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Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Tuesday, 17th January 2012, 12:54by JeffQyzt
Pteriforever wrote:Brands for wands.
Grimm wrote:Like, Gucci wands?
Off-brands?
You hit the hydra with the scimitar of flames (Costco).
The hydra is burned!
A high-fashion elf snickers at your cheap weapon (X3).
Counterfeit brands?
You zap Sigmund with the wand of cold (Sorny).
A flurry of snowflakes appears in Sigmund's general vicinity.
Sigmund raises an eyebrow.
Sigmund eviscerates you with his Scythe of Draining!
You die...
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Tuesday, 17th January 2012, 14:52by Grimm
You examine the wand.
It reads "Made in China".
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Tuesday, 17th January 2012, 17:01by Confidence Interval
Grimm wrote:You examine the wand.
It reads "Made in China".
Edit: It reads "Made in China (by exiled Mountain Dwarves)".
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Tuesday, 17th January 2012, 17:08by Grimm
They emigrated to China for the greater business opportunities. A skilled dwarf can make a tidy tax-free pile there.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Tuesday, 17th January 2012, 19:28by Confidence Interval
Grimm wrote:They emigrated to China for the greater business opportunities. A skilled dwarf can make a tidy tax-free pile there.
Yup, that's what they tell you before you hand over the cash to pay for your trip there.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Tuesday, 17th January 2012, 19:36by Grimm
Then when you get there you find you're in debt and have to work as a dwarfstitute to pay back your "handlers".
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Tuesday, 17th January 2012, 21:01by Confidence Interval
Grimm wrote:Then when you get there you find you're in debt and have to work as a dwarfstitute to pay back your "handlers".
- churning out fake wands on the production line. And when you do get wages you're only allowed to spend them in the forge shop, with its over-inflated prices...
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Tuesday, 17th January 2012, 21:14by Grimm
And you never get to see the Great Wand of China.*
* "Wand" means "wall" in German.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Tuesday, 17th January 2012, 21:26by Confidence Interval
But then one day you hear about the writings of the great thinker, Crawl Marx - better known than any of his brothers, and for good reason. And you begin to wonder...
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Tuesday, 17th January 2012, 21:58by Stormfox
Nahh, Marxism has no place in Crawl. "To each according to his needs" is the first thing that the RNG chucks out the window.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Tuesday, 17th January 2012, 22:13by Grimm
We're trying to save dwarves in China. Please leave us to our work.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Tuesday, 17th January 2012, 23:47by Pteriforever
Simple -- Build a second dungeon below China. Then, dwarves will go in and mighrt come out super-rich.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Tuesday, 17th January 2012, 23:51by Grimm
New branch proposal: China. Full of dwarves and cheap wands.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 18th January 2012, 06:32by MyOtheHedgeFox
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Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 18th January 2012, 09:38by MyOtheHedgeFox
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The +27, +12 hammer of Bahn {freeze, Dam+9, *Rage, rPois, rF+}
This hammer was forged by a man who wanted to cleanse the world from the creatures who, as he thought, did not deserve to exist,
and to do so by all means possible. However, he did not know that his mind was not clear enough to use such a weapon wisely
and ended his life in dreadful agony, his life fluids drained by his own desperate rage.
Be wiser than him and do not repeat his mistakes.
This weapon has a chance to banish the creature it hits, and can be safely unwielded.
This weapon can make you pursue the victim relentlessly, paying no attention to anything else (*Mesm).
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 18th January 2012, 11:43by Confidence Interval
Grimm wrote:New branch proposal: China. Full of dwarves and cheap wands.
And communists.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 18th January 2012, 17:11by Grimm
Communist wizards.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 18th January 2012, 21:15by Confidence Interval
Communist wizards making large profits from their dwarven manufactories. They have quite a set-up.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 18th January 2012, 21:30by Grimm
Spitting on Crawl Marx's grave! They should be ashamed of themselves.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 18th January 2012, 21:56by Pteriforever
Special versions of all the potions designed specifically for use by ball pythons.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Thursday, 19th January 2012, 23:33by Pteriforever
Crawl creepypasta.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Thursday, 19th January 2012, 23:49by greepish
Confidence Interval wrote:Communist wizards making large profits from their dwarven manufactories. They have quite a set-up.
Toady one's next triumph: Slaves of Armok III: Dwarves in China. Insane communist wizard dwarves fight for survival.
Edit: wait nevermind, that's dwarf fortress.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Friday, 20th January 2012, 00:47by runequester
I kinda imagine figure that the orc priest is rallying all the oppressed orcs to liberate the dungeon for Crawl Marx
"from each orc according to his weapon, to each according to his thirst for plunder"
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Friday, 20th January 2012, 06:46by PerverseSuffering
Pteriforever wrote:Crawl creepypasta.
THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS OOD. A MDFi WAS WALKING AROUND AND OOD STARTED COMING AT HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH OOD THAT IT FILLED UP ALL D:1. HE WENT TO THE TEMPLE AND THERE WAS JUST OOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! MDFI WAS RUNNING FROM THEM AND HE WAS ALL TELEPORTED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE UNIQUES EVER. ONE TIME THE OOD GOT BORIS AND CEREBOV. AT THE END OF THE DAY DEVELOPERS DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND MDFi TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING OOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MDFi WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A SpEn IF YOU ARE A SpEn) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED.
Original source
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Saturday, 21st January 2012, 02:12by Pteriforever
Death Butterflies.
You have a small chance of getting them when you cast Summon Butterflies at high spellpower.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Saturday, 21st January 2012, 02:16by Jabberwocky
Pteriforever wrote:Death Butterflies.
You have a small chance of getting them when you cast Summon Butterflies at high spellpower.
They do 4 times more damage then a regular butterfly.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Saturday, 21st January 2012, 02:43by Pteriforever
Maybe they could make "amulet of stasis" appear in magenta on the inventory screen? After all, magenta means dangerous and you don't get all that much more dangerous than something that blocks all your escapes.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Saturday, 21st January 2012, 07:07by MyOtheHedgeFox
Pteriforever wrote:After all, magenta means dangerous and you don't get all that much more dangerous than something that blocks all your escapes.
Now I am afraid of Barbies.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Saturday, 21st January 2012, 11:11by PerverseSuffering
MyOtheHedgeFox wrote:Pteriforever wrote:After all, magenta means dangerous and you don't get all that much more dangerous than something that blocks all your escapes.
Now I am afraid of Barbies.
Why do you even have them in your inventory?
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Saturday, 21st January 2012, 12:20by MyOtheHedgeFox
PerverseSuffering wrote:MyOtheHedgeFox wrote:Pteriforever wrote:After all, magenta means dangerous and you don't get all that much more dangerous than something that blocks all your escapes.
Now I am afraid of Barbies.
Why do you even have them in your inventory?
I HAVE THEM IN MY INVENTORY?!
(terribable shriek)
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Monday, 23rd January 2012, 22:07by spillover
Pteriforever wrote:Crawl creepypasta.
ONCE THERE WAS THIS GRIL IN HIGHSCHOOL WHO STARTED VICTORY DANCING NOW THAT YOU HAVE STARTED READING THIS YOU CANNOT STOP. THE GIRL STARTED PLAYING A COMPUTER GAME CALLED CRAWL AND EVERY DAY SHE PLAYED IT FOR LONGER AND LONGER. IT WAS A GAME WHERE IT HAD BLACK MAGIC AND THINGS IN IT. IT WAS A GAME ABOUT SUMMONING DEMONS OMG! HER FAMILLY COULDN'T GET HER
TO STOP EVEN TO EAT OR GO TO THE BATHROOM. THEY TRIED EVERYTHING BUT SHE STARVED TO DEATH. THEN THEY WENT TO HER ROOM AND SAID HERE NAME BUT SHE WAS DEAD. HER SUICIDE NOTE WAS ROLLED UP BESIDE HER AND IT SAID "TITTS MICMONONONOMO" ON THE OUTSIDE. THEN THEY READ THE NOTE OUTLOUD AND HER SKELETON EXPLODED OUT OF HER BODDY AND HER DISEMBODIED HEART FLOATED ABOVE ITS HEAD ZOMG1!! THERE WAS BLLOD AND PIECES OF HER ALLOVER AND HER MOM WAS ALL LIKE "JESSICA NOOOOO!" IF YOU DON'T POST THIS IN 10 OTHER TOPICS JESSICA WILL BEGIN TO APPEAR WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT. THIS MEANS HER SPIRIT IS NOT AT REST. IF YOU DO NOT FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS IN THIS POST THIS JESSICA WILL COME FOR YOU RIGHT WHEN YOU GO TO BED AT NIGHT.
SLEEP TIGHT LOLOL
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Tuesday, 24th January 2012, 00:47by Pteriforever
Add the sixfirhy as a playable race, because we need more demonic races and they seem as good a choice as any.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Tuesday, 24th January 2012, 15:07by Confidence Interval
I'm sick of fighting orcs. Instead of fighting them I would like to be able to play them at cards (or using dice, possibly) and win their weapons and gold off them.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Tuesday, 24th January 2012, 18:26by PerverseSuffering
Confidence Interval wrote:I'm sick of fighting orcs. Instead of fighting them I would like to be able to play them at cards (or using dice, possibly) and win their weapons and gold off them.
I prefer playing hit dice.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Tuesday, 24th January 2012, 18:54by Grimm
A friendly arm-wrestling match would be a nice change.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 25th January 2012, 00:57by Pteriforever
Dear Orc Sorcerer #35,
Buy me the book of Summonings I always wanted and I will spare you and all your kin.
Yours dishonestly,
Pteriforever the DrSu.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 25th January 2012, 05:40by spillover
Donald says, "You're cheating. I hate that."
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 25th January 2012, 09:35by Confidence Interval
Grimm wrote:A friendly arm-wrestling match would be a nice change.
Yes, if you're a Troll. Not if you're a Spriggan.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 25th January 2012, 11:53by varsovie
In this case take the bet and run away.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 25th January 2012, 15:42by MyOtheHedgeFox
Or climb into a gauntlet.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 25th January 2012, 16:05by Jabberwocky
Grimm wrote:A friendly arm-wrestling match would be a nice change.
The problem is that friendly arm-wrestling matches quickly turn into unfriendly arm-wrestling matches and people in unfriendly arm-wrestling matches tend to use items which give them a advantage such as clubs, daggers, sabres, etc.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 25th January 2012, 16:45by varsovie
Real gentleman use a foil or a rapier.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 25th January 2012, 16:58by Grimm
With Spriggans they'd thumb-wrestle. Obviously.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Thursday, 26th January 2012, 09:21by Confidence Interval
varsovie wrote:Real gentleman use a foil or a rapier.
Real gentlemen use their wit.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Thursday, 26th January 2012, 14:24by Jabberwocky
varsovie wrote:Real gentleman use a foil or a rapier.
I prefer a good pen.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Thursday, 26th January 2012, 14:34by PerverseSuffering
How about a Gentleman class? You get to wear a monocle (acute eyesight) as a mutation, and you must always hold your trident in your left hand and your sabre in your right!
No poison, of course.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Thursday, 26th January 2012, 14:43by Jabberwocky
PerverseSuffering wrote:How about a Gentleman class? You get to wear a monocle (acute eyesight) as a mutation, and you must always hold your trident with your left hand and your sabre in your right!
No poison, of course.
I approve of this idea. However, in order to have a special mutation it would have to be a species.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Thursday, 26th January 2012, 15:08by PerverseSuffering
Jabberwocky wrote:PerverseSuffering wrote:How about a Gentleman class? You get to wear a monocle (acute eyesight) as a mutation, and you must always hold your trident with your left hand and your sabre in your right!
No poison, of course.
I approve of this idea. However, in order to have a special mutation it would have to be a species.
Aw, I forgot that. Well, let it be starting euqipment, then.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Thursday, 26th January 2012, 18:56by Grimm
The Gentleman wields his weapon with his pinky out.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Thursday, 26th January 2012, 19:26by PerverseSuffering
Grimm wrote:The Gentleman wields his weapon with his pinky out.
Auxiliary attack!