Stone Soup: Pizza Tornado Branch 0.3 (201f925)General:* The entire game has been rebuilt from scratch
* The player can no longer become engorged and can always eat pizza
* Autoeating can be enabled in your rc file again, and if you turn it on the game will suck as you eat all your best buffs with the press of autoexplore. Your own fault
* Women (I think they`re called Princess in the game or something PC) can now be obtained
* Victory dancing rightfully restored to the game
* Item weights added
* Player weights, fitness levels and fucking corporate BMI levels added
* Permanent allies that are like always helpful, introducing Stoner allies that always detect weed mimics
* Pizza ordered from shops is no longer instantly consumed and can now be shared with allies
* Players can no longer 15-rune the game since runes are gone forever, skip the branches for all i care tough guys
Branches:* The Realm of Zot has been replaced with Pa John`s Own Domain. All monsters have been reflav-errrrrrrr redesigned completely. The Orb of Zot is now the Pizza Forgot. Bringing the Pizza Forgot to the surface means victory for real in DC:PT
* Snake Pit is now the Straight Edge Zone. All Straight Edgers still look and act like snakes with the tails and everything
* Shoals is now the Pool
* Spider Nest is now the Reject City
* Swamp is now the Pizza Swamp
* Ryan`s Place is no longer located inside the Stoner Den and instead spawns somewhere between D:12 and D:14
* The Vaults has been cleverly renamed the Drug Vaults
Items:* Cigarettes and cigars, which serve as scroll replacements, have been fully fleshed out. Spriggans are naturally addicted to cigarettes and suffer temporary stat loss unless they have them in their inventory, and suffer permanent stat loss if too much time passes before using them. Cigarettes are always identified.
* Since no one ever replies to our product placement outreach emails, cigarette brands have been disposed of and a flavor system is used to differentiate types of smokes
* Weed Rations, which are a brand new item type, have been added to the game and are vital to those who wish to keep ally Stoners happy. Labeled weed rations are always identified, but the player should exercise caution giving allies unidentified weed types - some stoner allies hate indicas!
* Pizza and Pizza-related paraphernalia (did you know there is a `r` in paraphernalia?) replace both potions and food. All types of Pizza generate inside Pizza Boxes that must be opened prior to identification. Pizza Boxes cannot be identified prior to usage, but remain identified upon usage
* Coupons and expired coupons added to the game, and are accordingly helpful or unhelpful
* Bclaive, unique glaive with 127 attackable directions that grants the los and ability to attack a 5x5x5 zone between 2 floors above and 2 floors below current position.
New Enemies:* Straight Edge Men, adults who discourage drug use in the dungeon with deadly force and don`t even eat pizza, have been added to the game and they have their own branch, the Straight Edge Zone
* Skaters, Friends of the Stoners, Lighter Thieves, Smokey Pals, and other Stoner allies have been added to the Stoner Den
* Drug Addicts and those who facilitate them are scattered throughout the dungeon but are concentrated in the Drug Vaults
* All plant species have been redesigned and call to mind certain legendary weed strains and may drop weed rations while victory dancing only (synergy)
* Ryan`s Friends have been further differentiated and given new abilities and are no longer considered stoner enemy types
* Vegans, sworn enemies of Pizza Monsters, which are inflicted by the fear or berserk status when hit with sausage based attacks and when in the presence of a player eating meat pizza types, were added and they absolutely suck to melee since they cause sickness and hunger
* All Lair enemies redesigned as sexy beasts with sexy animal parts that a worshiper of RuPaul can appropriate from them
* Brothers, Sisters, and other clever Dowan/Duvessa linked monster types like Aunts, Distant Cousins, Moronic Relatives and In Laws have replaced all early humanoids
* Pizza Sniffing Dog enemy types expanded! This is great news. Pizza Sniffing Dogs no longer consume player pizza, but are more likely to detect players carrying large amounts of pizza
* Lifeguards, tanners, pool swimmers, splashy childs, friendmakers, creeps and many others now populate the Pool
* Enemies in Reject City include Fakes and Posers that are always hostile to the player and have insurmountable magic resist as they cannot change their ways. Incidentals, Leering Oldies, Idiots Prior, Current, and Future, Ghostly Idiots of the Past, Corporate Fucks, and Idiot Fetuses which drop Idiot Fetus Parts can also be found in Reject City. Replacements, special Fake type enemies, are also Friends of Ryan
* The Pizza Swamp is completely inundated with Slimeballs, Unseen Sausages Beasts, Meaty Fuckers, Big Gross Vomits, all of which are Juggalo type enemies
* Bird enemy types have been expanded and own and have these great clever names you have to see to believe
* Demons properly reflavored as friends of stoners with a few notable exceptions. In an excess of creative energy Orange Demons have been renamed Boehners. Some great demon Michele Bachmann jokes are in the game too along with digs at Palin and Trump
* Loose pissers have been unleashed
* At any time though very rarely, one of your Pizza Rations can come out of your inventory and reveal itself as a Pizza Shifting Dog and it is always hostile
Races* Human changed to Men
* High Elf changed to Pizza Chick
* Hill Orc changed to Pizza Delivery Stoner
* Kobold changed to Dumb Idiot
* Spriggans unchanged, but they ride mopeds while delivering Pizza
* Ogre changed to Two-Headed Ogre
* Troll changed to Pizza Troll
* Tengu changed to Kenku
* Draconian changed to Pizza Eater
* Ghoul changed to Pizza Monster
* Felid changed to Pizza Sniffing Dog
* Deep Dwarves, Halflings, Nagas, Centaurs, Merfolk, Gargoyles, Formicids, Vine Stalkers, Demigods, Demonspawn, Mummies, and Vampires have all been removed from the game
* Minotaur changed to Mountain Dwarf
* Werewolves were badly programmed and will not be included in future builds
* The Hulk remains simply too hard to program and will not be featured anywhere
Bug fixes:* The development team is proud to announce that zero bugs have been identified in this release