Post Thursday, 13th September 2018, 13:18

RNG Trolling

Sometimes I feel like the RNG in DCSS is just trolling me:

RNGTroll wrote: Welcome, Zebra the Draconian Conjurer.
The bosom of this dungeon contains the fabled artefact, the Orb of Zot.
Press ? for a list of commands and other information.
Found a ration.
_Found a staircase leading out of the dungeon.
_Found a hunting sling.
Why would you want to do that?
_Why would you want to do that?
_You open the door.
_There is an open door here.
_Found a crystal plate armour.
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