4000 THANK QUEST


If it doesn't fit anywhere else, it belongs here. Also, come here if you just need to get hammered.

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Post Monday, 8th February 2016, 21:40

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

god i hate you people

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Post Monday, 8th February 2016, 21:43

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You search your old house. You find a piece of paper inside your duck lamp. It has '9' written on it. You also remember that your old house has a back door. You feel well-rested.
  Code:
DP: ============================== 30/30
MP: ==================== 20/20
GP: =------------------- 1/20
AC: ???
THANKS COLLECTED: 1

Silk trousers (???AC) (worn)
Plaid beret (???AC) (in money bag)
Cargo shorts (???AC) (in money bag)
Ordinary twig (in money bag)
Nuclear bomb (in money bag)
Money bag (in money bag)
Water pistol (100%)
3 scrolls of remove curse
Five pieces of paper with '9' on them
Mailbox
Shovel (wielded)
Blue and white T-shirt (???AC)
Blue jeans (???AC)
Brassiere of unspecified colour (???AC)
Knickers (???AC)
47 blotters

MAP
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◻═◻═◻
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◻═◻═◻═◻
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Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

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Post Monday, 8th February 2016, 23:55

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

duvessa wrote:god i hate you people


Could have been a lot worse.

It still can.
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Post Monday, 8th February 2016, 23:55

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

Collect Thanks

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Post Tuesday, 9th February 2016, 01:10

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

Go through the back door.

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Post Tuesday, 9th February 2016, 16:50

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

Also try to recall if you've ever been into The Sphere.
What about the forests?
Nope

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Post Wednesday, 10th February 2016, 10:24

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

Dont we have all the nines now? Or are there more female dream-characters tavernites want to tab thru first?

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Post Wednesday, 10th February 2016, 20:00

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

It's not my fault all the dream characters duvessa puts out there are female.

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Post Wednesday, 17th February 2016, 12:18

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You ever feel like you are stuck in a bad dream and you just cant ever wake up?
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Post Wednesday, 17th February 2016, 18:02

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

yes, normally when I'm stuck in a bad dream that I can't wake up.
my posts are to be read in a mildly playful tone, with a deep, sexy voice.

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Post Thursday, 25th February 2016, 13:26

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You wander around outside, aimlessly. There is a gigantic chasm out back, rending the earth like some gaping maw, ready to swallow the entire hotel and all of its inhabitants. You walk closer, ignoring the tightening pucker that is your anus. An oak tree succumbs to gravity, riding a small mountain of crashing earth and stones into the abyss. You move closer,your heart beating in your ears. The gravity intensifies,and seems to pull sideways as you approach the precipice. Indeed, your feet slide in the earth,and you stumble to your knees, gaining a sickening view down into certain death. You are shaken and your head spins, and unbelievably you manage to stand, every step unsteady and unbalanced and sure to send you over the edge. You try to turn away, to walk back to the relative safety of the hotel only a short distance away, but you find yourself stumbling along a trail right on the very edge. It doesn't seem much like a trail, actually more like a narrow strip where the grass could no longer afford purchase and fell away itself. The rocks are sloped and covered in fine pebbles and sand, and every step causes you to slip closer... why are you here?? You want more than anything to get away, but you can't! You know you will fall in at any moment, when suddenly you wake with a start and realise the thread was about to get bumped off the page and it was all just a nightmare..

Warily, you fall back asleep, wondering if the story will ever find its end, thoughts of the devouring canyon of doom still lingering in the back of your mind.

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Post Thursday, 25th February 2016, 17:29

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

sorry, technical difficulties
will probably update tomorrow

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Post Friday, 26th February 2016, 13:57

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

a) Wonder why the dream caused an erection.

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Post Friday, 26th February 2016, 20:26

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

okay, new rule: I'm not updating until tavern goes 36 hours without posting another fucking tier list

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Post Friday, 26th February 2016, 21:04

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

duvessa wrote:fucking tier list

Yeah let's have that one next.
...KoAK}CeVM{MfWnMiAK}TeAMDrIE{FoVMVSFi}{MuVMGhGlVpMo}HaWrSpWz{OgGlTrMo}{CeWnMfBeMiSk}
DrEE{GrFiFoGl}DgEnFeNe{OpGlHuSu}DDArHaCKSpAEGrTmDgFEDsCjGhMoHuVM{HaAMBaEn}{HuMoHOWn}
DsWzDDHu{DgWnGnBe}FeIE{MiEnMfCj}SpNeBaEEGrFE{HaAKTrCK}DsFESpHu{FoArNaBe}FeEEHOIE

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Post Saturday, 27th February 2016, 10:34

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

duvessa wrote:okay, new rule: I'm not updating until tavern goes 36 hours without posting another fucking tier list

So sad.
That means new topic or post?
screw it I hate this character I'm gonna go melee Gastronok

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Post Sunday, 28th February 2016, 23:58

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You go out the back door of your old house. The area behind your old house looks exactly the same as usual, except for the interdimensional portal hovering a few centimetres off the ground.
  Code:
DP: ============================== 30/30
MP: ==================== 20/20
GP: =------------------- 1/20
AC: ???
THANKS COLLECTED: 1

Silk trousers (???AC) (worn)
Plaid beret (???AC) (in money bag)
Cargo shorts (???AC) (in money bag)
Ordinary twig (in money bag)
Nuclear bomb (in money bag)
Money bag (in money bag)
Water pistol (100%)
3 scrolls of remove curse
Five pieces of paper with '9' on them
Mailbox
Shovel (wielded)
Blue and white T-shirt (???AC)
Blue jeans (???AC)
Brassiere of unspecified colour (???AC)
Knickers (???AC)
47 blotters

MAP
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  ◻═◻
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◻═◻═◻
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◻═◻═◻═◻
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  ◼

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

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Post Monday, 29th February 2016, 03:03

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

Wonder why someone from Idaho uses the British spelling for centimeter.
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Post Monday, 29th February 2016, 03:23

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

-Place the five pieces of paper with '9' on them on your THANKS COLLECTED counter so that it now displays 199999 thanks.
MuCK;
  Code:
612 | D:1      | Xom revived you
614 | D:1      | Xom revived you
614 | D:1      | Slain by a gnoll

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Post Monday, 29th February 2016, 03:40

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You move the pieces of paper.
  Code:
DP: ============================== 30/30
MP: ==================== 20/20
GP: =------------------- 1/20
AC: ???
THANKS COLLECTED: 1Five pieces of paper with '9' on them

Silk trousers (???AC) (worn)
Plaid beret (???AC) (in money bag)
Cargo shorts (???AC) (in money bag)
Ordinary twig (in money bag)
Nuclear bomb (in money bag)
Money bag (in money bag)
Water pistol (100%)
3 scrolls of remove curse
Mailbox
Shovel (wielded)
Blue and white T-shirt (???AC)
Blue jeans (???AC)
Brassiere of unspecified colour (???AC)
Knickers (???AC)
47 blotters

MAP
  ◻
  ║
  ◻═◻
  ║
◻═◻═◻
  ║
◻═◻═◻═◻
  ║
  ◻
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  ◻
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  ◼

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

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Post Monday, 29th February 2016, 08:34

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

Enter portal!
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Post Monday, 29th February 2016, 09:59

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

Take three out of the five pieces of paper with '9' on them, turn them upside down so they form a 666, toss them into the portal to summon satan.
MuCK;
  Code:
612 | D:1      | Xom revived you
614 | D:1      | Xom revived you
614 | D:1      | Slain by a gnoll

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Post Monday, 29th February 2016, 10:23

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You walk through the one-way interdimensional portal and find yourself in a damp room made of stone. The room is illuminated by a single torch affixed to the wall. Opposite the torch is a wooden door. Suddenly, in a puff of one-way interdimensional portal energy, Bill Clinton and Felicia Day appear, looking disoriented.
  Code:
DP: ============================== 30/30
MP: ==================== 20/20
GP: =------------------- 1/20
AC: ???
THANKS COLLECTED: 1Five pieces of paper with '9' on them

Silk trousers (???AC) (worn)
Plaid beret (???AC) (in money bag)
Cargo shorts (???AC) (in money bag)
Ordinary twig (in money bag)
Nuclear bomb (in money bag)
Money bag (in money bag)
Water pistol (100%)
3 scrolls of remove curse
Mailbox
Shovel (wielded)
Blue and white T-shirt (???AC)
Blue jeans (???AC)
Brassiere of unspecified colour (???AC)
Knickers (???AC)
47 blotters

MAP
  ║
  ◼

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

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Post Monday, 29th February 2016, 11:50

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

is it old raspy sex-offender bill clinton or is it fresh sax-playing sex-offender bill clinton?
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Post Monday, 29th February 2016, 16:08

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

Oh, Felicia Day, damn is she cute.
MuCK;
  Code:
612 | D:1      | Xom revived you
614 | D:1      | Xom revived you
614 | D:1      | Slain by a gnoll

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Post Tuesday, 1st March 2016, 02:03

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

Flirt!

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Post Tuesday, 1st March 2016, 05:59

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

Airwolf wrote:Flirt!

With both of them simultaneously.

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Post Wednesday, 2nd March 2016, 03:07

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

Before you can get your first word out, Bill interrupts, "Want to hear a joke?" Before you can respond, he starts telling the joke anyway. "Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says to the bartender, 'I'll have a glass of H2O.' Then the second chemist says, 'H2O? Why didn't you just say 'water'? I mean, I know we're chemists and all, but this is a bar, and even in our lab reports we just call it "water". Anyway, I'll have the usual.' The first chemist sulked, angry that his assassination plot had failed." Bill laughs at his own joke.
Felicia looks around the room.

  Code:
DP: ============================== 30/30
MP: ==================== 20/20
GP: =------------------- 1/20
AC: ???
THANKS COLLECTED: 1Five pieces of paper with '9' on them

Silk trousers (???AC) (worn)
Plaid beret (???AC) (in money bag)
Cargo shorts (???AC) (in money bag)
Ordinary twig (in money bag)
Nuclear bomb (in money bag)
Money bag (in money bag)
Water pistol (100%)
3 scrolls of remove curse
Mailbox
Shovel (wielded)
Blue and white T-shirt (???AC)
Blue jeans (???AC)
Brassiere of unspecified colour (???AC)
Knickers (???AC)
47 blotters

MAP
  ║
  ◼

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

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Post Wednesday, 2nd March 2016, 07:23

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

Give Bill the brassiere.

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Post Wednesday, 2nd March 2016, 09:14

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

Put the two of them into your money bag.
Put all of your belongings into your money bag.

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Post Wednesday, 2nd March 2016, 09:26

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You accidentally give Bill a handful of blotters instead of the brassiere. "Oh, thanks!" he says. Then he stares at them for a moment, as if he's trying to decide whether to inhale them or not.
  Code:
DP: ============================== 30/30
MP: ==================== 20/20
GP: =------------------- 1/20
AC: ???
THANKS COLLECTED: 2Five pieces of paper with '9' on them

Silk trousers (???AC) (worn)
Plaid beret (???AC) (in money bag)
Cargo shorts (???AC) (in money bag)
Ordinary twig (in money bag)
Nuclear bomb (in money bag)
Money bag (in money bag)
Water pistol (100%)
3 scrolls of remove curse
Mailbox
Shovel (wielded)
Blue and white T-shirt (???AC)
Blue jeans (???AC)
Brassiere of unspecified colour (???AC)
Knickers (???AC)
41 blotters

MAP
  ║
  ◼

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

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Post Wednesday, 2nd March 2016, 09:35

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

Ask him to vote Trump so that we can make this dream great again.

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Post Sunday, 3rd April 2016, 06:50

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

Before you can get your second word out, Bill interrupts, "Here's another one. A penguin walks into a bar, and he asks the bartender, 'Have you seen my brother'? And the bartender says, 'I don't know, what does he look like?'"
An awkward silence follows.

  Code:
DP: ============================== 30/30
MP: ==================== 20/20
GP: =------------------- 1/20
AC: ???
THANKS COLLECTED: 2Five pieces of paper with '9' on them

Silk trousers (???AC) (worn)
Plaid beret (???AC) (in money bag)
Cargo shorts (???AC) (in money bag)
Ordinary twig (in money bag)
Nuclear bomb (in money bag)
Money bag (in money bag)
Water pistol (100%)
3 scrolls of remove curse
Mailbox
Shovel (wielded)
Blue and white T-shirt (???AC)
Blue jeans (???AC)
Brassiere of unspecified colour (???AC)
Knickers (???AC)
41 blotters

MAP
  ║
  ◼

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

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Post Monday, 4th April 2016, 08:00

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

Wake up from this nightmare.

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Post Tuesday, 5th April 2016, 05:26

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

Demand that Bill gives you paper.

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Post Thursday, 6th September 2018, 13:00

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

Outside the dungeon, the world ends. Not even 2 thanks collected.

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Post Sunday, 16th September 2018, 21:58

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You wake up.
  Code:
HP: ============================== 30/30
PP: ==================== 20/20
GP: =------------------- 1/20
AC: -5

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement (10)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
33 bottles of Thunderdog wine
Empty Thunderdog bottle
Bottle of painkilling Thunderdog
51 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier
Nergalle's robe (1AC)
Sonja's leotard (0AC)
Sonja's tutu (0AC)
Sonja's phone
Sonja's cursed dagger of distortion (wielded)
Sonja's blowgun
Bottle of baby powder
Half-used roll of duct tape
Mattress spring
Duvessa's hair

MAP
 ░░░
 ▒▓═◻
  ▒░║
◻═◻═◻ ◼=◻=
║   ║
◻ ◻ ◻
║ ║ ║
◻═◻ ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

a) Go through east door and enter the correct code
b) Go down stairs
c) Use item

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Post Sunday, 16th September 2018, 22:38

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

duvessa wrote:You wake up.
  Code:
HP: ============================== 30/30
PP: ==================== 20/20
GP: =------------------- 1/20
AC: -5

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement (10)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
33 bottles of Thunderdog wine
Empty Thunderdog bottle
Bottle of painkilling Thunderdog
51 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier
Nergalle's robe (1AC)
Sonja's leotard (0AC)
Sonja's tutu (0AC)
Sonja's phone
Sonja's cursed dagger of distortion (wielded)
Sonja's blowgun
Bottle of baby powder
Half-used roll of duct tape
Mattress spring
Duvessa's hair

MAP
 ░░░
 ▒▓═◻
  ▒░║
◻═◻═◻ ◼=◻=
║   ║
◻ ◻ ◻
║ ║ ║
◻═◻ ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

a) Go through east door and enter the correct code
b) Go down stairs
c) Use item

c
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Post Sunday, 16th September 2018, 22:43

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

Which item(s) do you want to use?

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Post Sunday, 16th September 2018, 23:20

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

duvessa wrote:Which item(s) do you want to use?

Menkaure's zPhone
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Post Monday, 17th September 2018, 01:28

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You dial a random number. "Hello, gold and silver!"
  Code:
HP: ============================== 30/30
PP: ==================== 20/20
GP: =------------------- 1/20
AC: -5

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement (10)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
33 bottles of Thunderdog wine
Empty Thunderdog bottle
Bottle of painkilling Thunderdog
51 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier
Nergalle's robe (1AC)
Sonja's leotard (0AC)
Sonja's tutu (0AC)
Sonja's phone
Sonja's cursed dagger of distortion (wielded)
Sonja's blowgun
Bottle of baby powder
Half-used roll of duct tape
Mattress spring
Duvessa's hair

MAP
 ░░░
 ▒▓═◻
  ▒░║
◻═◻═◻ ◼=◻=
║   ║
◻ ◻ ◻
║ ║ ║
◻═◻ ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

a) Go through east door and enter the correct code
b) Go down stairs
c) Talk
d) Use item

Ziggurat Zagger

Posts: 6219

Joined: Tuesday, 30th October 2012, 19:06

Post Monday, 17th September 2018, 01:49

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

duvessa wrote:You dial a random number. "Hello, gold and silver!"
  Code:
HP: ============================== 30/30
PP: ==================== 20/20
GP: =------------------- 1/20
AC: -5

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement (10)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
33 bottles of Thunderdog wine
Empty Thunderdog bottle
Bottle of painkilling Thunderdog
51 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier
Nergalle's robe (1AC)
Sonja's leotard (0AC)
Sonja's tutu (0AC)
Sonja's phone
Sonja's cursed dagger of distortion (wielded)
Sonja's blowgun
Bottle of baby powder
Half-used roll of duct tape
Mattress spring
Duvessa's hair

MAP
 ░░░
 ▒▓═◻
  ▒░║
◻═◻═◻ ◼=◻=
║   ║
◻ ◻ ◻
║ ║ ║
◻═◻ ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

a) Go through east door and enter the correct code
b) Go down stairs
c) Talk
d) Use item

c
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Ziggurat Zagger

Posts: 8666

Joined: Sunday, 5th May 2013, 08:25

Post Monday, 17th September 2018, 01:56

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You ask "Do you guys have any bullfrogs?" They hang up.
  Code:
HP: ============================== 30/30
PP: ==================== 20/20
GP: =------------------- 1/20
AC: -5

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement (10)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
33 bottles of Thunderdog wine
Empty Thunderdog bottle
Bottle of painkilling Thunderdog
51 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier
Nergalle's robe (1AC)
Sonja's leotard (0AC)
Sonja's tutu (0AC)
Sonja's phone
Sonja's cursed dagger of distortion (wielded)
Sonja's blowgun
Bottle of baby powder
Half-used roll of duct tape
Mattress spring
Duvessa's hair

MAP
 ░░░
 ▒▓═◻
  ▒░║
◻═◻═◻ ◼=◻=
║   ║
◻ ◻ ◻
║ ║ ║
◻═◻ ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

a) Go through east door and enter the correct code
b) Go down stairs
c) Use item

Cocytus Succeeder

Posts: 2185

Joined: Sunday, 18th December 2011, 13:31

Post Monday, 17th September 2018, 07:49

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

c) )
screw it I hate this character I'm gonna go melee Gastronok

Ziggurat Zagger

Posts: 8666

Joined: Sunday, 5th May 2013, 08:25

Post Friday, 21st September 2018, 04:26

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

Guys. Say which item you want to use. Seriously.

Cocytus Succeeder

Posts: 2185

Joined: Sunday, 18th December 2011, 13:31

Post Friday, 21st September 2018, 08:25

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

c) 33 bottles of Thunderdog wine
screw it I hate this character I'm gonna go melee Gastronok

Ziggurat Zagger

Posts: 8666

Joined: Sunday, 5th May 2013, 08:25

Post Friday, 21st September 2018, 22:41

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

Your PP meter is already full.
  Code:
HP: ============================== 30/30
PP: ==================== 20/20
GP: =------------------- 1/20
AC: -5

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement (10)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
33 bottles of Thunderdog wine
Empty Thunderdog bottle
Bottle of painkilling Thunderdog
51 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier
Nergalle's robe (1AC)
Sonja's leotard (0AC)
Sonja's tutu (0AC)
Sonja's phone
Sonja's cursed dagger of distortion (wielded)
Sonja's blowgun
Bottle of baby powder
Half-used roll of duct tape
Mattress spring
Duvessa's hair

MAP
 ░░░
 ▒▓═◻
  ▒░║
◻═◻═◻ ◼=◻=
║   ║
◻ ◻ ◻
║ ║ ║
◻═◻ ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle

a) Go through east door and enter the correct code
b) Go down stairs
c) Use item

Abyss Ambulator

Posts: 1174

Joined: Friday, 16th January 2015, 20:20

Post Saturday, 22nd September 2018, 06:28

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

a)!

Ziggurat Zagger

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Joined: Sunday, 5th May 2013, 08:25

Post Saturday, 22nd September 2018, 18:16

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

You think about the first piece of paper with '9' on it. If viewed from a certain angle, the rooms on your MAP resemble the numeral '9'. Your MAP shows 13 rooms on this floor, and the floor below had 6 rooms. 13 plus 6 is 19.

You think about the second piece of paper with '9' on it. Combining it with the first piece of paper with '9' on it would result in 2 pieces of paper that, together, show the number 99. 99 minus 2 is 97.

You think about the third piece of paper with '9' on it. Tutankhamun assumed the status of Pharaoh at the age of 9. The back of the headcloth on Tutankhamun's burial mask has 90 stripes on it, and two trumpets were found in his tomb. 90 divided by 2 is 45.

You think about the fourth piece of paper with '9' on it. The first CD-ROM version of Jazz Jackrabbit included 9 episodes. One of the levels in Jazz Jackrabbit contains a hidden message reading "SUCK MY DICK", spelled out using 93 tiles. Summing the ASCII character codes for each letter in the message results in 759, and 759 to the 93rd power is 7,285,932,749,051,410,471,901,031,595,635,964,263,637,844,025,914,889,194,555,104,257,249,458,944,124,142,640,164,214,360,095,229,517,166,453,279,410,045,307,023,327,546,523,577,004,692,819,565,474,463,837,194,517,235,962,646,152,825,304,324,359,410,149,872,503,370,185,173,425,827,188,066,211,353,643,838,743,046,496,760,864,912,488,133,962,659,851,913,879.

You think about the fifth and final piece of paper with '9' on it. Upon further reflection, you conclude that it was upside-down and actually read '6'.

You enter the code "19974572859327490514104719010315956359642636378440259148891945551042572494589441241426401642143600952295171664532794100453070233275465235770046928195654744638371945172359626461528253043243594101498725033701851734258271880662113536438387430464967608649124881339626598519138796". A baseball shoots out of a hole in the floor and hits you in the genitals. (-1 GP) Fortunately, the door is already unlocked.

You take the baseball, then you open the door and proceed to the next room. The walls of this room are made of green crystal. There is a door leading south. Psyche is licking the north wall. She doesn't seem to notice you.
  Code:
HP: ============================== 30/30
PP: ==================== 20/20
GP: -------------------- 0/20
AC: -5

Key
Ijyb's pants (1AC)
the cursed thoroughly rusted -7 helmet of Okawaru's Regard {Stlth-} (worn) (-9AC)
Terence's pants (1AC)
Wand of enslavement (10)
Small prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Tiny prune chip cluster
Empty prune chip bag
Sigmund's scythe
Sigmund's robe (worn) (2AC)
Crazy Yiuf's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's pants (1AC)
Crazy Yiuf's hammer
33 bottles of Thunderdog wine
Empty Thunderdog bottle
Bottle of painkilling Thunderdog
51 scorched pornographic playing cards
Poker chips
Grum's pants (1AC)
Bag of wolf treats
Maurice's cloak (worn) (1AC)
Maurice's pants (1AC)
Edmund's flail of protection
Edmund's pants (1AC)
Blork the orc's scorched suspenders (worn) (0AC)
Blork the orc's scorched pants (1AC)
Grinder's scorched pants (1AC)
Menkaure's zPhone
Jessica's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's robe (1AC)
Eustachio's rapier
Nergalle's robe (1AC)
Sonja's leotard (0AC)
Sonja's tutu (0AC)
Sonja's phone
Sonja's cursed dagger of distortion (wielded)
Sonja's blowgun
Bottle of baby powder
Half-used roll of duct tape
Mattress spring
Duvessa's hair
Baseball

MAP
 ░░░
 ▒▓═◻
  ▒░║
◻═◻═◻ ◻=◻=◼
║   ║     ║
◻ ◻ ◻
║ ║ ║
◻═◻ ◻

Defeated: Ijyb, Robin, 12 other goblins, Terence, Sigmund, Crazy Yiuf, Blork the orc, Grum, Maurice, Edmund, Grinder, Jessica, Eustachio, Menkaure, Purgy, Dowan's innocence, Prince Ribbit, Joseph, Pikel, Sonja, Nergalle
a) Stealth Stab
b) Parry
c) Feint
d) Use Acid Spit
e) Use item

Abyss Ambulator

Posts: 1174

Joined: Friday, 16th January 2015, 20:20

Post Saturday, 22nd September 2018, 20:33

Re: 4000 THANK QUEST

a)!

Edit: Too bad we gave all our acid to Bill Clinton
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