duvessas dating guide
first of all, don't be ashamed of your body. back in high school i was really self-conscious about my unusual hair colour, so i dyed it blonde. i even taped back my ears. since then, i've learned that the right person will think you're beautiful the way you naturally are. (exception: shave your neck daily, you're not a caveman)
second, i dont know what the hell a "waifu" is but it sounds like something weird so you should probably stay away from it
third, dont be afraid of people judging you. yeah, in high school a bunch of people made fun of me and made nasty jokes like "what's the hardest part of convincing duvessa to sleep with you? taking off all the toilet paper afterwards". but so what? how many of THEM are still in a happy, stable relationship 6 years later, with someone who never takes the last slice of pizza?
finally and most importantly, get a sword. you won't believe how much it helps, trust me
welp thats all for now, i'm gonna go to bed