Ziggurat Zagger
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Joined: Friday, 25th November 2011, 07:36
What is your favorite race, and why is it statue form?
![Image](http://images.mstarz.com/data/images/full/10640/human-statue-punches-man.jpg?w=600)
Why wouldn't you want to be made of stone?
![Image](http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/14/149324/3052064-2030197105-golia.jpg)
It isn't always bad to be slow!
![Image](http://www.radialgroup.com/wellnessmarketing/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/slow-death-healthy.jpg)
Plus, you get to use these things!
![Image](http://darksouls.wdfiles.com/local--files/normal-shields/balder-shield-onhand-large.jpg)
The shield, not the sword. You should never use swords. Swords are terrible. Drop it, then you have a better weapon right there, your hand. Whoever invented swords is dumb.
Officially ruining greatplayer statistics since Jan 18th, 2015.
I wrote the Melee Naga Guide.
Recording of my 15 rune 40k turn VSMo^Chei speedrun!