Poll: Remove players from DCSS
Posted: Sunday, 3rd November 2013, 01:29Siegurt wrote:That's the solution! Just remove all players from DCSS and it would be the perfect game.
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Poll: Remove players from DCSS
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Posted: Sunday, 3rd November 2013, 01:29viewtopic.php?p=133437#p133437
Re: Poll: Remove players from DCSS
Posted: Sunday, 3rd November 2013, 11:02It's general knowledge among game developers, professional and amateur alike, that games would work much better without those pesky players.
Re: Poll: Remove players from DCSS
Posted: Sunday, 3rd November 2013, 19:40Goblins & Hobgoblins Local 135 has been lobbying for this for years! Why not just brick up the dungeon entrance rather than expecting us to try to keep the riff raff out. Or just station a Balrug in the entrance chamber.
But does Management listen to us? Nooooo. Instead they leave us scattered around the dungeon, and leave powerful weapons and artefacts just lying around for adventurers to find. If Management was REALLY serious about protecting the Orb, they would do things totally differently. We think they are actually in league with the adventurers, all for the amusement of Xom.
But does Management listen to us? Nooooo. Instead they leave us scattered around the dungeon, and leave powerful weapons and artefacts just lying around for adventurers to find. If Management was REALLY serious about protecting the Orb, they would do things totally differently. We think they are actually in league with the adventurers, all for the amusement of Xom.
Re: Poll: Remove players from DCSS
Posted: Sunday, 3rd November 2013, 22:14Grimm wrote:Has thanked: 666 times
Are you secretly satan?
Re: Poll: Remove players from DCSS
Posted: Sunday, 3rd November 2013, 22:50Baldu: "Secretly" -- where have you been? Grimm is openly known as Satan's minister in this forum.
Re: Poll: Remove players from DCSS
Posted: Sunday, 3rd November 2013, 23:01dpeg wrote:Baldu: "Secretly" -- where have you been? Grimm is openly known as Satan's minister in this forum.
but I thought Satan likes metal music...
Re: Poll: Remove players from DCSS
Posted: Monday, 4th November 2013, 00:36dpeg wrote:Baldu: "Secretly" -- where have you been? Grimm is openly known as Satan's minister in this forum.
I'm just some guy who plays a lot, complains a bit, and makes new accounts whenever the forum autologin forgets me. How was I supposed to keep track of good and evil? At least now I have a convenient marker.
On topic, if there were no more players, what would become of crawl? Piece in art expo? Opera? New brand of chips?
Re: Poll: Remove players from DCSS
Posted: Monday, 4th November 2013, 00:40Baldu2 wrote: On topic, if there were no more players, what would become of crawl? Piece in art expo? Opera? New brand of chips?
It would be such a cosy, sweet, marvellous, magnificent place!
I guess you know the saying: "Render unto Crawl what is Crawl's, render unto Grimm-san what is Grimm-san's." Would seem best if Grimm-Satan gets all the players, he can certainly make good use of some more souls.
Re: Poll: Remove players from DCSS
Posted: Monday, 4th November 2013, 01:00I do have plans to turn CYC into a roguelike. I could use the playerbase.
He only pretends to like it in order to frighten people. In reality he's into Jimmy Buffett.
pratamawirya wrote:dpeg wrote:Baldu: "Secretly" -- where have you been? Grimm is openly known as Satan's minister in this forum.
but I thought Satan likes metal music...
He only pretends to like it in order to frighten people. In reality he's into Jimmy Buffett.
Re: Poll: Remove players from DCSS
Posted: Monday, 4th November 2013, 02:08Grimm wrote:He only pretends to like it in order to frighten people. In reality he's into Jimmy Buffett.
I don't believe that a supernatural being responsible for the Fall of man exists. But if I did, the idea that he is a hardcore Parrot-head is a lot more disturbing to me than if he was into Iron Maiden or Children of Bodom or whatever.
Re: Poll: Remove players from DCSS
Posted: Monday, 4th November 2013, 06:14and into wrote:I don't believe that a supernatural being responsible for the Fall of man exists.
You don't believe in Mark E. Smith?
Re: Poll: Remove players from DCSS
Posted: Monday, 4th November 2013, 16:00Grimm wrote:and into wrote:I don't believe that a supernatural being responsible for the Fall of man exists.
You don't believe in Mark E. Smith?
No, only Marky Mark.
Re: Poll: Remove players from DCSS
Posted: Monday, 4th November 2013, 16:48rebthor wrote:Grimm wrote:and into wrote:I don't believe that a supernatural being responsible for the Fall of man exists.
You don't believe in Mark E. Smith?
No, only Money Mark.
ftfy
Re: Poll: Remove players from DCSS
Posted: Monday, 4th November 2013, 19:36Confidence Interval wrote:rebthor wrote:You don't believe in Mark E. Smith?
No, only Monkey Mark.
ftfy
Re: Poll: Remove players from DCSS
Posted: Monday, 4th November 2013, 21:13Grimm wrote:
ftfy
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Re: Poll: Remove players from DCSS
Posted: Monday, 4th November 2013, 21:55Poll: Remove monkeys from DCSS
Re: Poll: Remove players from DCSS
Posted: Monday, 4th November 2013, 22:36Poll: Add monkeys to DCSS, not as monsters or players though, as equipment.
Re: Poll: Remove players from DCSS
Posted: Monday, 4th November 2013, 22:43would monkeys be destructible
Re: Poll: Remove players from DCSS
Posted: Tuesday, 5th November 2013, 00:58Certainly, who in their right mind would build an indestructible monkey, that's just asking for trouble.
