Sarcastically thank devs for things you hate


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Post Saturday, 27th February 2016, 05:56

Sarcastically thank devs for things you hate

Thanks for making shard shrikes and entrophy weavers!

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Post Saturday, 27th February 2016, 06:05

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Thanks for making crawl!

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Post Saturday, 27th February 2016, 06:25

Re: Sarcastically thank devs for things you hate

Thanks for removing item destruction and player inventory weight!

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Post Saturday, 27th February 2016, 07:14

Re: Sarcastically thank devs for things you hate

Thanks for removing hunger and confusion!

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Post Saturday, 27th February 2016, 07:25

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Aw shucks devs thanks for being you

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Post Saturday, 27th February 2016, 07:27

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Thanks for the thrilling mechanic of smite-targetted corrosion that can give up to -16 debuff within a single turn, can't be reliably resisted and is applied by enemies often appearing behind a wall of somewhat durable popcorn! I'm always having immeasurable amounts of fun facing against this feature!

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Post Saturday, 27th February 2016, 14:33

Re: Sarcastically thank devs for things you hate

thanked gammafunk for the first part of the post (itemdest was a good feature)
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Post Saturday, 27th February 2016, 21:41

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thanks for player ghosts
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Post Sunday, 28th February 2016, 02:10

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Thanks for D:1 gnolls
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Post Sunday, 28th February 2016, 08:25

Re: Sarcastically thank devs for things you hate

Thank you for hunger being simultaneously a thing but not a thing, such that I have to keep some permafood in my limited inventory for no other reason than to keep it from being actually a thing that pointlessly limits and then kills my character.

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Post Sunday, 28th February 2016, 08:58

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daggaz wrote:Thank you for hunger being simultaneously a thing but not a thing, such that I have to keep some permafood in my limited inventory

So you mean it's a ~meaningful decision~ to determine whether to take food or battle-related consumables?

daggaz wrote:a thing that pointlessly limits and then kills my character.

Clearly if a thing limits your character, but can be mitigated by ~meaningful decisions~, then it's a good thing!

This only reinforces my belief that the food clock is the best-designed aspect of Crawl.

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Post Sunday, 28th February 2016, 12:02

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The sarcasm runs strong in this one.

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Post Sunday, 28th February 2016, 12:05

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I wonder if Sar would agree.

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Post Sunday, 28th February 2016, 12:06

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Thanks for ambush vaults with magic draining invisible ghost moths, shifters that anchor you and blink encircle you with constricting tentacled monstruosities, slowing death cobs and enraged by a moth of wrath draconian monks, you sick fucks.
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Post Sunday, 28th February 2016, 12:20

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dynast: Please hold the line, the devteam is busy changing trousers.

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Post Sunday, 28th February 2016, 13:03

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Thanks for nothing
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Post Sunday, 28th February 2016, 15:17

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dpeg wrote:I wonder if Sar would agree.

With what?

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Post Monday, 29th February 2016, 10:10

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Thanks for introducing me to tavern, gammafunk. What a waste of time.
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Post Saturday, 5th March 2016, 22:40

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why is this not stickied like the other thread

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Post Saturday, 5th March 2016, 23:55

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gammafunk wrote:Thanks for removing item destruction and player inventory weight!
Sar wrote:thanked gammafunk for the first part of the post (itemdest was a good feature)
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Post Saturday, 5th March 2016, 23:56

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Wahaha wrote:
Sar wrote:thanked gammafunk for the first part of the post (itemdest was a good feature)

Thank

Is this sarcastic or not?

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Post Sunday, 6th March 2016, 00:18

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Thank you archaeo for removing thanks!

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Post Sunday, 6th March 2016, 01:34

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wheals wrote:Thank you archaeo for removing thanks!

+1

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Post Sunday, 6th March 2016, 02:26

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archaeo isn't a dev. you should thank me instead

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Post Sunday, 6th March 2016, 04:23

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duvessa wrote:archaeo isn't a dev. you should thank me instead

How? The thank button's gone.

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Post Sunday, 6th March 2016, 05:36

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send me pictures of elves

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Image

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Post Sunday, 6th March 2016, 18:02

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duvessa wrote:send me pictures of elves

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Post Sunday, 6th March 2016, 18:02

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ydeve wrote:Image

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