Saturday, 9th March 2019, 20:32 by Scuka
Is this supposed to be fun?
I'm all up for skill checks and dice rolls, but this is utterly ridiculous:
A monster that can't kill a player character, and a player character that can't kill the monster. What's the point of that?
Spoiler: show
The crimson imp is too close now for your liking.
A crimson imp is nearby!
_The crimson imp hits you.
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
The crimson imp hits you.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
You are starving!
_You feel sick. The crimson imp blinks!
_The crimson imp misses you.
Found 19 stones.
You are too hungry to fight recklessly!
You are too hungry to fight recklessly!
You miss the crimson imp. You feel sick.
You are no longer poisoned.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You eat one of the 6 rations. That ration really hit the spot!
_The crimson imp blinks!
_The crimson imp sputters.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You barely miss the crimson imp. Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
_The crimson imp barely misses you.
You barely miss the crimson imp. Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
_The crimson imp misses you.
You hit the crimson imp. Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you.
You barely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp blinks!
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
_The crimson imp barely misses you.
_You closely miss the crimson imp. The crimson imp hits you.
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
_The crimson imp barely misses you.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You barely miss the crimson imp.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You hit the crimson imp. Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
_The crimson imp closely misses you.
_You miss the crimson imp. The crimson imp blinks!
_The crimson imp blinks!
You hit the crimson imp. You tail-slap the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp misses you.
You hit the crimson imp. Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp barely misses you.
You closely miss the crimson imp. Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You hit the crimson imp. Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
The crimson imp sputters.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp blinks!
You are too injured to fight recklessly!
_You are too injured to fight recklessly!
You are too injured to fight recklessly!
You are too injured to fight recklessly!
_A crimson imp is nearby!
_Your magical contamination has completely faded away.
_You start resting.
The crimson imp is too close now for your liking.
A crimson imp is nearby!
_A crimson imp is nearby!
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
You tail-slap the crimson imp, but do no damage.
The crimson imp spits at you.
_The crimson imp barely misses you.
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp misses you.
You closely miss the crimson imp. Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp closely misses you.
You completely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You hit the crimson imp. You tail-slap the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is heavily wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you.
You completely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is heavily wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You are too injured to fight recklessly!
You are too injured to fight recklessly!
You are too injured to fight recklessly!
You are too injured to fight recklessly!
You are too injured to fight recklessly!
You completely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is heavily wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you.
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is severely wounded.
_The crimson imp misses you.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is severely wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You barely miss the crimson imp. You tail-slap the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is severely wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you.
You hit the crimson imp. You tail-slap the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is almost dead.
The crimson imp hits you.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
The crimson imp is severely wounded.
_The crimson imp barely misses you.
You barely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is severely wounded.
_The crimson imp closely misses you.
You miss the crimson imp. Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is severely wounded.
_The crimson imp closely misses you.
You completely miss the crimson imp. You tail-slap the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is severely wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is severely wounded.
_The crimson imp closely misses you.
You miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is severely wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you.
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is severely wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
You tail-slap the crimson imp, but do no damage.
The crimson imp is severely wounded.
_The crimson imp barely misses you.
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
The crimson imp is heavily wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is heavily wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage. x2
You barely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp misses you.
You hit the crimson imp. Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is severely wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
The crimson imp is heavily wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you.
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is almost dead.
_The crimson imp blinks!
_The crimson imp shouts, "Accept thy failure, thou paunchy doghearted pissant!"
_The crimson imp blinks!
_The crimson imp blinks!
You barely miss the crimson imp. Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is heavily wounded.
_The crimson imp misses you.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp barely misses you.
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp blinks!
_The crimson imp grinds its teeth.
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp blinks!
_The crimson imp blinks!
_The crimson imp blinks!
_You see here a dagger.
_The crimson imp hits you.
_The crimson imp blinks!
_The crimson imp blinks!
_There is a stone staircase leading up here.
You climb upwards.
_Level annotation: 3 runed translucent doors, Scuka's ghost, amateur DrFE
There is a stone staircase leading down here.
_You start resting.
_HP restored.
_You climb downwards. The crimson imp misses you. The crimson imp hits you.
There is a stone staircase leading up, spattered with blood here.
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You hit the crimson imp.
You tail-slap the crimson imp, but do no damage.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp blinks!
_You closely miss the crimson imp. The crimson imp misses you.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
_The crimson imp barely misses you.
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
_The crimson imp misses you.
You barely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp misses you.
You hit the crimson imp.
You tail-slap the crimson imp, but do no damage.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp barely misses you.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You miss the crimson imp. You tail-slap the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp misses you.
You closely miss the crimson imp. Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp misses you.
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is heavily wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
The crimson imp grinds its teeth.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You barely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp blinks!
You miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you.
You miss the crimson imp. You tail-slap the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
The crimson imp sputters.
The crimson imp hits you.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp blinks!
You barely miss the crimson imp.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
_You miss the crimson imp. The crimson imp misses you.
You barely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp sputters.
_The crimson imp closely misses you.
_You completely miss the crimson imp. The crimson imp blinks!
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You barely miss the crimson imp.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
_You barely miss the crimson imp. The crimson imp barely misses you.
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
_The crimson imp barely misses you.
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp closely misses you.
_You miss the crimson imp. The crimson imp barely misses you.
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
_The crimson imp closely misses you. The crimson imp barely misses you.
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you.
You barely miss the crimson imp. Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp blinks!
_The crimson imp puffs mist at you.
_The crimson imp laughs crazily.
You barely miss the crimson imp.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
_The crimson imp barely misses you.
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You barely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp blinks!
_The crimson imp grins evilly.
_You closely miss the crimson imp. The crimson imp hits you.
_You barely miss the crimson imp. The crimson imp hits you.
You barely miss the crimson imp. You tail-slap the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp blinks!
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
_Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp. The crimson imp blinks!
_The crimson imp closely misses you.
_You barely miss the crimson imp. The crimson imp barely misses you.
_You barely miss the crimson imp. The crimson imp barely misses you.
You hit the crimson imp. Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp misses you.
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp misses you. The crimson imp blinks!
You miss the crimson imp.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You miss the crimson imp.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You hit the crimson imp. Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp barely misses you.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp blinks!
_The crimson imp blinks!
You barely miss the crimson imp.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
You tail-slap the crimson imp, but do no damage.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
_You closely miss the crimson imp. The crimson imp blinks!
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
_The crimson imp closely misses you.
You closely miss the crimson imp. The crimson imp barely misses you.
_The crimson imp closely misses you.
You barely miss the crimson imp.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp blinks!
You hit the crimson imp. Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp misses you.
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You barely miss the crimson imp.
You tail-slap the crimson imp, but do no damage.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp barely misses you.
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp closely misses you.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You barely miss the crimson imp. Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
The crimson imp shouts, "Scamper hence, thou churlish elf-skinned
blabberskite!"
_The crimson imp hits you.
You miss the crimson imp.
You tail-slap the crimson imp, but do no damage.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
_You closely miss the crimson imp. The crimson imp closely misses you.
You completely miss the crimson imp. The crimson imp closely misses you.
_The crimson imp misses you.
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp misses you.
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You closely miss the crimson imp. You tail-slap the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp completely misses you.
You barely miss the crimson imp. Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You barely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp barely misses you.
You hit the crimson imp. You tail-slap the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp barely misses you.
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp barely misses you.
You barely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp closely misses you. x2
You closely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp misses you.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp barely misses you.
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp blinks!
_The crimson imp blinks!
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp blinks!
_The crimson imp hits you.
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp closely misses you.
You hit the crimson imp. Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp blinks!
_The crimson imp blinks!
_The crimson imp blinks!
No target in view!
No target in view!
No target in view!
No target in view!
A crimson imp is nearby!
_The crimson imp hits you.
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
The crimson imp hits you.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
You are starving!
_You feel sick. The crimson imp blinks!
_The crimson imp misses you.
Found 19 stones.
You are too hungry to fight recklessly!
You are too hungry to fight recklessly!
You miss the crimson imp. You feel sick.
You are no longer poisoned.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You eat one of the 6 rations. That ration really hit the spot!
_The crimson imp blinks!
_The crimson imp sputters.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You barely miss the crimson imp. Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
_The crimson imp barely misses you.
You barely miss the crimson imp. Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
_The crimson imp misses you.
You hit the crimson imp. Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you.
You barely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp blinks!
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
_The crimson imp barely misses you.
_You closely miss the crimson imp. The crimson imp hits you.
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
_The crimson imp barely misses you.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You barely miss the crimson imp.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You hit the crimson imp. Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
_The crimson imp closely misses you.
_You miss the crimson imp. The crimson imp blinks!
_The crimson imp blinks!
You hit the crimson imp. You tail-slap the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp misses you.
You hit the crimson imp. Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp barely misses you.
You closely miss the crimson imp. Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You hit the crimson imp. Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
The crimson imp sputters.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp blinks!
You are too injured to fight recklessly!
_You are too injured to fight recklessly!
You are too injured to fight recklessly!
You are too injured to fight recklessly!
_A crimson imp is nearby!
_Your magical contamination has completely faded away.
_You start resting.
The crimson imp is too close now for your liking.
A crimson imp is nearby!
_A crimson imp is nearby!
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
You tail-slap the crimson imp, but do no damage.
The crimson imp spits at you.
_The crimson imp barely misses you.
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp misses you.
You closely miss the crimson imp. Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp closely misses you.
You completely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You hit the crimson imp. You tail-slap the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is heavily wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you.
You completely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is heavily wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You are too injured to fight recklessly!
You are too injured to fight recklessly!
You are too injured to fight recklessly!
You are too injured to fight recklessly!
You are too injured to fight recklessly!
You completely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is heavily wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you.
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is severely wounded.
_The crimson imp misses you.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is severely wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You barely miss the crimson imp. You tail-slap the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is severely wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you.
You hit the crimson imp. You tail-slap the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is almost dead.
The crimson imp hits you.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
The crimson imp is severely wounded.
_The crimson imp barely misses you.
You barely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is severely wounded.
_The crimson imp closely misses you.
You miss the crimson imp. Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is severely wounded.
_The crimson imp closely misses you.
You completely miss the crimson imp. You tail-slap the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is severely wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is severely wounded.
_The crimson imp closely misses you.
You miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is severely wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you.
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is severely wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
You tail-slap the crimson imp, but do no damage.
The crimson imp is severely wounded.
_The crimson imp barely misses you.
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
The crimson imp is heavily wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is heavily wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage. x2
You barely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp misses you.
You hit the crimson imp. Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is severely wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
The crimson imp is heavily wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you.
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is almost dead.
_The crimson imp blinks!
_The crimson imp shouts, "Accept thy failure, thou paunchy doghearted pissant!"
_The crimson imp blinks!
_The crimson imp blinks!
You barely miss the crimson imp. Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is heavily wounded.
_The crimson imp misses you.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp barely misses you.
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp blinks!
_The crimson imp grinds its teeth.
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp blinks!
_The crimson imp blinks!
_The crimson imp blinks!
_You see here a dagger.
_The crimson imp hits you.
_The crimson imp blinks!
_The crimson imp blinks!
_There is a stone staircase leading up here.
You climb upwards.
_Level annotation: 3 runed translucent doors, Scuka's ghost, amateur DrFE
There is a stone staircase leading down here.
_You start resting.
_HP restored.
_You climb downwards. The crimson imp misses you. The crimson imp hits you.
There is a stone staircase leading up, spattered with blood here.
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You hit the crimson imp.
You tail-slap the crimson imp, but do no damage.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp blinks!
_You closely miss the crimson imp. The crimson imp misses you.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
_The crimson imp barely misses you.
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
_The crimson imp misses you.
You barely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp misses you.
You hit the crimson imp.
You tail-slap the crimson imp, but do no damage.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp barely misses you.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You miss the crimson imp. You tail-slap the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp misses you.
You closely miss the crimson imp. Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp misses you.
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is heavily wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
The crimson imp grinds its teeth.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You barely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp blinks!
You miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you.
You miss the crimson imp. You tail-slap the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
The crimson imp sputters.
The crimson imp hits you.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp blinks!
You barely miss the crimson imp.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
_You miss the crimson imp. The crimson imp misses you.
You barely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp sputters.
_The crimson imp closely misses you.
_You completely miss the crimson imp. The crimson imp blinks!
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You barely miss the crimson imp.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
_You barely miss the crimson imp. The crimson imp barely misses you.
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
_The crimson imp barely misses you.
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp closely misses you.
_You miss the crimson imp. The crimson imp barely misses you.
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
_The crimson imp closely misses you. The crimson imp barely misses you.
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you.
You barely miss the crimson imp. Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp blinks!
_The crimson imp puffs mist at you.
_The crimson imp laughs crazily.
You barely miss the crimson imp.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
_The crimson imp barely misses you.
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You barely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp blinks!
_The crimson imp grins evilly.
_You closely miss the crimson imp. The crimson imp hits you.
_You barely miss the crimson imp. The crimson imp hits you.
You barely miss the crimson imp. You tail-slap the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp blinks!
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
_Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp. The crimson imp blinks!
_The crimson imp closely misses you.
_You barely miss the crimson imp. The crimson imp barely misses you.
_You barely miss the crimson imp. The crimson imp barely misses you.
You hit the crimson imp. Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp misses you.
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp misses you. The crimson imp blinks!
You miss the crimson imp.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You miss the crimson imp.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You hit the crimson imp. Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp barely misses you.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp blinks!
_The crimson imp blinks!
You barely miss the crimson imp.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
You tail-slap the crimson imp, but do no damage.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
_You closely miss the crimson imp. The crimson imp blinks!
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
_The crimson imp closely misses you.
You closely miss the crimson imp. The crimson imp barely misses you.
_The crimson imp closely misses you.
You barely miss the crimson imp.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp blinks!
You hit the crimson imp. Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp misses you.
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You barely miss the crimson imp.
You tail-slap the crimson imp, but do no damage.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp barely misses you.
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp closely misses you.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You barely miss the crimson imp. Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
The crimson imp shouts, "Scamper hence, thou churlish elf-skinned
blabberskite!"
_The crimson imp hits you.
You miss the crimson imp.
You tail-slap the crimson imp, but do no damage.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
_You closely miss the crimson imp. The crimson imp closely misses you.
You completely miss the crimson imp. The crimson imp closely misses you.
_The crimson imp misses you.
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp misses you.
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You closely miss the crimson imp. You tail-slap the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp completely misses you.
You barely miss the crimson imp. Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You barely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp barely misses you.
You hit the crimson imp. You tail-slap the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp barely misses you.
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp barely misses you.
You barely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp closely misses you. x2
You closely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp misses you.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp barely misses you.
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp blinks!
_The crimson imp blinks!
You hit the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp blinks!
_The crimson imp hits you.
You hit the crimson imp but do no damage.
Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp hits you but does no damage.
You closely miss the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is lightly wounded.
_The crimson imp closely misses you.
You hit the crimson imp. Your tail-slap misses the crimson imp.
The crimson imp is moderately wounded.
_The crimson imp blinks!
_The crimson imp blinks!
_The crimson imp blinks!
No target in view!
No target in view!
No target in view!
No target in view!
A monster that can't kill a player character, and a player character that can't kill the monster. What's the point of that?
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