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Post Tuesday, 21st January 2014, 00:23

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Because it's important for them hoes to know some spells...

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Post Tuesday, 21st January 2014, 01:27

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If they don't get paid, they cast beastly appendage and have their way with the unpaying client.

Have their way meaning killing them like a transmuter of course. ;)
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Post Tuesday, 21st January 2014, 03:04

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Thats exactly how I imagined it happening. >.<
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Post Tuesday, 21st January 2014, 04:14

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That really is a fairly appropriate spell set.
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Post Tuesday, 21st January 2014, 18:15

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I thought you were a family man.
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Post Tuesday, 21st January 2014, 19:44

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the only one of them that would be difficult to stretch into sexual metaphor would be Sting, but I bet someone clever enough could figure that one out.

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Post Tuesday, 21st January 2014, 19:52

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And this is only part one!

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Post Tuesday, 21st January 2014, 19:53

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It doesn't sting for you?
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Post Tuesday, 21st January 2014, 19:56

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I usually wind up feeling sick after an encounter with the hoes.
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Post Tuesday, 21st January 2014, 19:57

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Grimm wrote:I thought you were a family man.
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Post Tuesday, 21st January 2014, 20:03

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Jeez, people, I'm not made of stone!
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Post Tuesday, 21st January 2014, 20:05

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dpeg wrote:And this is only part one!


Must add a Succubus enemy who can have part 1 or 2 of such a book.

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Post Tuesday, 21st January 2014, 20:09

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njvack wrote:Jeez, people, I'm not made of stone!

But that is, in fact, what people expect from us family men. And the ones who make a bargain from that expectation are ... but let's not get into circular threads.
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Post Tuesday, 21st January 2014, 20:28

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This thread is in desperate need of some good STD jokes.

...Which I am not going to provide myself, since, well, I'm not a native English speaker so I would probably make lame jokes. :P
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Post Tuesday, 21st January 2014, 22:42

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TehDruid wrote:This thread is in desperate need of some good STD jokes.

...Which I am not going to provide myself, since, well, I'm not a native English speaker so I would probably make lame jokes. :P


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Post Tuesday, 21st January 2014, 23:03

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Since he's not a native speaker of English I don't think he's gonorrhea-lize what you just did.

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Post Tuesday, 21st January 2014, 23:12

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do you think that spellbook came from syph muna

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Post Tuesday, 21st January 2014, 23:24

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That's what the knowledge bots say, and they are one of the best player aids.

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Post Wednesday, 22nd January 2014, 00:23

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Post Wednesday, 22nd January 2014, 01:55

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dpeg wrote:And this is only part one!

Do you suppose Call Pimp is in part two?
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Post Wednesday, 22nd January 2014, 01:58

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Post Wednesday, 22nd January 2014, 03:20

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only of youve been dipping into POWDER

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