I love it when...


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Post Friday, 19th April 2019, 17:04

Re: I love it when...

I don't see how stealth is ever bad TBH, unless you're just walking around in crystal plate. Even in the medium armors it's somewhat useful to control the number of things that you have to deal with at once. Not a priority but when aptitude for it is good the value isn't bad.

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Post Wednesday, 8th May 2019, 08:14

Re: I love it when...

Pan, a rune vault of small rooms each containing someone tough. Luckily, I am a stealthy gnoll, so stab-stab-stab-rune.

  Code:
_A cacodemon comes into view.
 There is an open door here.
 The helpless cacodemon fails to defend itself.
 You perforate the cacodemon like a sieve!!!!!
 You burn the cacodemon!!
 You kill the cacodemon!
_Makhleb accepts your kill.

 You open the door.
_A Brimstone Fiend comes into view.
 There is an open door here.
 The helpless Brimstone Fiend fails to defend itself.
 You skewer the Brimstone Fiend like a kebab!!!!!
 You kill the Brimstone Fiend!
_Makhleb accepts your kill.

 You open the door.
_A cacodemon comes into view.
 There is an open door here.
 The helpless cacodemon fails to defend itself.
 You skewer the cacodemon like a kebab!!!!!
 You burn the cacodemon.
 You kill the cacodemon!
_Makhleb accepts your kill.

 You open the door.
_A smoke demon and a gelid demonspawn come into view.
 There is an open door here.
 The helpless smoke demon fails to defend itself.
 You perforate the smoke demon like a sieve!!!!!
 You burn the smoke demon.
 You kill the smoke demon!
_Makhleb accepts your kill.
 The helpless gelid demonspawn fails to defend itself.
 You skewer the gelid demonspawn like a kebab!!!!!!
 The gelid demonspawn's icy envelope dissipates!
 You burn the gelid demonspawn!
 You kill the gelid demonspawn!
_Makhleb accepts your kill.

 You open the door.
_A sun demon comes into view.
 There is an open door here.
 The helpless sun demon fails to defend itself.
 You spit the sun demon like a pig!!!!!
 You kill the sun demon!
_Makhleb accepts your kill.
 You open the door.

_A hellion comes into view.
 There is an open door here.
 The helpless hellion fails to defend itself.
 You skewer the hellion like a kebab!!!!!
 You burn the hellion!
 You kill the hellion!
_Makhleb accepts your kill.

_You open the door.
_Niplurr comes into view.
 Found a demonic rune of Zot.
 The helpless Niplurr fails to defend itself.
 You spit Niplurr like a pig!!!!! You burn Niplurr!
 You kill Niplurr!

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Post Monday, 13th May 2019, 23:26

Re: I love it when...

VeryAngryFelid wrote:allied zombies break stealth

Err... what?
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Post Tuesday, 14th May 2019, 04:18

Re: I love it when...

Yermak wrote:
VeryAngryFelid wrote:allied zombies break stealth

Err... what?
While I am approaching a group of sleeping monsters to stab them my allied zombies hit them first waking up everyone.
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Post Wednesday, 22nd May 2019, 11:29

Re: I love it when...

I love it when Trog supports my overkill urges:
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 E - a +5 antimagic executioner's axe
 L - the +10 dark maul {crush}
   (Trog gifted it to you on level 15 of the Dungeon)   
   
   It inflicts extra damage upon your enemies.
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Post Wednesday, 10th July 2019, 21:39

Re: I love it when...

  Code:
The hog bites you but does no damage.
 You carve the hog like the proverbial ham!!!
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Post Wednesday, 17th July 2019, 21:42

Re: I love it when...

  Code:
 As you read the scroll of brand weapon, it crumbles to dust.
 Your +3 battleaxe is engulfed in flames!
_a - a +3 battleaxe of flaming (weapon)
 You see here a yak corpse.
 You butcher the yak corpse.
_A four-headed hydra comes into view.
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Post Sunday, 21st July 2019, 10:22

Re: I love it when...

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 You feel extremely strange.
 You feel a little more calm. You regain control of your magic.
 Iridescent scales grow over part of your body.
 You feel resistant to cold.
 You feel less encumbered by your armour.
_You feel clever.
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Post Sunday, 4th August 2019, 10:54

Re: I love it when...

  Code:
 43954 | Elf:3    | Cast into level 3 of the Abyss (a deep elf sorcerer)
 44047 | Abyss:3  | Got an abyssal rune of Zot
 44169 | Elf:3    | Escaped the Abyss
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Post Sunday, 4th August 2019, 18:13

Re: I love it when...

  Code:
 You climb downwards.
 You hear the roar of battle.
 There is an entrance to a bailey on this level. Hurry and find it before the
 portal closes forever!
 3 kobolds, a big kobold and a phantom come into view.
_The big kobold shouts! The kobold shouts! x2
 Found 13 gold pieces and a long sword. Found a flagged portal.
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Post Monday, 5th August 2019, 10:04

Re: I love it when...

... when boomscythe makes an early appearance :P

  Code:
  2394 | D:5      | Found the +5 scythe "Finisher" {speed, eviscerate}

The orc hits you but does no damage. Erolcha closely misses you.
You hit Erolcha.
You blow up Erolcha!

Maurice says, "Killing adventurers and taking their stuff. It's what I do."
...
Maurice misses you.
You slash Maurice!
You blow up Maurice!

Louise hits you with a +3 morningstar of holy wrath!
You slash Louise!
You blow up Louise!
Vehumet accepts your kill.

You reach to attack!
The helpless golden dragon fails to defend itself.
You open the golden dragon like a pillowcase!!!
You blow up the golden dragon!
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Post Monday, 5th August 2019, 22:03

Re: I love it when...

Chei reasons
  Code:
 11 orcs, 6 orc warriors, 5 orc priests and an ogre come into view.
 The orc shouts! The orc priest shouts! x2; The orc shouts!
 The orc priest shouts! The orc shouts! x4; The orc priest shouts!
 The orc warrior shouts! x2; The orc shouts! x2; The orc priest shouts!
 The orc warrior shouts! The orc shouts! The orc warrior shouts! The orc shouts!
 x2
 The orc warrior shouts! You hear a shout!
 The orc warrior misses you. The orc warrior closely misses you.
 The orc priest moves out of view. The orc moves out of view.
_You hear a shout! x2
 Found 84 gold pieces. Found a roughly hewn altar of Beogh.
 2 orc warriors come into view.
 An orc warrior is wielding a +1 flail of protection.
 You can feel time thicken for a moment.
 You kill the orc priest!
 Cheibriados appreciates the change of pace.
 You kill the orc!
 Cheibriados appreciates the change of pace.
 You kill the orc!
 Cheibriados appreciates the change of pace.
 You kill the orc!
 Cheibriados appreciates the change of pace.
 Cheibriados raises the support of your attributes as your movement slows.
 You kill the orc!
 Cheibriados appreciates the change of pace.
 You kill the orc!
 Cheibriados appreciates the change of pace.
 You kill the orc priest!
 Cheibriados appreciates the change of pace.
 You kill the orc!
 Cheibriados thoroughly appreciates the change of pace.
 You kill the orc!
 Cheibriados appreciates the change of pace.
 You kill the orc!
 Cheibriados appreciates the change of pace.
 You kill the orc!
 Cheibriados appreciates the change of pace.
 You kill the orc priest!
 Cheibriados thoroughly appreciates the change of pace.
 You kill the orc!
 Cheibriados appreciates the change of pace.
 You kill the orc priest!
 Cheibriados appreciates the change of pace.
 You are feeling very hungry.
 
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Post Thursday, 15th August 2019, 18:40

Re: I love it when...

  Code:

An iron imp comes into view. It is wielding the +2 Maxwell's thermic engine
{flame, freeze}.
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Post Saturday, 21st September 2019, 14:58

Re: I love it when...

... mortal combaaat!!
  Code:
The acid blob quivers.
You pummel the Royal Jelly like a punching bag!!!
You kill the Royal Jelly!
You feel a strange vibration for a moment.
With an infernal noise, the power ruling this place vanishes!
The dying Royal Jelly spits out three more jellies.


FINISH HIM!
  Code:
Mennas is severely wounded.
You pound Mennas into fine dust!!!!
You kill Mennas!


Hmm...
  Code:
The worker ant completely misses you.
You squash the worker ant like the proverbial ant!!!
You kill the worker ant!
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Post Monday, 28th October 2019, 10:46

Re: I love it when...

  Code:
 83591 | Pan      | Noticed Cerebov
 83592 | Pan      | Killed Cerebov
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Post Monday, 28th October 2019, 10:59

Re: I love it when...

mopl wrote:
  Code:
 83591 | Pan      | Noticed Cerebov
 83592 | Pan      | Killed Cerebov

How did you do that !?
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Post Monday, 28th October 2019, 12:31

Re: I love it when...

petercordia wrote:
mopl wrote:
  Code:
 83591 | Pan      | Noticed Cerebov
 83592 | Pan      | Killed Cerebov

How did you do that !?


My bet is on Grand finale :P
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Post Friday, 8th November 2019, 10:41

Re: I love it when...

I didn't copy out the game code but it was something along the lines of (From the start of the fight):

  Code:
You throw the silver javelin at the Cyclops
The silver javelin hits the Cyclops
The centaur warrior shoots an arrow at you!
The arrow gets reflected by an invisible force around you
The centaur warrior dies!
The Cylops throws a large rock at you
The large rock gets reflected by an invisible force around you
The Cyclops dies!


I was like wtf. I chucked one javelin and killed two things! :)
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Post Tuesday, 12th November 2019, 01:07

Re: I love it when...

  Code:
Hand Weapons
 a - the +8 longbow "Zephyr" (weapon) {speed, Dex+3 SInv}
   (You took it off a centaur on level 2 of the Lair of Beasts)
 b - the +8 frozen axe "Frostbite" {freezing cloud, *Noise +Fly rC+}
   (You found it on level 4 of the Lair of Beasts)

Playing a MiAE of Yred, so in addition to these, my main weapons are Lightning Bolt, Airstrike and undead allies.
...CeVM{MfWnMiAK}TeAMDrIE{FoVMVSFi}{MuVMGhGlVpMo}HaWrSpWz{OgGlTrMo}{CeWnMfBeMiSk}
DrEE{GrFiFoGl}DgEnFeNe{OpGlHuSu}DDArHaCKSpAEGrTmDgFEDsCjGhMoHuVM{HaAMBaEn}{HuMoHOWn}
DsWzDDHu{DgWnGnBe}FeIE{MiEnMfCj}SpNeBaEEGrFE{HaAKTrCK}DsFESpHu{FoArNaBe}FeEE{HOIEMiAE}

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Post Tuesday, 12th November 2019, 19:41

Re: I love it when...

In vaults:2, dropped by a yaktaur.

  Code:
 E - 2 fuming ruby potions
As you read the scroll of identify, it crumbles to dust.
E - 2 potions of experience

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Post Tuesday, 26th November 2019, 16:03

Re: I love it when...

  Code:
 91023 | Pan      | Entered the realm of Gloorx Vloq.
 91023 | Pan      | Noticed Gloorx Vloq
 91025 | Pan      | Got a dark rune of Zot
 91038 | Depths:3 | Escaped Pandemonium
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Post Wednesday, 27th November 2019, 11:04

Re: I love it when...

Sorcerous wrote:
petercordia wrote:
mopl wrote:
  Code:
 83591 | Pan      | Noticed Cerebov
 83592 | Pan      | Killed Cerebov

How did you do that !?


My bet is on Grand finale :P

Late answer... The solution is atropa needle + Cerebov drowning in lava :D
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Post Today, 00:47

Re: I love it when...

So what happens when a gargoyle wearing plate and wielding a lajatang opens the door to Gloorx Vloq's chamber, where 4 executioners also reside?

  Code:
You reach down and open the door.
An Executioner and Gloorx Vloq come into view.
Your muscles tense, ready for explosive movement...
An Executioner comes into view.
There is an open door here.
You lunge with incredible momentum at Gloorx Vloq, in a flurry of attacks.
The helpless Gloorx Vloq fails to defend themself.
You carve Gloorx Vloq like a ham!!!!!! You burn Gloorx Vloq!!
Gloorx Vloq is almost dead.
You cut Gloorx Vloq into ribbons!!!! You burn Gloorx Vloq!!
You kill Gloorx Vloq!
The Council accepts your kill.
Your supernatural speed expires.
Found a dark rune of Zot.
You lunge at the Executioner, in a flurry of attacks.
The helpless Executioner fails to defend itself.
You carve the Executioner like a ham!!!!!!
You burn the Executioner.
You kill the Executioner!
The Council accepts your kill.
An Executioner comes into view.
You are feeling hungry.
You lunge at the Executioner, in a flurry of attacks.
The helpless Executioner fails to defend itself.
You cut the Executioner into ribbons!!!!!!!
You burn the Executioner.
You kill the Executioner!
The Council accepts your kill.
You lunge at the Executioner.
The helpless Executioner fails to defend itself.
You cut the Executioner into ribbons!!!!!!
You burn the Executioner!
You kill the Executioner!
The Council accepts your kill.
Your Throwing skill increases to level 20!
You pick up the dark rune and feel its power.
You now have 6 runes.


You just gotta love WJC, boots of the Assassin and
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Stlth    ++++++++..
...CeVM{MfWnMiAK}TeAMDrIE{FoVMVSFi}{MuVMGhGlVpMo}HaWrSpWz{OgGlTrMo}{CeWnMfBeMiSk}
DrEE{GrFiFoGl}DgEnFeNe{OpGlHuSu}DDArHaCKSpAEGrTmDgFEDsCjGhMoHuVM{HaAMBaEn}{HuMoHOWn}
DsWzDDHu{DgWnGnBe}FeIE{MiEnMfCj}SpNeBaEEGrFE{HaAKTrCK}DsFESpHu{FoArNaBe}FeEE{HOIEMiAE}
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