Acquisition

[Doctor Shambango]

So today an acquisition scroll gave me a vanilla animal skin. That did put a smile on my face. I know one can acquire 'worse' things; artifacts with negative egos, contaminate and whatnot - but I really can't think of anything crapper. There aren't any naked starts are there? So it was something no one would ever pick up, even on D1.

[bcadren]

Remember kids, the first rule of acquisition is "Once you have their money, you never give it back. "

[daggaz]

So today an acquisition scroll gave me a vanilla animal skin. That did put a smile on my face. I know one can acquire 'worse' things; artifacts with negative egos, contaminate and whatnot - but I really can't think of anything crapper. There aren't any naked starts are there? So it was something no one would ever pick up, even on D1.

Youre wrong. When I play an OgWz, I always switch out my robes for the first animal skin I find. Cuz ogres.

[duvessa]

nothing beats Okawaru though:

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You finish putting on the -5 robe of Misfortune {god gift, -Cast Contam+ *Tele EV-4 Str-2 Dex-2 Int-2 Stlth-- Curse}.

[Doctor Shambango]

So today an acquisition scroll gave me a vanilla animal skin. That did put a smile on my face. I know one can acquire 'worse' things; artifacts with negative egos, contaminate and whatnot - but I really can't think of anything crapper. There aren't any naked starts are there? So it was something no one would ever pick up, even on D1.

Youre wrong. When I play an OgWz, I always switch out my robes for the first animal skin I find. Cuz ogres.

Fair enough. I was thinking maybe a naked troll; but then, why did it get naked?

[duvessa]

So today an acquisition scroll gave me a vanilla animal skin. That did put a smile on my face. I know one can acquire 'worse' things; artifacts with negative egos, contaminate and whatnot - but I really can't think of anything crapper. There aren't any naked starts are there? So it was something no one would ever pick up, even on D1.

Youre wrong. When I play an OgWz, I always switch out my robes for the first animal skin I find. Cuz ogres.

Fair enough. I was thinking maybe a naked troll; but then, why did it get naked?

i hear sex is better if you take your clothes off first

[dynast]

Naked elves are so bland though, i think they look more fuckable while wearing those fancy clothes they have. Naked draconians on the other hand... rawr.

[Elitist]

Naked elves are so bland though, i think they look more fuckable while wearing those fancy clothes they have. Naked draconians on the other hand... rawr.

LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME THAT AGAIN.

[ydeve]

Are you a furry? I notice your avatar is a (facepalming?) dragon anthro.

[Sar]

people who want to fuck dragons are called "scalies" fyi

[duvessa]

people who want to fuck dragons are called "scalies" fyi

why did I already know this

[Sar]

because you have internet access and free time?

[dynast]

Excuse me, we are talking draconians here, scaly yes, but also have slippery belly.

[Doctor Shambango]

Naked elves are so bland though, i think they look more fuckable while wearing those fancy clothes they have. Naked draconians on the other hand... rawr.

A draconian calls its down-belows a 'cloaca'. Don't know about trolls.