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Re: Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible
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If it doesn't fit anywhere else, it belongs here. Also, come here if you just need to get hammered.
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duvessa wrote:There's no real reason to buy dildos. Whenever I go to someone's house I try to get myself alone in their bedroom for a minute, then find a dildo and slip it into my jacket. Even when they realize their dildo is gone, they'll never ask you if you stole it, because it would mean admitting that it's their dildo. So far I've gotten 8 dildos this way without paying a cent.
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duvessa wrote:There's no real reason to buy dildos. Whenever I go to someone's house I try to get myself alone in their bedroom for a minute, then find a dildo and slip it into my jacket. Even when they realize their dildo is gone, they'll never ask you if you stole it, because it would mean admitting that it's their dildo. So far I've gotten 8 dildos this way without paying a cent.
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duvessa wrote:There's no real reason to buy dildos. Whenever I go to someone's house I try to get myself alone in their bedroom for a minute, then find a dildo and slip it into my jacket. Even when they realize their dildo is gone, they'll never ask you if you stole it, because it would mean admitting that it's their dildo. So far I've gotten 8 dildos this way without paying a cent.
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Doesnt wrote:Qazlal is a good god to worship because he increases your experience gain by drawing all the monsters out of hiding.
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duvessa wrote:teleportitis is annoying but i dont think you could ever convince me it is dangerous, let alone crippling
duvessa wrote:DCSS Go: jump down the nearest manhole and fully explore the sewers before you go back out
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duvessa wrote:There's no real reason to buy dildos. Whenever I go to someone's house I try to get myself alone in their bedroom for a minute, then find a dildo and slip it into my jacket. Even when they realize their dildo is gone, they'll never ask you if you stole it, because it would mean admitting that it's their dildo. So far I've gotten 8 dildos this way without paying a cent.
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PleasingFungus wrote:you should read-id your scrolls once you've gotten a few floors down, since that'll let you get to level 1 spellcasting and begin memorizing spells
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duvessa wrote:Even when they realize their dildo is gone, they'll never ask you if you stole it, because it would mean admitting that it's their dildo.
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