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Post Tuesday, 11th October 2011, 20:25

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Grimm wrote:Turns English monsters into French ones.

With longbows. With which they try to shoot you in the eye. Scrolls become tapestries.

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Post Tuesday, 11th October 2011, 20:35

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tapestry of enchant weapon I
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Post Tuesday, 11th October 2011, 20:44

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Scroll of History 101

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Post Tuesday, 11th October 2011, 20:48

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tapestry of running gag

Too bad the Historic Tale Construction Kit disappeared.
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Post Tuesday, 11th October 2011, 21:15

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Grimm wrote:Too bad the Historic Tale Construction Kit disappeared.

Maybe we should be working towards making Crawl more historically accurate.

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Post Tuesday, 11th October 2011, 21:23

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I think that goes without saying.
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Post Tuesday, 11th October 2011, 21:29

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You may think so but I've seen some distressingly anachronistic and otherwise historically inaccurate suggestions made on this board.

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Post Tuesday, 11th October 2011, 21:52

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Orcs in togas?
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Post Tuesday, 11th October 2011, 21:56

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Grimm wrote:Orcs in togas?

Yes, for example. Also the digital watch that Grinder sometimes wears. And the little car that appears in the chariot race.

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Post Tuesday, 11th October 2011, 22:06

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Potion of Coke Classic
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Post Tuesday, 11th October 2011, 22:11

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Potion of Laudanum

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Post Tuesday, 11th October 2011, 22:26

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Post Tuesday, 11th October 2011, 22:29

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Post Tuesday, 11th October 2011, 22:33

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Post Tuesday, 11th October 2011, 22:35

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Rod of drain. (If you cast Sticks to Snakes while wielding it you get Snake of plumber.)

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Post Tuesday, 11th October 2011, 22:36

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wand of metal detection
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Post Tuesday, 11th October 2011, 22:39

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Wand of the prince.

New unique proposal: Prince Albert.
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Post Tuesday, 11th October 2011, 22:46

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Brass knuckles - Occupy the ring slots; increase unarmed damage. Possible starting equipment for Monks?
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Post Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 02:53

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Confidence Interval wrote:Wand of the prince.

Wand of Fresh Prince: banishes target to live with his auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.

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Post Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 03:05

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New monster: Generic Brain. Shoots storms at you. Large speech file of random ideas it shouts while killing you.
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Post Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 03:27

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New item: Enhancer lajatangs.
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Post Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 05:58

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Grimm of funny sayings with Pratmawirya of vote for posts. =)
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Post Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 07:40

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Amulet of ID your stuff.

Insta-kill you if worn.

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Post Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 07:45

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varsovie wrote:Amulet of ID your stuff.

Insta-kill you if worn.

:lol:

MyOtheHedgeFox wrote:Grimm of funny sayings with Pratmawirya of vote for posts. =)

>_>
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Post Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 08:14

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MyOtheHedgeFox wrote:Grimm of funny sayings with Pratmawirya of vote for posts. =)

Forum of self-referentiality.
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Post Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 08:23

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Post Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 10:44

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Boots of cowboy
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Post Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 11:06

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Многоплатформенная обувь на открытой программной архитектуре of confusion.
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Post Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 12:05

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MyOtheHedgeFox wrote:Многоплатформенная обувь на открытой программной архитектуре of confusion.

Google translate renders that as "Multiplatform shoes on an open software architecture" which is, indeed, confusing.

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Post Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 12:51

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Cod Piece of Protection
KoboldLord wrote:I'm also morbidly curious now as to how Shatter is abusable for 'stealth tricks'. It's about as stealthy as the Kool-Aid Man smashing through the walls and running through the room
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Post Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 13:06

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bobross419 wrote:Cod Piece of Protection

Many of my characters prefer Padded Sport Bra of Stasis.
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Post Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 13:42

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bobross419 wrote:Cod Piece of Protection

Many of my characters prefer Padded Sport Bra of Stasis.


Hmmmm, its a toss up between which is more necessary. On the one hand, I love boobies... on the other, I've gotta protect the jewels.
KoboldLord wrote:I'm also morbidly curious now as to how Shatter is abusable for 'stealth tricks'. It's about as stealthy as the Kool-Aid Man smashing through the walls and running through the room
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Post Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 13:53

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bobross419 wrote:
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bobross419 wrote:Cod Piece of Protection

Many of my characters prefer Padded Sport Bra of Stasis.


Hmmmm, its a toss up between which is more necessary. On the one hand, I love boobies... on the other, I've gotta protect the jewels.

If you've a potential need for both items than you are an individual of unusual shape.
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Post Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 14:05

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Confidence Interval wrote:
MyOtheHedgeFox wrote:Многоплатформенная обувь на открытой программной архитектуре of confusion.

Google translate renders that as "Multiplatform shoes on an open software architecture" which is, indeed, confusing.

This will be confusing even with a proper translation. ;)
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Post Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 14:05

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Confidence Interval wrote:New unique proposal: Prince Albert.

Who only spawns inside a 1-tile vault with metal walls, so we'll know the answer to the question about having Prince Albert in a can.
You fall off the wall. You have a feeling of ineptitude.
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Post Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 14:13

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Stormfox wrote:
Confidence Interval wrote:New unique proposal: Prince Albert.

Who only spawns inside a 1-tile vault with metal walls, so we'll know the answer to the question about having Prince Albert in a can.

See you're answering the question there by predetermining the size of the can. The true answer is: depends on the size of the can.

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Post Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 15:08

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Confidence Interval wrote:Forum of self-referentiality.

post of comedy

bobross419 wrote:Hmmmm, its a toss up between which is more necessary. On the one hand, I love boobies... on the other, I've gotta protect the jewels.

Forgotten to wear our rMut, have we?
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Post Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 15:18

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bobross419 wrote:Hmmmm, its a toss up between which is more necessary. On the one hand, I love boobies... on the other, I've gotta protect the jewels.
Grimm wrote:Forgotten to wear our rMut, have we?

Question is, are you going to quaff that potion of cure mutation or decide that you like having the best of both worlds?

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Post Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 15:57

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New branch: Tranny Bar. A sub-branch of Elf.

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Post Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 15:59

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trolls or dolls
orcs with dorks
ghouls with tools
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Post Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 16:08

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Grimm wrote:New branch: Tranny Bar. A sub-branch of Elf.

Someone winks at you from the other side of the Tranny Bar.
Through the smoke you can't tell if it's Joseph or Josephine.

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Post Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 16:16

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You pull out your wand of polymorph.
You say, "This will be a night to remember."
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Post Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 17:15

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The yellow ugly thing gurgles happily!
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Post Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 17:26

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Post Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 17:30

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New item slot : Underwear

Possible items to worn with :
Bra : Dropt by female unique, give +1 EV because it's nice to fell supported. (+2 EV for the sport bra)
Boxer : Make you much more stealthy. When you see the OOD monster pack and shit in your pants,
well you actually wearing some pants to retain the odor and reduce the corrosion of your plate armor.
Thong : If you wear no armor, 10% chance intelligent creature become neutral when they see you. Norris become ally.
Long underwear : If worn without any armor, make other intelligent monster laugh. They have 25% chance to miscast their spell.
Socks : If worn, give +1 RC, because it's so good to be insulate from this chilly stone floor.

And for those who find their armor too tight after wearing those underwear, I'm proud to present you the potion of nausea.
Ingeniously composed by the best anorexics, it taste very bad and contain zero calories.
If drank, you will loose three turn vomiting, will loose all potion-inducted effect and 500 satiation.
The vomit on the floor gives the same penalties as shallow water.

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Post Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 17:42

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Rather, new unique proposal for Tranny Bar: Lola.

Lola (?)
Tall, strong, brown-voiced human of indeterminate gender. Always has a glass of Coca Cola-flavored champagne in one hand.

Speed: 11 (just a little faster than you) | HD: 30 | Health: 150 | AC/EV: 20/5 | Damage: 50 (squeeze) | Flags: transvestite, flirty, british | Resistances: power+++, money, alcohol+, protestations of heterosexuality+++, subsequent chart success+, | Chunks: ewww | XP: 1970 | Spells: sexy dancing, charm straight, polymorph other, sticky, er...flame (3d40).
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Post Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 19:36

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Lola comes into view.
Lola shouts!
Lola gives you the eye.
You question your sexuality.
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Post Thursday, 13th October 2011, 02:45

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Lola hit you with a leather whip.
You are confused.
You fell less yourself.
Xom roars with laughter!

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Post Thursday, 13th October 2011, 02:54

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Lola says "Give us a kiss darling."
You try hard to think about royalty percentages.
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Post Thursday, 13th October 2011, 03:44

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Lola makes you a man.
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