Useless unrand revamp: "Bullseye"
One thought I had was to take a page from the axe of Woe and give it +∞ accuracy and sets EV to 0; both you and the enemy would land every hit (that you don't manage to block). Obviously that's a REALLY big boost to DPS there, but you are limited to one-handers, and it's also a huge handicap in theme with the original shield. I don't expect this to fly, but I'd just like to hear some brainstorming from you guys.
The two other unrands that struck me as terribly underwhelming:
*Knife of Accuracy
*Glaive of Prune (actually useful sometimes, but it's very dull, and there's so much untapped weirdness here!)
Any thoughts?
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