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I'm Done (For Now)
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If it doesn't fit anywhere else, it belongs here. Also, come here if you just need to get hammered.
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wheals wrote:I'm duvessa and this is my tavern. I work here with my old man Fannar and my brother, dowan. Every thread in here has a shitpost and a thanks count. One thing I've learned after 10 years – you never know WHAT the devs are going to stupid remove next.
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dowan wrote:An alternative equation that gives similarly accurate results is:wheals wrote:I'm duvessa and this is my tavern. I work here with my old man Fannar and my brother, dowan. Every thread in here has a shitpost and a thanks count. One thing I've learned after 10 years – you never know WHAT the devs are going to stupid remove next.
Shitpost count = post count - unthanked post count + sqrt(unthanked post count^(1/elf mentions)
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dowan wrote:The elf mentions variable includes a closing parenthesis, silly.
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dowan wrote:No, that was a joke, I totally missed the closing parenthesis. I just claimed that the "elf mentions" variable in my silly equation has a ")" included within it.
So while you may or may not be an idiot, I definitely am. At least, in this case.
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Shard1697 wrote:I have a ritual called "berserker". Before I work out, I crouch in the shower in the "naked berserker" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Mino or the hill orc guy. I then start to hum the berserk theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my berserker leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.
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Shtopit wrote:Shard1697 wrote:I have a ritual called "berserker". Before I work out, I crouch in the shower in the "naked berserker" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Mino or the hill orc guy. I then start to hum the berserk theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my berserker leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.
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What the fornication didst thou just fornicating say boot me, thou ruttish reeling-ripe death-token!? I’ll have thee know I graduat'd top of my class in the Imp Seals, and I have partaken in num'rous secret raids on Al-Ereshkigal, and I have ov'r 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in minotaur warfare and I’m the top curser in the entire Imp Armed Forces. Thou art nothing to me but just another curl. I will annoy thee the fuck out with precision the likes of which hath never been seen before on this Earth, mark these fucking words of mine. Thou thinkest thou canst get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, thou yeasty milk-livered scut. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the tavern and thy IP is being traced right now so thou better preparest for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipeth out the roguish dismal-dreaming thing you call your life. Thou art fucking dead, goat. I can blink anywhere, anytime, and I can bore thee in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of whatever is laying of the floor and I will use it to its full extent to wipe thy foul and pestilent arse off the face of the continent, thou weedy boil-brained miscreant! If only thou couldst have known what unholy retribution thy little clouted hedge-born comment was about to bring down upon thee, maybe thou would have held thy fucking tongue. But thou couldst not, thou didst not, and now thou art paying the price, thou infectious sheep-biting blind-worm. I will shit fury all over thee and thee shalt drown in it. Thou art... Hey, the fuck art thee going, thou lumpish pottle-deep barnacle!
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BabyRage wrote:Wtf is this copypasta and what is tileschat? Is this some inside thing? Sorry if I'm dumb.
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Sar wrote:is good copypasta but you didn't crawlify it! no thanks for you
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Sar wrote:I kind of want to know the source for this pasta but I also kind of don't.
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Shtopit wrote:Sar wrote:I kind of want to know the source for this pasta but I also kind of don't.
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