Give advice using the absolute worst reasoning possible

[BabyRage]

You should worship TSO in extended, because the bonus accuracy from his halo will really help you while fighting Ereshkigal!

[WingedEspeon]

You should worship TSO in extended because then you won't need sInv.

[duvessa]

There's no real reason to buy dildos. Whenever I go to someone's house I try to get myself alone in their bedroom for a minute, then find a dildo and slip it into my jacket. Even when they realize their dildo is gone, they'll never ask you if you stole it, because it would mean admitting that it's their dildo. So far I've gotten 8 dildos this way without paying a cent.

[Arrhythmia]

There's no real reason to buy dildos. Whenever I go to someone's house I try to get myself alone in their bedroom for a minute, then find a dildo and slip it into my jacket. Even when they realize their dildo is gone, they'll never ask you if you stole it, because it would mean admitting that it's their dildo. So far I've gotten 8 dildos this way without paying a cent.

deja vu

[CypherZel]

There's no real reason to buy dildos. Whenever I go to someone's house I try to get myself alone in their bedroom for a minute, then find a dildo and slip it into my jacket. Even when they realize their dildo is gone, they'll never ask you if you stole it, because it would mean admitting that it's their dildo. So far I've gotten 8 dildos this way without paying a cent.

Do you use them though?

[BabyRage]

There's no real reason to buy dildos. Whenever I go to someone's house I try to get myself alone in their bedroom for a minute, then find a dildo and slip it into my jacket. Even when they realize their dildo is gone, they'll never ask you if you stole it, because it would mean admitting that it's their dildo. So far I've gotten 8 dildos this way without paying a cent.

Bad advice with good reasoning.

[Doesnt]

Qazlal is a good god to worship because he increases your experience gain by drawing all the monsters out of hiding.

[dynast]

Qazlal is a good god to worship because he increases your experience gain by drawing all the monsters out of hiding.

He is also pretty good at making monsters identify weapons and potions for you!

[Elitist]

High Elf was a good removal because the blonde pixels in their hair slowed down the game too much.

[neverEnough]

Childs should start with Lego as young as possible because later when adults they'll self 3dprint better dildoes.

https://youtu.be/i6BQbPetnNY

[amaril]

It's a good idea to learn meph cloud on otherwise weak, seafaring races like op & br:

drown your enemies without fear
of losing all that food and gear

[pedritolo]

There's no real reason to buy dildos. Whenever I go to someone's house I try to get myself alone in their bedroom for a minute, then find a dildo and slip it into my jacket. Even when they realize their dildo is gone, they'll never ask you if you stole it, because it would mean admitting that it's their dildo. So far I've gotten 8 dildos this way without paying a cent.

Another 2 or 3 and you could make an art installation

[njvack]

you should read-id your scrolls once you've gotten a few floors down, since that'll let you get to level 1 spellcasting and begin memorizing spells

You're starting to get the hang of this magic thing.

[Floodkiller]

Courtesy of ManiacJoe:

Train for and use the new Ignition spell in order to locate invisible enemies when you don't have SInv.

[Shtopit]

You should worship Cheib, because he deactivates autopickup for wands of random effects.

[crawlnoob]

Even when they realize their dildo is gone, they'll never ask you if you stole it, because it would mean admitting that it's their dildo.

Did you steal the dildo, Duvessa?

[Nod2003]

You should always worship the first god you get access to so you can get piety maxed sooner.

You should always use decks blindly so you don’t waste Id scrolls.

[stoneychips]

Don't bother saving anything for ascension...

You might not meet any Pan lords at all!

[Vanguardan]

You should worship Mahkleb as a caster so that you can cast low level conjurations without using MP.

[CPTANT]

You shouldn't disengage early because that out of depth monster is worth loads of juicy xp

[Shtopit]

Dithmenos is the bestest god, because he removes autopickup from both wands of fire and random effects!

[tach3]

When there are the portals to Sewer and Ossuary on one level, always take the portal to Ossuary. Because the potion there are lesser contaminated.