Confidence Interval wrote:Jabberwocky wrote:It seems like norm is the ideal god for a square.
No way, man. Norm is not the god of squares; he's the god of slackers. Norm's Champion is Jeff Lebowski.
The dude abides.
We clearly need two new gods, one for squares, one for slackers. They overlap a little, like Yred and Kik, but not too much. The square god still wants you to do things, just not amazing or special things. The slacker god doesn't mind if you do a J.
Stormfox wrote:Grimm wrote:Winning the game will reduce your piety to zero immediately.
Doesn't that happen with all gods, in the ways that matter?
YOU'VE PUT YOUR FINGER RIGHT ON THE COMEDY NUBBIN
Confidence Interval wrote:There is a group of belligerent dwarves holding signs barring your path.
You read their signs.
UNPLAYABLE RACES HAVE RIGHTS TOO
WE ARE THE 99.9% OF DUNGEON INHABITANTS
TREASURE FOR MONSTERS, JAIL FOR ADVENTURERS
ORB SEEKING IS HARMFUL TO DWARVES AND OTHER BEINGS