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Post Friday, 20th January 2012, 06:46

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Pteriforever wrote:Crawl creepypasta.

THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS OOD. A MDFi WAS WALKING AROUND AND OOD STARTED COMING AT HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH OOD THAT IT FILLED UP ALL D:1. HE WENT TO THE TEMPLE AND THERE WAS JUST OOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! MDFI WAS RUNNING FROM THEM AND HE WAS ALL TELEPORTED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE UNIQUES EVER. ONE TIME THE OOD GOT BORIS AND CEREBOV. AT THE END OF THE DAY DEVELOPERS DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND MDFi TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING OOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MDFi WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A SpEn IF YOU ARE A SpEn) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED.

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Post Saturday, 21st January 2012, 02:12

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Death Butterflies.

You have a small chance of getting them when you cast Summon Butterflies at high spellpower.
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Post Saturday, 21st January 2012, 02:16

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Pteriforever wrote:Death Butterflies.

You have a small chance of getting them when you cast Summon Butterflies at high spellpower.

They do 4 times more damage then a regular butterfly.
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Post Saturday, 21st January 2012, 02:43

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Maybe they could make "amulet of stasis" appear in magenta on the inventory screen? After all, magenta means dangerous and you don't get all that much more dangerous than something that blocks all your escapes.
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Post Saturday, 21st January 2012, 07:07

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Pteriforever wrote:After all, magenta means dangerous and you don't get all that much more dangerous than something that blocks all your escapes.

Now I am afraid of Barbies.
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Post Saturday, 21st January 2012, 11:11

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MyOtheHedgeFox wrote:
Pteriforever wrote:After all, magenta means dangerous and you don't get all that much more dangerous than something that blocks all your escapes.

Now I am afraid of Barbies.

Why do you even have them in your inventory?
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Post Saturday, 21st January 2012, 12:20

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PerverseSuffering wrote:
MyOtheHedgeFox wrote:
Pteriforever wrote:After all, magenta means dangerous and you don't get all that much more dangerous than something that blocks all your escapes.

Now I am afraid of Barbies.

Why do you even have them in your inventory?

I HAVE THEM IN MY INVENTORY?!
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Post Monday, 23rd January 2012, 22:07

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Pteriforever wrote:Crawl creepypasta.


ONCE THERE WAS THIS GRIL IN HIGHSCHOOL WHO STARTED VICTORY DANCING NOW THAT YOU HAVE STARTED READING THIS YOU CANNOT STOP. THE GIRL STARTED PLAYING A COMPUTER GAME CALLED CRAWL AND EVERY DAY SHE PLAYED IT FOR LONGER AND LONGER. IT WAS A GAME WHERE IT HAD BLACK MAGIC AND THINGS IN IT. IT WAS A GAME ABOUT SUMMONING DEMONS OMG! HER FAMILLY COULDN'T GET HER
TO STOP EVEN TO EAT OR GO TO THE BATHROOM. THEY TRIED EVERYTHING BUT SHE STARVED TO DEATH. THEN THEY WENT TO HER ROOM AND SAID HERE NAME BUT SHE WAS DEAD. HER SUICIDE NOTE WAS ROLLED UP BESIDE HER AND IT SAID "TITTS MICMONONONOMO" ON THE OUTSIDE. THEN THEY READ THE NOTE OUTLOUD AND HER SKELETON EXPLODED OUT OF HER BODDY AND HER DISEMBODIED HEART FLOATED ABOVE ITS HEAD ZOMG1!! THERE WAS BLLOD AND PIECES OF HER ALLOVER AND HER MOM WAS ALL LIKE "JESSICA NOOOOO!" IF YOU DON'T POST THIS IN 10 OTHER TOPICS JESSICA WILL BEGIN TO APPEAR WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT. THIS MEANS HER SPIRIT IS NOT AT REST. IF YOU DO NOT FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS IN THIS POST THIS JESSICA WILL COME FOR YOU RIGHT WHEN YOU GO TO BED AT NIGHT.

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Post Tuesday, 24th January 2012, 00:47

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Add the sixfirhy as a playable race, because we need more demonic races and they seem as good a choice as any.
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Post Tuesday, 24th January 2012, 15:07

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I'm sick of fighting orcs. Instead of fighting them I would like to be able to play them at cards (or using dice, possibly) and win their weapons and gold off them.
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Post Tuesday, 24th January 2012, 18:26

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Confidence Interval wrote:I'm sick of fighting orcs. Instead of fighting them I would like to be able to play them at cards (or using dice, possibly) and win their weapons and gold off them.

I prefer playing hit dice.

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Post Tuesday, 24th January 2012, 18:54

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A friendly arm-wrestling match would be a nice change.
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Post Wednesday, 25th January 2012, 00:57

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Dear Orc Sorcerer #35,

Buy me the book of Summonings I always wanted and I will spare you and all your kin.

Yours dishonestly,
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Post Wednesday, 25th January 2012, 05:40

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Donald says, "You're cheating. I hate that."

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Post Wednesday, 25th January 2012, 09:35

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Grimm wrote:A friendly arm-wrestling match would be a nice change.

Yes, if you're a Troll. Not if you're a Spriggan.
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Post Wednesday, 25th January 2012, 11:53

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In this case take the bet and run away. :P
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Post Wednesday, 25th January 2012, 15:42

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Or climb into a gauntlet.
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Post Wednesday, 25th January 2012, 16:05

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Grimm wrote:A friendly arm-wrestling match would be a nice change.

The problem is that friendly arm-wrestling matches quickly turn into unfriendly arm-wrestling matches and people in unfriendly arm-wrestling matches tend to use items which give them a advantage such as clubs, daggers, sabres, etc.
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Post Wednesday, 25th January 2012, 16:45

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Real gentleman use a foil or a rapier.

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Post Wednesday, 25th January 2012, 16:58

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With Spriggans they'd thumb-wrestle. Obviously.
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Post Thursday, 26th January 2012, 09:21

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varsovie wrote:Real gentleman use a foil or a rapier.

Real gentlemen use their wit.
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Post Thursday, 26th January 2012, 14:24

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varsovie wrote:Real gentleman use a foil or a rapier.

I prefer a good pen.
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Post Thursday, 26th January 2012, 14:34

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How about a Gentleman class? You get to wear a monocle (acute eyesight) as a mutation, and you must always hold your trident in your left hand and your sabre in your right!
No poison, of course.
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Post Thursday, 26th January 2012, 14:43

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PerverseSuffering wrote:How about a Gentleman class? You get to wear a monocle (acute eyesight) as a mutation, and you must always hold your trident with your left hand and your sabre in your right!
No poison, of course.

I approve of this idea. However, in order to have a special mutation it would have to be a species.
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Post Thursday, 26th January 2012, 15:08

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Jabberwocky wrote:
PerverseSuffering wrote:How about a Gentleman class? You get to wear a monocle (acute eyesight) as a mutation, and you must always hold your trident with your left hand and your sabre in your right!
No poison, of course.

I approve of this idea. However, in order to have a special mutation it would have to be a species.


Aw, I forgot that. Well, let it be starting euqipment, then.

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Post Thursday, 26th January 2012, 18:56

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The Gentleman wields his weapon with his pinky out.
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Post Thursday, 26th January 2012, 19:26

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Grimm wrote:The Gentleman wields his weapon with his pinky out.

Auxiliary attack!
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Post Thursday, 26th January 2012, 19:30

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PerverseSuffering wrote:
Grimm wrote:The Gentleman wields his weapon with his pinky out.

Auxiliary attack!


What's he gonna do? Poke me to death?

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Post Thursday, 26th January 2012, 19:31

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Nyuck, nyuck.
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Post Thursday, 26th January 2012, 20:08

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New unrandart proposal!

The XenoBlade & NeoBlade:
or, it is time to rip off Star Wars.
or, YASR: Yet Another Stupid Reference.

Long Blade weapons made of a transparent material which unsurprisingly enough is incredibly hard. Inside this material lies Xenon/Neon which is manipulated in such a way that it gives the blade a specific hue (white-blue/red respectively). Whoever made these sure likes eye-candy!

The weapon can be evoked at any time to be changed from a one handed weapon to a double handed weapon (behaves similar to a quarterstaff but is still considered a long blade) and back.

One Handed: [+1, +12] {Holy(Xenon)/Pain(Neon), +5 SH}
Double Handed: [-2, +18] {Holy(Xenon)/Pain(Neon), +25 SH}
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Post Thursday, 26th January 2012, 22:35

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Only if they grant the ability to apport stuff & also guardian spirit. And the sith-themed one should carry rF--.
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Post Thursday, 26th January 2012, 23:25

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I guess maybe instead of +SH they should give perma RMsl. DMsl sounds too OP. :P

rf--? But then, who would equip it? :D
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Post Thursday, 26th January 2012, 23:58

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Crawl needs assist trophies! Find one of these and evoke it, and you'll get a random summon from some other roguelike! Who knows what you'll find? You could get a grid bug, or the Wizard of Yendor, or Grip, Farmer Maggot's dog, or Morgoth...
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Post Friday, 27th January 2012, 06:25

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Nah, too hard to balance. If someone got Elandar, even a newbie could flatten the entire game with ease.

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Post Friday, 27th January 2012, 15:46

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Hey, seeing a DoomRL cacodemon fighting a Crawl cacodemon would be hilarious.
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Post Friday, 27th January 2012, 17:57

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Staff-class weapons should be able to have 2 different brands, one for each end of the staff.

Each time you hit a monster, the brand used would be chosen randomly, with higher weapon skill giving a greater chance to use the brand that does the most damage to that opponent.

Maybe it could also apply to double swords.
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Post Friday, 27th January 2012, 18:28

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Jeremiah wrote:Staff-class weapons should be able to have 2 different brands, one for each end of the staff.

Each time you hit a monster, the brand used would be chosen randomly, with higher weapon skill giving a greater chance to use the brand that does the most damage to that opponent.

Maybe it could also apply to double swords.


Unrandart idea:

The quarterstaff "Antipode" {fire/ice, rF+, rC+ ... you get the idea} - It would either hit with whichever end of the weapon is more effective for the opponent you are attacking, or alternate between the two elements.
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Post Friday, 27th January 2012, 18:40

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TehDruid wrote:Unrandart idea:

The quarterstaff "Antipode" {fire/ice, rF+, rC+ ... you get the idea} - It would either hit with whichever end of the weapon is more effective for the opponent you are attacking, or alternate between the two elements.


And act as a spell enhancer for both ice and fire magic. ;)
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Post Saturday, 28th January 2012, 18:41

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TehDruid wrote:The quarterstaff "Antipode" {fire/ice, rF+, rC+ ... you get the idea} - It would either hit with whichever end of the weapon is more effective for the opponent you are attacking, or alternate between the two elements.


And it could activate for "antipode bomb" which somehow manages to freeze and burn the enemy simultaneously! (Yay for Chrono Trigger...)
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Post Saturday, 28th January 2012, 20:17

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Blurry eyesight should take two forms. The first form is near-sightedness, you can read scrolls and books perfectly well, but your range of vision is reduced by a tile or two. The second form is far-sightedness, you can't read books and scrolls very well but you get a bonus to finding traps that are a couple of tiles away. Your eyesight is increased by a couple of tiles as well.

Thinking about wands of digging creating shafts. Maybe zapping a wand of digging at your feet creates a shaft through which you immediately fall. You can't place a shaft anywhere but under your feet. The shaft also returns to solid ground once you have fallen through it.

Also about shafts, it doesn't make sense that when they crumble and collapse, they turn into solid ground.
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Post Tuesday, 31st January 2012, 05:44

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Give uniques their own theme music, which plays if they are within a circle of radius 12.

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Post Tuesday, 31st January 2012, 05:50

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That is an excellent idea.
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Post Tuesday, 31st January 2012, 08:09

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And plays even when you have no sounds.

"Dundun-dundun-dundun-dundun-dun-dun..."
Sigmund comes into view.
"Dundun-dundun-DAM-DAM!.."
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Post Tuesday, 31st January 2012, 14:10

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Sigmund's theme should be this . For ultimate Sigmund experience!
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Post Wednesday, 1st February 2012, 02:29

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! :shock:
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Post Wednesday, 1st February 2012, 10:37

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Holy crap I got rick rolled for the first time in my life. :evil:
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Post Wednesday, 1st February 2012, 11:13

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TehDruid wrote:Holy crap I got rick rolled for the first time in my life. :evil:

It can happen to the best of us.
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Post Wednesday, 1st February 2012, 12:46

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Wasn't intended as a rickroll, really. I just thought it'll be super fun to be rickrolled errytime Sigmund is in close proximity.
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Post Thursday, 2nd February 2012, 02:58

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Spriggans should be given claws. Let me explain. Spriggans=awesome, claws=awesome, so spriggans with claws=extra awesome.
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Post Thursday, 2nd February 2012, 09:03

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Jabberwocky wrote:Spriggans should be given claws. Let me explain. Spriggans=awesome, claws=awesome, so spriggans with claws=extra awesome.

Presumably they'd be tiny puny claws, best suited to peeling grapes and such tasks.
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