Crypt Cleanser
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Joined: Monday, 9th June 2014, 13:39
Gods, I love this game
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Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup version 0.15.2 (webtiles) character file.
5 Aule the Magician (level 1, 0/7 HPs)
Began as a Felid Wizard on Dec 9, 2014.
Slain by a bat (1 damage)
... on Level 1 of the Dungeon.
The game lasted 00:01:25 (570 turns).
Aule the Magician (Felid Wizard) Turns: 570, Time: 00:01:25
HP 0/7 AC 1 Str 3 XL: 1 Next: 66%
MP 1/5 EV 17 Int 19 God:
Gold 11 SH 0 Dex 14 Spells: 1 memorised, 5 levels left
Lives: 0, deaths: 0
rFire . . . SeeInvis + (weapon unavailable)
rCold . . . Clarity . (armour unavailable)
rNeg . . . rCorr . (shield unavailable)
rPois . rRot . (helmet unavailable)
rElec . Spirit . (cloak unavailable)
SustAb . Warding . (gloves unavailable)
rMut . Stasis . (boots unavailable)
Gourm . (no amulet)
MR ..... (no ring)
(no ring)
@: quick, not resistant to hostile enchantments, fairly stealthy
A: paw claws, no armour, no weapons or thrown items, fangs 3, see invisible,
carnivore 3, speed 1, shaggy fur 1, slow metabolism 1, jump 1
a: Jump Attack
You were on level 1 of the Dungeon.
You were not hungry.
You visited 1 branch of the dungeon, and saw 1 of its levels.
You collected 11 gold pieces.
Inventory:
Comestibles
d - a meat ration
Scrolls
a - a scroll of magic mapping {unknown}
b - a scroll of immolation {unknown}
Books
c - a book of Minor Magic
Spells Type Level
*Magic Dart Conjuration 1
Blink Translocation 2
Call Imp Summoning 2
Repel Missiles Charms/Air 2
Slow Hexes 2
Conjure Flame Conjuration/Fire 3
Mephitic Cloud Conjuration/Poison/Air 3
Skills:
+ Level 2.9 Dodging
+ Level 2.6 Stealth
+ Level 3.2 Spellcasting
+ Level 0.8 Conjurations
Level 1.0 Summonings
Level 1.5 Translocations
You had 5 spell levels left.
You knew the following spells:
Your Spells Type Power Failure Level Hunger
a - Magic Dart Conj #... 12% 1 None
Dungeon Overview and Level Annotations
Branches:
Dungeon (1/15)
Altars:
Innate Abilities, Weirdness & Mutations
You cannot wear armour.
You are incapable of wielding weapons or throwing items.
Your paws have sharp claws.
You have razor-sharp teeth.
You have supernaturally acute eyesight.
You are carnivorous and can eat meat at any time.
You cover ground quickly.
You are covered in fur (AC +1).
You have a slow metabolism.
You can jump attack at a short distance.
Message History
Casting: Magic Dart
Confirm with . or Enter, or press ? or * to list all spells.
Aiming: Magic Dart
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line, f/p - bat
Aim: a bat
The magic dart hits the bat.
The bat is moderately wounded.
The bat misses you. The bat hits you.
Casting: Magic Dart
Confirm with . or Enter, or press ? or * to list all spells.
You don't have enough magic to cast that spell.
The bat completely misses you.
The bat closely misses you.
You scratch the bat but do no damage. The bat barely misses you.
The bat closely misses you.
You barely miss the bat. Your bite misses the bat. The bat closely misses you.
The bat barely misses you. x2
You closely miss the bat. The bat hits you but does no damage.
The bat hits you. The bat misses you.
You barely miss the bat. The bat completely misses you.
The bat misses you. The bat closely misses you.
You miss the bat. The bat closely misses you. The bat misses you.
The bat closely misses you.
The bat closely misses you.
The bat barely misses you. The bat hits you.
The bat closely misses you. The bat completely misses you.
You barely miss the bat. The bat completely misses you.
The bat barely misses you.
You barely miss the bat. The bat barely misses you.
The bat hits you.
The bat hits you but does no damage. The bat closely misses you.
You closely miss the bat. The bat misses you. The bat hits you.
* * * LOW HITPOINT WARNING * * *
Your magical contamination has completely faded away.
You are too injured to fight recklessly!
The bat hits you but does no damage.
The bat hits you.
* * * LOW HITPOINT WARNING * * *
The bat barely misses you.
You are too injured to fight recklessly!
You are too injured to fight recklessly!
You are too injured to fight recklessly!
You are too injured to fight recklessly!
Casting: Magic Dart
Confirm with . or Enter, or press ? or * to list all spells.
Aiming: Magic Dart
Press: ? - help, Shift-Dir - straight line, f/p - bat
Aim: a bat
The magic dart hits the bat. The bat closely misses you. The bat hits you.
You die...
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You could see a giant cockroach and a bat.
Vanquished Creatures
A giant cockroach (D:1)
A goblin (D:1)
2 hobgoblins (D:1)
4 creatures vanquished.
Notes
Turn | Place | Note
--------------------------------------------------------------
0 | D:1 | Aule, the Felid Wizard, began the quest for the Orb.
0 | D:1 | Reached XP level 1. HP: 7/7 MP: 5/5
570 | D:1 | Slain by a bat
Action || total
-------------------------++-------
Melee: Unarmed || 11
Cast: Magic Dart || 16
Eat: Chunk || 1
I mean, what's not fun and exciting about that? Just read the message history, and you'll soon see the thrill. I knew I should have increased the lines of the message log in my rc file! Sorry that you missed the beginning of that edge-of-your-seat action.
Now, to be perfectly clear, let this thread be the start of something subversive, even by the standards of subversive reprobates. Let this be a showcase of those games that truly make you ask yourself if you are mentally deranged just for enjoying the masochism of it, or the rude futility of it, or the incomprehensible randomness of it. The ones that really challenge your sense of what is fun, and make you wonder whether you are just sick.
Like the day when you just could not kill a single, lone fucking bat to save your one and only life.
Pathetic.
This is not the best example, either. I can still see a ray of light in this one. I did not read-id the immo scroll mid-battle. But other than that it could have been perfection.