Dungeon Master
Posts: 162
Joined: Sunday, 29th May 2011, 10:18
Wanted: The Dumbest of Dumb Deaths
Here's a sampling of what we have now:
- Falling into lava, after self-confusion, after a prompt.
- Self-zapping due to atrocious aiming.
- Chopping through a bunch of fungus to hang out with an oklob plant.
- Berserking to kill Dowan, then getting mangled by a berserk Duvessa.
- Killed by a ghost while attempting to reanimate remains. There were no remains. "Your body rises from the dead as a mindless zombie."
- Fell down the stairs in the Ecumenical Temple.
- Transmutation miscast of blade hands (99% fail rate) with no monsters around.
- Controlled blink into your own flame cloud.
- Killed by inner flame, courtesy of Xom, while "Xom's teddy bear".
- Killed by an angry efreet in Ice Cave.
- Killed by Donald and reflection. The player knew Donald had reflection.
- Killed by a mimic in The Bazaar.
- Blink + Paralysis + Acid Wall.
- Blown up by Margery while fiddling with jewelry.
- Beoghite who drowned after smiting his way to losing water walking.
- Removed a +Int amulet, causing stat death.
- Starved to death, while standing on food.
- Evoked a wand inscribed 'fully recharged', which was empty.
- Double blink into own OOD's
- Flew over lava while tornado was wearing off.
- Threw a wand at himself while fighting an ancient lich.
- Got the orb. Got burdened. Died trying to outrun creatures that would not be outrun.
- Died a 9 squares away from the exit.