th August 2012, 03:55

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Bah. Fine. But I am funny in person, or in a chat room. Just poor at one liners.
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Post Thursday, 9th August 2012, 05:33

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This reminds me of Chaos League.
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Post Thursday, 9th August 2012, 22:30

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MyOtheHedgeFox wrote:This reminds me of Chaos League.

Damn you for making me google that. I'll never be able to wash that shit off my eyes.
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Post Friday, 10th August 2012, 08:22

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giygas wrote:Bah. Fine. But I am funny in person, or in a chat room. Just poor at one liners.


in dubio contra reo
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Post Friday, 10th August 2012, 08:56

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cerebovssquire wrote:
giygas wrote:Bah. Fine. But I am funny in person, or in a chat room. Just poor at one liners.

in dubio contra reo

Guilty as charged, I suspect.

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Post Friday, 10th August 2012, 09:09

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That's exactly what the orc wizard said.
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Post Friday, 10th August 2012, 15:57

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... What, and give up show business?
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