Tier List: altars

[HardboiledGargoyle]

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[Rast]

someone post a console version

[ydeve]

S _ _ _
A _ _ _ _ _ _ _
B _ _ _ _ _
C _ _ _ _ _ _
D _ _
E _

If I'm not mistaken, this thread is just about how the altars look, so a console version doesn't make much sense. Unless you particularly like one altar's color scheme, I guess.

[Blade]

S: _ _ _
A: _ _ _ _
B: _ _ _
C: _ _
D: _
F: _

That should about cover it. Whichever ones were left out probably deserved it.

[duvessa]

for console players, here are the gods corresponding to the altar tiles in the original image:
S: god of flamboyance ; god of cyborgs ; god of severed heads that are slightly bored
A: god of lens flare ; god of surprised eyes ; god of hot pockets ; god of 3rd grade art projects ; not actually an altar, just a pile of filthy grey socks ; god of people who got shot in the face ; god of really tiny shields
B: god of piss christ ; god of crappy and unnecessary dithering ; god of weighing meat against ice cream ; god of gee, i fucking wonder if this god has something to do with being slow ; god of people who had no clue what to draw
C: god of slaps ; god of ms paint ; god of ugly trophies and deformed horseshoes ; duvessa ; god of obvious fire hazards ; god of necessary, but still crappy, dithering
D: god of scrolls ; god of fire elementals that tried to go down a chimney head-first, but got stuck, so now they're wiggling their legs trying to get out
E: god of crappier dithering

[CanOfWorms]

fyi, the dithering is artifacting from a pass through a different image format.

[lethediver]

U can really see how far the art of iconography has progressed by looking at the newer altars.

[duvessa]

fyi, the dithering is artifacting from a pass through a different image format.

yeah, what did he do anyway? paste all the PNGs together, then save them as a GIF, then convert that back to PNG?

[Sar]

thanks for all the funny jokes ITT guys

[WalrusKing]

thanks for all the funny jokes ITT guys

I likewise found them amusing.

[HardboiledGargoyle]

that is very funny, duvessa! let me try the ones you copped out on: Jiyva - god of artificial food coloring, Qaz - god of antlers, Dith - HAL9000 in meditation, Yred - spinning plates and other magic tricks.

e: here's an alter altar prototype for Yred, like it?

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[sizz]

always want to worship sif or ash for their altars

[ZipZipskins]

for console players, here are the gods corresponding to the altar tiles in the original image:
S: god of flamboyance ; god of cyborgs ; god of severed heads that are slightly bored
A: god of lens flare ; god of surprised eyes ; god of hot pockets ; god of 3rd grade art projects ; not actually an altar, just a pile of filthy grey socks ; god of people who got shot in the face ; god of really tiny shields
B: god of piss christ ; god of crappy and unnecessary dithering ; god of weighing meat against ice cream ; god of gee, i fucking wonder if this god has something to do with being slow ; god of people who had no clue what to draw
C: god of slaps ; god of ms paint ; god of ugly trophies and deformed horseshoes ; duvessa ; god of obvious fire hazards ; god of necessary, but still crappy, dithering
D: god of scrolls ; god of fire elementals that tried to go down a chimney head-first, but got stuck, so now they're wiggling their legs trying to get out
E: god of crappier dithering

funnythanks

[Sar]

I never noticed that but after duvessa calling TSO "piss christ" I can't help but see Oka's altar as an urinal

[HardboiledGargoyle]

yes and if you look at Elyvilon's altar from the side

[carbonbasedlifeform]

So Ely is that porcelain diety whom I'm making sacrifices every morning...

[Sprucery]

for console players, here are the gods corresponding to the altar tiles in the original image:
S: god of flamboyance ; god of cyborgs ; god of severed heads that are slightly bored
A: god of lens flare ; god of surprised eyes ; god of hot pockets ; god of 3rd grade art projects ; not actually an altar, just a pile of filthy grey socks ; god of people who got shot in the face ; god of really tiny shields
B: god of piss christ ; god of crappy and unnecessary dithering ; god of weighing meat against ice cream ; god of gee, i fucking wonder if this god has something to do with being slow ; god of people who had no clue what to draw
C: god of slaps ; god of ms paint ; god of ugly trophies and deformed horseshoes ; duvessa ; god of obvious fire hazards ; god of necessary, but still crappy, dithering
D: god of scrolls ; god of fire elementals that tried to go down a chimney head-first, but got stuck, so now they're wiggling their legs trying to get out
E: god of crappier dithering

Thanks, god of ms paint is the kicker.