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Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Tuesday, 11th October 2011, 20:25by Confidence Interval
Grimm wrote:Turns English monsters into French ones.
With longbows. With which they try to shoot you in the eye. Scrolls become tapestries.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Tuesday, 11th October 2011, 20:35by Grimm
tapestry of enchant weapon I
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Tuesday, 11th October 2011, 20:44by Confidence Interval
Scroll of History 101
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Tuesday, 11th October 2011, 20:48by Grimm
tapestry of running gag
Too bad the Historic Tale Construction Kit disappeared.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Tuesday, 11th October 2011, 21:15by Confidence Interval
Grimm wrote:Too bad the Historic Tale Construction Kit disappeared.
Maybe we should be working towards making Crawl more historically accurate.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Tuesday, 11th October 2011, 21:23by Grimm
I think that goes without saying.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Tuesday, 11th October 2011, 21:29by Confidence Interval
You may think so but I've seen some distressingly anachronistic and otherwise historically inaccurate suggestions made on this board.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Tuesday, 11th October 2011, 21:52by Grimm
Orcs in togas?
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Tuesday, 11th October 2011, 21:56by Confidence Interval
Grimm wrote:Orcs in togas?
Yes, for example. Also the digital watch that Grinder sometimes wears. And the little car that appears in the chariot race.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Tuesday, 11th October 2011, 22:06by Grimm
Potion of Coke Classic
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Tuesday, 11th October 2011, 22:11by Confidence Interval
Potion of Laudanum
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Tuesday, 11th October 2011, 22:26by Grimm
helmet of motorcycle
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Tuesday, 11th October 2011, 22:29by Confidence Interval
Ring of wedding
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Tuesday, 11th October 2011, 22:33by Grimm
scroll of tax return
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Tuesday, 11th October 2011, 22:35by Confidence Interval
Rod of drain. (If you cast Sticks to Snakes while wielding it you get Snake of plumber.)
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Tuesday, 11th October 2011, 22:36by Grimm
wand of metal detection
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Tuesday, 11th October 2011, 22:39by Confidence Interval
Wand of the prince.
New unique proposal: Prince Albert.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Tuesday, 11th October 2011, 22:46by ekolis
Brass knuckles - Occupy the ring slots; increase unarmed damage. Possible starting equipment for Monks?
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 02:53by AtT
Confidence Interval wrote:Wand of the prince.
Wand of Fresh Prince: banishes target to live with his auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 03:05by Grimm
New monster: Generic Brain. Shoots storms at you. Large speech file of random ideas it shouts while killing you.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 03:27by Blade
New item: Enhancer lajatangs.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 05:58by MyOtheHedgeFox
Grimm of funny sayings with Pratmawirya of vote for posts. =)
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Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 07:40by varsovie
Amulet of ID your stuff.
Insta-kill you if worn.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 07:45by pratamawirya
varsovie wrote:Amulet of ID your stuff.
Insta-kill you if worn.
MyOtheHedgeFox wrote:Grimm of funny sayings with Pratmawirya of vote for posts. =)
>_>
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 08:14by Confidence Interval
MyOtheHedgeFox wrote:Grimm of funny sayings with Pratmawirya of vote for posts. =)
Forum of self-referentiality.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 08:23by pratamawirya
Crazy Yiuf's Corner of Somalia pirate bazooka kaboom.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 10:44by Confidence Interval
Boots of cowboy
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 11:06by MyOtheHedgeFox
Многоплатформенная обувь на открытой программной архитектуре of confusion.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 12:05by Confidence Interval
MyOtheHedgeFox wrote:Многоплатформенная обувь на открытой программной архитектуре of confusion.
Google translate renders that as "Multiplatform shoes on an open software architecture" which is, indeed, confusing.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 12:51by bobross419
Cod Piece of Protection
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 13:06by Confidence Interval
bobross419 wrote:Cod Piece of Protection
Many of my characters prefer Padded Sport Bra of Stasis.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 13:42by bobross419
Confidence Interval wrote:bobross419 wrote:Cod Piece of Protection
Many of my characters prefer Padded Sport Bra of Stasis.
Hmmmm, its a toss up between which is more necessary. On the one hand, I love boobies... on the other, I've gotta protect the jewels.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 13:53by Confidence Interval
bobross419 wrote:Confidence Interval wrote:bobross419 wrote:Cod Piece of Protection
Many of my characters prefer Padded Sport Bra of Stasis.
Hmmmm, its a toss up between which is more necessary. On the one hand, I love boobies... on the other, I've gotta protect the jewels.
If you've a potential need for both items than you are an individual of unusual shape.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 14:05by MyOtheHedgeFox
Confidence Interval wrote:MyOtheHedgeFox wrote:Многоплатформенная обувь на открытой программной архитектуре of confusion.
Google translate renders that as "Multiplatform shoes on an open software architecture" which is, indeed, confusing.
This will be confusing even with a proper translation.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 14:05by Stormfox
Confidence Interval wrote:New unique proposal: Prince Albert.
Who only spawns inside a 1-tile vault with metal walls, so we'll know the answer to the question about having Prince Albert in a can.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 14:13by Confidence Interval
Stormfox wrote:Confidence Interval wrote:New unique proposal: Prince Albert.
Who only spawns inside a 1-tile vault with metal walls, so we'll know the answer to the question about having Prince Albert in a can.
See you're answering the question there by predetermining the size of the can. The true answer is: depends on the size of the can.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 15:08by Grimm
Confidence Interval wrote:Forum of self-referentiality.
post of comedy
bobross419 wrote:Hmmmm, its a toss up between which is more necessary. On the one hand, I love boobies... on the other, I've gotta protect the jewels.
Forgotten to wear our rMut, have we?
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 15:18by Confidence Interval
bobross419 wrote:Hmmmm, its a toss up between which is more necessary. On the one hand, I love boobies... on the other, I've gotta protect the jewels.
Grimm wrote:Forgotten to wear our rMut, have we?
Question is, are you going to quaff that potion of cure mutation or decide that you like having the best of both worlds?
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 15:57by Grimm
New branch: Tranny Bar. A sub-branch of Elf.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 15:59by Grimm
trolls or dolls
orcs with dorks
ghouls with tools
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 16:08by Confidence Interval
Grimm wrote:New branch: Tranny Bar. A sub-branch of Elf.
Someone winks at you from the other side of the Tranny Bar.
Through the smoke you can't tell if it's Joseph or Josephine.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 16:16by Grimm
You pull out your wand of polymorph.
You say, "This will be a night to remember."
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Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 17:15by MyOtheHedgeFox
The yellow ugly thing gurgles happily!
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 17:26by Confidence Interval
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 17:30by varsovie
New item slot : Underwear
Possible items to worn with :
Bra : Dropt by female unique, give +1 EV because it's nice to fell supported. (+2 EV for the sport bra)
Boxer : Make you much more stealthy. When you see the OOD monster pack and shit in your pants,
well you actually wearing some pants to retain the odor and reduce the corrosion of your plate armor.
Thong : If you wear no armor, 10% chance intelligent creature become neutral when they see you. Norris become ally.
Long underwear : If worn without any armor, make other intelligent monster laugh. They have 25% chance to miscast their spell.
Socks : If worn, give +1 RC, because it's so good to be insulate from this chilly stone floor.
And for those who find their armor too tight after wearing those underwear, I'm proud to present you the potion of nausea.
Ingeniously composed by the best anorexics, it taste very bad and contain zero calories.
If drank, you will loose three turn vomiting, will loose all potion-inducted effect and 500 satiation.
The vomit on the floor gives the same penalties as shallow water.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 17:42by Grimm
Rather, new unique proposal for Tranny Bar: Lola.
Lola (?)
Tall, strong, brown-voiced human of indeterminate gender. Always has a glass of Coca Cola-flavored champagne in one hand.
Speed: 11 (just a little faster than you) | HD: 30 | Health: 150 | AC/EV: 20/5 | Damage: 50 (squeeze) | Flags: transvestite, flirty, british | Resistances: power+++, money, alcohol+, protestations of heterosexuality+++, subsequent chart success+, | Chunks: ewww | XP: 1970 | Spells: sexy dancing, charm straight, polymorph other, sticky, er...flame (3d40).
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Wednesday, 12th October 2011, 19:36by Confidence Interval
Lola comes into view.
Lola shouts!
Lola gives you the eye.
You question your sexuality.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Thursday, 13th October 2011, 02:45by varsovie
Lola hit you with a leather whip.
You are confused.
You fell less yourself.
Xom roars with laughter!
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Thursday, 13th October 2011, 02:54by Grimm
Lola says "Give us a kiss darling."
You try hard to think about royalty percentages.
Re: Generic Brainstorming!
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Thursday, 13th October 2011, 03:44by bobross419
Lola makes you a man.