Blades Runner
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Joined: Tuesday, 25th January 2011, 14:24
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
Pteriforever wrote:Brands for wands.Grimm wrote:Like, Gucci wands?
Off-brands?
You hit the hydra with the scimitar of flames (Costco).
The hydra is burned!
A high-fashion elf snickers at your cheap weapon (X3).
Counterfeit brands?
You zap Sigmund with the wand of cold (Sorny).
A flurry of snowflakes appears in Sigmund's general vicinity.
Sigmund raises an eyebrow.
Sigmund eviscerates you with his Scythe of Draining!
You die...
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