In the spirit of the Crawl Sudden Death Challenges I present
my awful death.
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Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup version 0.15-a0-2045-gcdaee41 (webtiles) character file.
655 HilariousDeathArtist the Cleaver (level 7, 0/52 HPs)
Began as a Hill Orc Artificer on July 13, 2014.
Was an Initiate of Okawaru (penitent).
Slain by a merfolk impaler
... wielding a +1 trident of freezing
... created by the fury of Okawaru
(14 damage)
... on Level 6 of the Dungeon.
The game lasted 00:34:11 (7174 turns).
HilariousDeathArtist the Cleaver (HOAr) Turns: 7174, Time: 00:34:11
HP 0/52 AC 7 Str 14 XL: 7 Next: 54%
MP 13/13 EV 11 Int 12 God: *Okawaru
Gold 164 SH 0 Dex 13 Spells: 0 memorised, 6 levels left
rFire . . . SeeInvis . a - +0 hand axe
rCold . . . Clarity . C - +2 leather armour {rPois}
rNeg . . . rCorr . (no shield)
rPois + rRot . (no helmet)
rElec . Spirit . (no cloak)
SustAb . Warding . (no gloves)
rMut . Rnd*Tele + w - +1 pair of boots
Gourm . (no amulet)
MR ..... (no ring)
d - ring of teleportation {+/*tele, !d}
@: about to teleport, hasted, very quick, not resistant to hostile enchantments,
very unstealthy
A: no striking features
a: Renounce Religion, Evoke Teleportation
You were on level 6 of the Dungeon.
You worshipped Okawaru.
Okawaru was demanding penance.
You were not hungry.
You visited 1 branch of the dungeon, and saw 6 of its levels.
You collected 164 gold pieces.
Inventory:
Hand weapons
a - a +0 hand axe (weapon)
(You found it on level 2 of the Dungeon)
e - a +0 short sword
s - a +0 short sword
(You took it off a kobold on level 1 of the Dungeon)
t - a +0 short sword
(You took it off a kobold on level 1 of the Dungeon)
Missiles
v - 4 curare-tipped needles
F - 68 stones
J - 2 tomahawks (quivered)
Armour
b - a +2 robe of fire resistance
(You found it on level 5 of the Dungeon)
w - a +1 pair of boots (worn)
(You found it on level 2 of the Dungeon)
C - a +2 leather armour of poison resistance (worn)
(You found it on level 3 of the Dungeon)
Magical devices
c - a wand of enslavement (0)
r - a wand of frost (17)
(You took it off Dowan on level 5 of the Dungeon)
Comestibles
f - a meat ration {@e2}
n - 4 fruits
p - a slice of pizza
A - 4 bread rations {@e1}
H - a beef jerky
Scrolls
j - 4 scrolls of remove curse
l - 6 scrolls of identify {unknown}
m - a scroll of magic mapping {unknown}
q - a scroll of enchant armour {unknown}
u - a scroll of fog
y - 2 scrolls of immolation {unknown}
E - 2 scrolls of noise {unknown}
Jewellery
d - a ring of teleportation (left hand) {+/*tele, !d}
(You found it on level 4 of the Dungeon)
Potions
h - a potion of might
i - a potion of flight {unknown}
o - a potion of restore abilities {unknown}
D - a potion of poison {unknown}
Skills:
+ Level 1.6 Fighting
- Level 1.0 Short Blades
* Level 8.5 Axes
+ Level 0.0 Armour
+ Level 1.5 Dodging
- Level 0.7 Stealth
- Level 2.2 Invocations
- Level 5.1 Evocations
You had 6 spell levels left.
You didn't know any spells.
Dungeon Overview and Level Annotations
Branches:
Dungeon (6/15) Temple (0/1) D:4
Altars:
Okawaru
Qazlal
Vehumet
The Shining One
Annotations:
D:2 exclusion: downstairs
D:3 LogicNinja's ghost, average DsWz; Natasha
D:4 exclusion: downstairs
D:5 Blork the orc; Duvessa; Grinder; Ijyb
D:6 Sharkman1231's ghost, experienced DsGl
Message History
You annihilate the green rat!!!
Okawaru roars: ANNIHILATED!
You enter the shallow water!
Moving in this stuff is going to be slow!
You hear the slow rusting of a drain!
A giant mite comes into view!
A giant mite is nearby!!!
You throw a tomahawk!
The tomahawk hits the giant mite but does no damage!
You hear a splash!
You slice the giant mite like a ripe choko!
The giant mite closely misses you!
You chop the giant mite into pieces!!!
The giant mite bites you but does no damage!
You barely miss the giant mite!
You barely miss the giant mite! The giant mite barely misses you!
You open the giant mite but do no damage!
The giant mite barely misses you!
You slice the giant mite like a ripe choko!
You annihilate the giant mite!!!
Okawaru roars: ANNIHILATED!
No target in view!!!
You enter the shallow water!
Moving in this stuff is going to be slow!
You see here a giant mite corpse!
You offer a prayer to Okawaru!
The giant mite corpse is consumed by flame!
Okawaru demands penance!!!
J - 2 tomahawks (gained 1)
An adder comes into view!
An adder is nearby!!!
An adder is nearby!!!
The adder bites you! The adder barely misses you!
You take 4 damage, and have 31/52 hp!
The adder bites you! The adder closely misses you!
You take 5 damage, and have 26/52 hp!
The adder bites you!
You take 2 damage, and have 24/52 hp!
The adder bites you but does no damage!
You miss the adder! The adder barely misses you!
You barely miss the adder! The adder bites you but does no damage!
You closely miss the adder! The adder bites you but does no damage!
You barely miss the adder! The adder bites you but does no damage!
You barely miss the adder! The adder bites you but does no damage!
The adder bites you but does no damage!
You closely miss the adder! The adder bites you but does no damage!
You miss the adder! The adder closely misses you!
You miss the adder! The adder bites you but does no damage!
You cut the adder into ribbons!!! The adder misses you!
You closely miss the adder! The adder barely misses you!
The adder bites you but does no damage!
You closely miss the adder! The adder bites you but does no damage!
You carve the adder like a ham! The adder bites you!
You take 3 damage, and have 23/52 hp!
You closely miss the adder! The adder barely misses you!
You completely miss the adder! The adder misses you!
You carve the adder but do no damage! The adder bites you but does no damage!
You miss the adder! The adder closely misses you!
You cut the adder into ribbons! The adder misses you!
The adder closely misses you!
You closely miss the adder! The adder bites you but does no damage!
You barely miss the adder! The adder closely misses you!
You slice the adder like a ripe choko!!!
You annihilate the adder!!!
Okawaru roars: ANNIHILATED!
You enter the shallow water!
Moving in this stuff is going to be slow!
You start resting!
You hear the rusting of a drain!
You start resting!
Okawaru sends forces against you!!!
The divine experience confuses you!!!
You are confused!
3 orcs, an orc warrior, 3 merfolk and a merfolk impaler come into view!
You're too confused!!!
Drink which item? (? for menu, Esc to quit)
Okay, then!
Put on which piece of jewellery? (? for menu, Esc to quit)
You feel slightly jumpy!
d - a ring of teleportation (left hand) {+/*tele, !!.d}
The orc shouts!!! x2
The merfolk shouts!!! x3
You're too confused!!!
Drink which item? (? for menu, Esc to quit)
Your magical effects are unravelling!
It was a potion of cancellation!
You feel less confused!
The orc warrior barely misses you! The merfolk closely misses you!
The merfolk impaler barely misses you!
Read which item? (? for menu, Esc to quit)
As you read the scroll of teleportation, it crumbles to dust!
You feel strangely unstable!
The merfolk impaler closely misses you!
The orc warrior hits you but does no damage!
Drink which item? (? for menu, Esc to quit)
You feel yourself speed up! It was a potion of haste!
The merfolk hits you from afar with a spear!!!
* * * don't die * * *
The merfolk impaler hits you with a runed trident!!!
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You could see a merfolk impaler, 3 merfolk, an orc warrior and 3 orcs.
Vanquished Creatures
A phantom (D:4)
A crimson imp (D:3)
Dowan (D:5)
A giant frog skeleton (D:5)
Natasha (D:3)
An iguana (D:4)
5 orc wizards
An ogre zombie (D:3)
7 adders
3 gnolls (D:3)
A green rat (D:6)
A giant mite (D:6)
2 worms
Terence (D:2)
4 giant geckos
An ooze (D:3)
19 orcs
4 ball pythons (D:1)
A bat skeleton (D:4)
6 giant cockroaches
10 hobgoblins
4 jackals (D:3)
3 quokkas
14 bats
6 giant newts
11 goblins
7 kobolds
An orc skeleton (D:4)
A quokka skeleton (D:4)
8 rats
127 creatures vanquished.
Vanquished Creatures (collateral kills)
A phantom (D:5)
An orc (D:3)
A bat (D:3)
A giant gecko (D:3)
4 creatures vanquished.
Grand Total: 131 creatures vanquished
Notes
Turn | Place | Note
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0 | D:1 | HilariousDeathArtist, the Hill Orc Artificer, began the quest for the Orb.
0 | D:1 | Reached XP level 1. HP: 16/16 MP: 1/1
343 | D:1 | Reached XP level 2. HP: 23/23 MP: 3/3
734 | D:1 | Reached skill level 4 in Evocations
1071 | D:1 | Reached XP level 3. HP: 14/28 MP: 5/5
1358 | D:1 | ElMuncho: hda you maed me die
1360 | D:1 | HilariousDeathArtist: what? how?
1361 | D:1 | ElMuncho: i tabbed into some stuff wielding some bread
1367 | D:1 | ElMuncho: and it didnt give me a warning
1368 | D:1 | ElMuncho: like
1376 | D:1 | ElMuncho: "HEY MAN THATS NOT A WEAPON"
1382 | D:1 | HilariousDeathArtist: ah, my rcfile switches to weapon in slot a
1382 | D:1 | HilariousDeathArtist: if you are not wielding a weapon
1382 | D:1 | HilariousDeathArtist: or if you are wielding chunks or staff of energy
1382 | D:1 | HilariousDeathArtist: so this was an early unarmed character?
1382 | D:1 | ElMuncho: i was wielding stones
1382 | D:1 | HilariousDeathArtist: ah
1382 | D:1 | HilariousDeathArtist: EE
1382 | D:1 | ElMuncho: and i guess i ran out
1382 | D:1 | ElMuncho: TeEE
1382 | D:1 | HilariousDeathArtist: well the way I get around it is to assign my main weapon to a
1382 | D:1 | HilariousDeathArtist: I'm trying to think of a better fix
1382 | D:1 | HilariousDeathArtist: ok I think I made a function which will check if item a is a weapon
1382 | D:1 | HilariousDeathArtist: reloading
1490 | D:2 | Noticed Terence
1759 | D:2 | ElMuncho: _You fall through a shaft for 3 floors!!!
1761 | D:2 | ElMuncho: come on
1761 | D:2 | HilariousDeathArtist: shiiit
1761 | D:2 | ElMuncho: shafts are so useless
1857 | D:3 | Found a glowing golden altar of the Shining One.
2101 | D:2 | Killed Terence
2343 | D:2 | Reached skill level 5 in Evocations
2468 | D:3 | Reached XP level 4. HP: 35/35 MP: 7/7
2758 | D:3 | Noticed LogicNinja's ghost (average DsWz)
2789 | D:3 | Reached skill level 1 in Axes
3216 | D:3 | Reached skill level 2 in Axes
3309 | D:3 | Reached XP level 5. HP: 27/40 MP: 9/9
3525 | D:3 | Reached skill level 3 in Axes
3631 | D:3 | Reached skill level 4 in Axes
3858 | D:3 | Reached skill level 5 in Axes
3858 | D:3 | Reached XP level 6. HP: 28/47 MP: 11/11
4228 | D:3 | Noticed Natasha
4300 | D:4 | Found a radiant altar of Vehumet.
4306 | D:4 | Found an iron altar of Okawaru.
4320 | D:4 | Became a worshipper of Warmaster Okawaru
4634 | D:4 | Reached skill level 6 in Axes
5127 | D:3 | Killed Natasha
5442 | D:3 | Reached skill level 7 in Axes
5456 | D:3 | Noticed Natasha
5832 | D:4 | HP: 8/47 [phantom (7)]
5853 | D:4 | Acquired Okawaru's first power
5853 | D:4 | Reached skill level 8 in Axes
5853 | D:4 | Reached XP level 7. HP: 12/52 MP: 13/13
6223 | D:4 | Reached skill level 1 in Invocations
6224 | D:4 | Found a staircase to the Ecumenical Temple.
6390 | D:5 | Entered Level 5 of the Dungeon
6390 | D:5 | Noticed Grinder
6455 | D:5 | Noticed Dowan
6457 | D:5 | Noticed Duvessa
6463 | D:5 | Was placed under penance by Okawaru
6584 | D:5 | Dowan (ally) was killed
6584 | D:5 | Your ally died
6593 | D:5 | Reached skill level 2 in Invocations
6687 | D:4 | Noticed a merfolk javelineer
6687 | D:4 | Noticed a merfolk
6687 | D:4 | Noticed a merfolk
6687 | D:4 | Noticed a cyclops
6687 | D:4 | ElMuncho: rofl
6692 | D:4 | ElMuncho: how did you get penace?
6692 | D:4 | HilariousDeathArtist: zapped a wand at dowan, hit enslaved duvessa
6862 | D:5 | wtf
6864 | D:5 | HilariousDeathArtist: go take a lava bath
6868 | D:5 | Found a stormy altar of Qazlal.
6904 | D:5 | Noticed Ijyb
6905 | D:5 | Noticed Blork the orc
6905 | D:5 | HilariousDeathArtist: LOL
6905 | D:5 | HilariousDeathArtist: I am bad at his
6905 | D:5 | HilariousDeathArtist: *this
6973 | D:5 | Paralysed by Grinder for 5 turns
6986 | D:6 | Noticed a hippogriff
7001 | D:6 | Noticed Sharkman1231's ghost (experienced DsGl)
7165 | D:6 | ElMuncho: n - 112 gold the cursed -2 robe of Experimentation {Dex+5 Int+2}
7170 | D:6 | ElMuncho: y/n
7171 | D:6 | Noticed a merfolk impaler
7171 | D:6 | Noticed a merfolk
7171 | D:6 | Noticed a merfolk
7171 | D:6 | Noticed a merfolk
7171 | D:6 | HilariousDeathArtist: NONONO
7171 | D:6 | ElMuncho: WHAT
7171 | D:6 | HilariousDeathArtist: gg
7171 | D:6 | ElMuncho: gg
7171 | D:6 | ElMuncho: oka wrath
7171 | D:6 | ElMuncho: is fucking serious
7171 | D:6 | HilariousDeathArtist: I didn't even mean to piss him off
7171 | D:6 | HilariousDeathArtist: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT OK_OKA
7171 | D:6 | HilariousDeathArtist: I can't even read
7171 | D:6 | HilariousDeathArtist: and have no curing
7173 | D:6 | HilariousDeathArtist: oho
7173 | D:6 | HilariousDeathArtist: cancellation cures confusion
7174 | D:6 | Slain by a merfolk impaler
Action | 1- 3 | 4- 6 | 7- 9 || total
-------------------------+-------+-------+-------++-------
Melee: Short sword | 253 | 52 | || 305
Hand axe | | 324 | 79 || 403
Throw: Tomahawk | 6 | 46 | 15 || 67
Stone | | 78 | 4 || 82
Abil: Evoke Teleportati | | | 3 || 3
Evoke: Wand | 4 | 30 | 16 || 50
Use: Scroll | | 2 | 7 || 9
Potion | | | 3 || 3
Eat: Chunk | 5 | 11 | 2 || 18
Meat ration | | | 1 || 1
Vault maps used:
D:1: minmay_arrival_plants_in_alcoves, minmay_misc_feat_alley,
minmay_shallow_snake_nest
D:2: kennysheep_nondescript, minmay_misc_feat_five, st_stairs_1,
kennysheep_small_spiral, uniq_terence
D:3: tso_metal_star, first_bread, st_stairs_5, kennysheep_generic_room_6,
uniq_natasha
D:4: grunt_temple_overflow_open, minmay_temple_entry_nine_rooms,
minmay_cupped
D:5: nicolae_qazlal_general_emergency, basic_altar, uniq_sigmund,
uniq_duvessa, uniq_iyjb, uniq_grinder, uniq_blork_the_orc
D:6: gup_sewer_entry_spiral
Table legend:
A = Turns spent in this place as a percentage of turns spent in the
entire game.
B = Non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place as a percentage of
non-inter-level travel turns spent in the entire game.
C = Inter-level travel turns spent in this place as a percentage of
turns spent in this place.
D = Turns resting spent in this place as a percentage of non-inter-level
travel turns spent in this place.
E = Turns spent auto-exploring this place as a percentage of
non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place.
F = Non-inter-level travel turns spent in this place divided by the
number of levels of this place that you've seen.
A B C D E F
+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+----------------------
Total | 100.0 | 100.0 | 1.1 | 2.1 | 4.5 | 484.7
Dungeon | 100.0 | 100.0 | 1.1 | 2.1 | 4.5 | 484.7
+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+----------------------
Table legend:
A = Kills in this place as a percentage of kills in entire the game.
B = Kills by you in this place as a percentage of kills by you in
the entire game.
C = Kills by friends in this place as a percentage of kills by
friends in the entire game.
D = Other kills in this place as a percentage of other kills in the
entire game.
E = Experience gained in this place as a percentage of experience
gained in the entire game.
F = Experience gained in this place divided by the number of levels of
this place that you have seen.
A B C D E F
+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+----------------------
Total | 100.0 | 100.0 | 100.0 | 100.0 | 100.0 | 156.0
Dungeon | 100.0 | 100.0 | 100.0 | 100.0 | 100.0 | 156.0
+-------+-------+-------+-------+-------+----------------------
Immediately after reaching XL:7, I descended to D:5 to notice Grinder, and of course decided to try another staircase. This time I was met with the elven twins Dowan and Duvessa, along with the third staircase. Dowan hasted Duvessa, so I used my wand of enslavement to take her under my control. I decide to take a couple of shots at Dowan with my wand of flame, and in my zeal for blood I didn't notice Duvessa line up directly behind Dowan. Dowan nimbly dodged the puff of flame, and it smacked Duvessa in the face, breaking her out of her enslavement, and greatly angering Oka!
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The puff of flame misses Dowan! The puff of flame hits Duvessa! Duvessa is no longer charmed! You feel very guilty! "You will pay for your transgression, mortal!!!"
I'm able to enslave Dowan, and Duvessa ends up killing him. I back off to D:4 and Oka sends in a cyclops, merfolk javelineer, and two merfolks to enact his vengance. Luckily I am able to teleport to safety while using the plain merfolk to block the ranged attacks. I head back to D:5 and enslave Duvessa and tell her to get lost. I then identify the ring of teleportation in my inventory by wearing it, and removed the curse, but forget to take it off. A few turns later I am teleported next to Blork and Ijyb. Another random teleport from the ring decides to bring me to a safe spot, and I am able to make it to the downstairs and begin resting. Grinder comes into view, and I immediately head downstairs, but not before being paralyzed and taking 15 damage.
Upon descending to D:6, I am surrounded by wights with branded halberds and battleaxes. I use the ring of teleportation to get out of this situation, and end up getting into worse. A wyvern, ogre, and DsGl ghost all found me, along with plenty of weaker enemies. I teleported around a few times before I was able to escape the crowd and find myself near the entrance to the Sewers on this level.
While resting in the hallway outside the Sewer, Oka surrounds me with merfolk, including a merfolk impaler. In addition I was left confused by the divine experience, and I had just used my only curing potion. I put on my ring of teleportation and begin quaffing unidentified potions, only for the first to be the potion of cancellation, which removed my confusion. I attempted to read my only teleportation scroll but ended up dying to the impaler.