Xom Swifties

[chukamok]

Because we don't have enough puns.

"Oh goody, another Demonspawn," Xom said diabolically.

"Explosions are so cool," Vehumet said hotly.

"I like axes," Trog said sharply.

"Reading broadens the mind," Sif Muna said knowingly.

[XuaXua]

"Tongue Twister consisting of primarily 'k's, 'c's, 'q's and maybe a 'b'!" cursed Kikubaaqudgha.

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

And Lugonu had more good reasons to distort the Ecumenical Temple.

[Confidence Interval]

"Wait, wait, I know this one!" interrupted Ashenzari, cursing.
"Woah, not so fast there!" said Cheibriados languidly.
"I don't think that's appropriate, do you?" Zot remarked priggishly.

[Hirasi]

"My new follower seems to be in a grave mood," Yredelemnul deadpanned.

"I'm very proud of you, paladin!" The Shining One said glowingly.

[chukamok]

"Let's see, you've trained short blades and long blades. I know, you'll really like this mace!" Okawaru said unabashedly.

[chukamok]

"Hey, leave my trees alone!" Fedhas barked.

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

Pooh was still sitting, saying nothing. "This was the wrong honey," thought he, looking around, "and these are definitely not bees."

[Confidence Interval]

Pooh hasn't much Brain, but he never comes to any harm. He does silly things and they turn out right. (Piglet)

[XuaXua]

"Hey, leave my trees alone!" Fedhas barked.

BOO GET OFF THE STAGE

[chukamok]

"My, aren't we grumpy today?" Ilsuiw crabbed.

[plantaspoon]

"My, aren't we grumpy today?" Ilsuiw crabbed.

Then She and the Aquamancer waved goodbye.

[plantaspoon]

"Kikubaaqudgha, it's spelled just how it sounds" she said in deadpan.

[chukamok]

"I've come up with a new spell. It's a real blast." Iskenderun said mystically.

[Confidence Interval]

"Let me break that down for you. Fast." said Lee. As usual, she wasn't being constructive.

"Either cover it up or pass on through, buddy," said a voice from behind me. I turned and found Golubria glaring at me.

[chukamok]

"Psst. Want to see the entrance to the Tomb?" Khufu asked cryptically.

"A labyrinth? How boring." said the minotaur, completely unamazed.

[chukamok]

Just a quick alert: I got an email today from someone trying to sell me pictures of a ghost atop a zombie. It looks legit, but it's really a p on z scheme.


I'm really sorry for that. Xom made me do it.

[rebthor]

"It's exactly the same as when I left it," said Mara duplicitously.

[TehDruid]

"How about a game of cards?"; smiled Nemelex, playfully.
"These habits are bad for one's soul and my church"; grunted Zin, indifferently.

[Stormfox]

Is this one too obvious?

"Carry the black torch!" Yredelemnul growled darkly.

[chukamok]

"My halo is really neat." Mennas said brightly.

[chukamok]

"You don't need magic to win." Trog said mundanely.

[rebthor]

"Let it all end in hellfire!" Vehumet said vehemently.

[Serfuzz]

"A labyrinth? How boring." said the minotaur, completely unamazed.

This one's gotta make it into the game.