How old is Duvessa?


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Post Sunday, 28th February 2016, 08:17

How old is Duvessa?

duvessa wrote:i remember that when i was like 14 i did a google image search for "unicorn horn" and got a picture of a unicorn gently putting its horn into an elf's vagina. they've improved their algorithms since then


Google first came out in 97 but was fairly underground until 98. That puts duvessa at a maximum of umm...Math. ..33 years old plus or minus the error in his memory. Or if he was counting in elf years which is a distinct possibility.

Can we narrow this down more, tavernites?

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Post Sunday, 28th February 2016, 10:33

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I typed unicorn horn into google. Only got pictures of unicorn horn. Seem like new algorithm is a step down.
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Post Sunday, 28th February 2016, 11:09

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Post Sunday, 28th February 2016, 11:40

Re: How old is Duvessa?

get drunk and make a bunch of "how old is twelwe?" posts if u want to be shamed into leaving tavern forever
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Post Sunday, 28th February 2016, 19:13

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Hopefully she's over 18 or minmay will be deleting a lot of files from his computer

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Post Sunday, 28th February 2016, 23:21

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wheals wrote:Hopefully she's over 18 or minmay will be deleting a lot of files from his computer


I'm 90% sure that minmay is a man.
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Post Sunday, 28th February 2016, 23:51

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Tiktacy wrote:
wheals wrote:Hopefully she's over 18 or minmay will be deleting a lot of files from his computer


I'm 90% sure that minmay is a man.

e <-- He's talking about this duvessa.

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Post Monday, 29th February 2016, 02:16

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Blade wrote:
Tiktacy wrote:
wheals wrote:Hopefully she's over 18 or minmay will be deleting a lot of files from his computer


I'm 90% sure that minmay is a man.

e <-- He's talking about this duvessa.

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Post Monday, 29th February 2016, 02:28

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wow. spoiler that shit

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Post Monday, 29th February 2016, 06:36

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Having spent considerable time stalking him, I'm going to give you the answer of "young twenties".
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Post Monday, 29th February 2016, 10:25

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wheals wrote:Hopefully she's over 18 or minmay will be deleting a lot of files from his computer
I actually only have 2 on my computer

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Post Monday, 29th February 2016, 17:00

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daggaz wrote:
duvessa wrote:i remember that when i was like 14 i did a google image search for "unicorn horn" and got a picture of a unicorn gently putting its horn into an elf's vagina. they've improved their algorithms since then


Google first came out in 97 but was fairly underground until 98. That puts duvessa at a maximum of umm...Math. ..33 years old plus or minus the error in his memory. Or if he was counting in elf years which is a distinct possibility.

Can we narrow this down more, tavernites?

Google images was launched in 2001: https://www.google.com/about/company/history/ I don't know exactly when they started calling it "google image search"
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Post Tuesday, 1st March 2016, 13:41

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Has anyone just asked him instead of tomfooling around hither and yon regarding an internet personailty

If he lies to you that's what he wants you to know about himself anyway

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Post Tuesday, 1st March 2016, 14:06

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that's not as fun

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Post Tuesday, 1st March 2016, 14:48

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Sar wrote:that's not as fun


look all I'm saying is this is a lot of effort that could be put into something more productive, like a tier list or complaint about food

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Post Tuesday, 1st March 2016, 20:26

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with thanks removed, I no longer have an incentive to post my nudes

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Post Tuesday, 1st March 2016, 22:36

Re: How old is Duvessa?

xentronium already posted the whole session up in the thread

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Post Wednesday, 2nd March 2016, 00:56

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Sar wrote:xentronium already posted the whole session up in the thread
oh, please, I have WAY higher resolution pictures than that
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Post Thursday, 3rd March 2016, 17:26

Re: How old is Duvessa?

I know for a fact that minmay is pretty old.



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Post Thursday, 3rd March 2016, 18:03

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It takes place in the future so she isn't even born yet???
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Post Thursday, 3rd March 2016, 18:27

Re: How old is Duvessa?

it is a cycle. humanity self destructed before, a thousand times. this video is from the past long forgotten.
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Post Thursday, 3rd March 2016, 23:27

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I believe Duvessa was added on about 2009-08-15, so that would make him around 6 and a half years old.
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Post Friday, 4th March 2016, 13:34

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Hirsch I wrote:it is a cycle. humanity self destructed before, a thousand times. this video is from the past long forgotten.

I always wanted to know and since this thread ks nothing it seems like a good place to ask, are you Hirsch the First and if so do you have hirschildren and grandhirschildren

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Post Saturday, 2nd April 2016, 07:48

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minmay wrote:
wheals wrote:Hopefully she's over 18 or minmay will be deleting a lot of files from his computer
I actually only have 2 on my computer
copied a few more from my old hard drive, now i have a total of 5 on my computer, but still only 2 naked ones. also, to answer the question, duvessa is about a year older than me
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Post Saturday, 2nd April 2016, 09:20

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minmay wrote:
minmay wrote:
wheals wrote:Hopefully she's over 18 or minmay will be deleting a lot of files from his computer
I actually only have 2 on my computer
copied a few more from my old hard drive, now i have a total of 5 on my computer, but still only 2 naked ones. also, to answer the question, duvessa is about a year older than me

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Post Sunday, 3rd April 2016, 04:14

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Elitist wrote:D-Does Dowan know?


Where do you think the photos came from?
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Elitist wrote:
minmay wrote:copied a few more from my old hard drive, now i have a total of 5 on my computer, but still only 2 naked ones. also, to answer the question, duvessa is about a year older than me

D-Does Dowan know?
we're twins so I imagine Dowan does, in fact, know how old I am

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Post Sunday, 3rd April 2016, 07:13

Re: How old is Duvessa?

Better question: is Dowan a jailbait?
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Post Sunday, 3rd April 2016, 07:24

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kuniqs wrote:Better question: is Dowan a jailbait?
that's a much worse question actually

it's probably the worst question ever

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Post Monday, 18th April 2016, 15:06

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kuniqs wrote:Better question: is Dowan a jailbait?

Yes, but not for the usual reason.

Now, I happen to know the [redacted] stock prices are going to plummet tomorrow...

Also, I have no idea how old Duvessa or I am. I would, but it's forbidden knowledge, and we're not a couple of filthy deep elves...

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Post Monday, 18th April 2016, 15:24

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if an admin was to delete dowan's account would we actually see duvessa go berserk?

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Post Monday, 18th April 2016, 15:40

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You'd hear a distant wail of despair.

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Post Monday, 18th April 2016, 15:51

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I think duvessa might go berserk outwardly to maintain appearances, but inwardly duvessa might actually become a little more sane.
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Post Monday, 18th April 2016, 16:10

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I don't think duvessa actually feels it for dowan; I bet she has to surreptitiously chug a berserk potion to maintain appearances, or idk maybe thinking about circle LOS or lantern of shadows does the job.

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Post Monday, 18th April 2016, 16:41

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Imagine how much harder they would be if it was just two Duvessas.

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Post Monday, 18th April 2016, 19:46

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dowan wrote:Imagine how much harder they would be if it was just two Duvessas.
oh I'd be harder all right

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Post Monday, 18th April 2016, 20:26

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I believe seeing them post a picture of a family gathering they attended?? I dunno, this was a while back.
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Post Monday, 18th April 2016, 20:37

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Post Wednesday, 20th April 2016, 23:22

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love duvessa's tumblr, big fan.
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Post Wednesday, 20th April 2016, 23:22

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haha jk
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