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Post Friday, 16th December 2011, 05:19

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Grimm wrote:centaur barding of my pretty pony


Target demographic is under XL 13 but somehow players in their XL 20s use it too...
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Post Friday, 16th December 2011, 05:50

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nicolae wrote:I was watching a kung fu movie clip on Youtube and pondered if there were a martial arts god who had a high-piety effect that when you were surrounded by enemies only one of them would attack you at a time, kung fu style.


I believe that's Chuck Norris.
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Post Friday, 16th December 2011, 05:56

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nicolae wrote:I was watching a kung fu movie clip on Youtube and pondered if there were a martial arts god who had a high-piety effect that when you were surrounded by enemies only one of them would attack you at a time, kung fu style.


I believe that's Chuck Norris.


It's pretty much every martial arts film, frankly. All the hapless karate fodder just stands around until it's their turn to have their head put through a window.
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Post Friday, 16th December 2011, 05:58

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nicolae wrote:It's pretty much every martial arts film, frankly. All the hapless karate fodder just stands around until it's their turn to have their head put through a window.


Heh :P
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Post Friday, 16th December 2011, 06:05

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nicolae wrote:It's pretty much every martial arts film, frankly. All the hapless karate fodder just stands around until it's their turn to have their head put through a window.


Heh :P


Agh, I just got what you meant.
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Post Friday, 16th December 2011, 06:07

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nicolae wrote:Agh, I just got what you meant.


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Post Friday, 16th December 2011, 08:43

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nicolae wrote:
Grimm wrote:centaur barding of my pretty pony


Target demographic is under XL 13 but somehow players in their XL 20s use it too...

Centaur barding of Champion the Wonder Horse.
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Post Friday, 16th December 2011, 16:07

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Zapping a wand of digging at a floor should create a shaft.
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Post Friday, 16th December 2011, 16:47

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Jabberwocky wrote:Zapping a wand of digging at a floor should create a shaft.


Nethack! :!: :!: :!:
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Post Friday, 16th December 2011, 16:56

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Roderic wrote:
Jabberwocky wrote:Zapping a wand of digging at a floor should create a shaft.


Nethack! :!: :!: :!:

Yes.
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Post Friday, 16th December 2011, 17:03

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Jabberwocky wrote:Zapping a wand of digging at a floor should create a shaft.

I actually like this idea a lot. One major use of digging wands is to create escape passages. Shafts are already risky; the ability to create a shaft to escape from a dangerous situation would be a very interesting choice.
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Post Friday, 16th December 2011, 17:17

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The floor is too hard. How would it hold jellies, boulder beetles, rock worms and Norris?
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Post Friday, 16th December 2011, 18:19

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Also, if you could create shafts out of digging wands it would work as a much better banishment (drop a shaft in front of any annoying foe, kill 1-3 levels later).
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Post Saturday, 17th December 2011, 15:03

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New unique proposal, Smokey Bear. Only appears in a vault. My idea for the vault is a number of trees which you can see into with a dragon/fire drake/fire elemental or such fire critter and Smokey Bear. When the vault comes into view, Smokey readies a crossbow and executes the fiery critter.
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Post Sunday, 18th December 2011, 07:19

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In addition to the ring of evasion, there should also be rings of denial, acceptance, obstreperousness and passive-aggressivity.

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Post Sunday, 18th December 2011, 07:27

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Grimm wrote:In addition to the ring of evasion, there should also be rings of denial, acceptance, obstreperousness and passive-aggressivity.

ring of take it like a man

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Post Sunday, 18th December 2011, 08:26

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Centaur Barding of the Amazing Horse

nsfw(?)

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Post Sunday, 18th December 2011, 18:57

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New portal vault: "Test Chamber Fifteen". A live-fire battlefield simulation for military androids. Somehow, you wound up in there... On the plus side, Zin says there will be cake...
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Post Sunday, 18th December 2011, 19:08

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Grimm wrote:In addition to the ring of evasion, there should also be rings of denial, acceptance, obstreperousness and passive-aggressivity.


Octopodes wearing full set of these rings automatically get Yet Another Honorable Death instead YASD upon defeat.
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Post Sunday, 18th December 2011, 22:48

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The really big spiked ring.
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Post Monday, 19th December 2011, 00:25

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Sheeptaurs.

From the well known song:

"Mary had a little sheeptaur
whose fleece was white as snow
and everybody Mary pointed
was pierced to death with its bow."
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Post Monday, 19th December 2011, 01:46

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Roderic wrote:Sheeptaurs.

From the well known song:

"Mary had a little sheeptaur
whose fleece was white as snow
and everybody Mary pointed
was pierced to death with its bow."

I like the idea of sheeptaurs. Will sticky flame spread from one sheeptaur to another?
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Post Monday, 19th December 2011, 01:57

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No, but they will display a sense of camaraderie.
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Post Monday, 19th December 2011, 10:13

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After browsing through the extensive set of battle techniques on Narutopedia, I came up with two Sisaduminu clan battle techniques:

Hardware Style: Quantum Fireball!!!
(emits a huge ball of electricity)

Hardware Style: Seagate Barracuda!!!
(a swarm of carnivorous fish)
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Post Monday, 19th December 2011, 10:31

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MyOtheHedgeFox wrote:After browsing through the extensive set of battle techniques on Narutopedia, I came up with two Sisaduminu clan battle techniques:

Hardware Style: Quantum Fireball!!!
(emits a huge ball of electricity)

Hardware Style: Seagate Barracuda!!!
(a swarm of carnivorous fish)


Why do you even go there, I won't even ask.

Also, evocation of Radeon 9999 No Cooler Edition (fire storm)
Snow-white casket with three lights - fire storm, too.
Router of Golubria, etc.

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Post Monday, 19th December 2011, 11:24

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I was wondering who is Kakashi and why did they name him like this. He appeared to be a watered-down ninja Sir Shurf Lonli-Lokli. =)
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Post Wednesday, 21st December 2011, 22:14

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The +2 helmet of unquenchable masturbatory urges - Has an in-built HD display that's placed in front of your eyes and is permanently streaming porn.
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Post Wednesday, 21st December 2011, 22:45

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TehDruid wrote:The +2 helmet of unquenchable masturbatory urges - Has an in-built HD display that's placed in front of your eyes and is permanently streaming porn.


Wasn't it a failed Apple project ?
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Post Thursday, 22nd December 2011, 01:45

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Terence should always be wearing crystal plate mail. (Note to ASCII players, in tiles, Terence looks kind of blue and crystal plate is the same shade of blue.)
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Post Thursday, 22nd December 2011, 13:43

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TehDruid wrote:The +2 helmet of unquenchable masturbatory urges - Has an in-built HD display that's placed in front of your eyes and is permanently streaming porn.

So is the effect the same as a mermaid's mesmerism? Or is this what the mermaid's mesmerism actually does, only we're too polite to mention it?

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Post Thursday, 22nd December 2011, 14:09

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TehDruid wrote:The +2 helmet of unquenchable masturbatory urges - Has an in-built HD display that's placed in front of your eyes and is permanently streaming porn.

You mean this?
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Post Thursday, 22nd December 2011, 14:23

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Stormfox wrote:You mean this?

That is bizarre. Shouldn't the ad have a safety advisory along the lines of "you may walk in front of a moving vehicle and die while wearing this hat"?
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Post Thursday, 22nd December 2011, 17:21

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Stormfox wrote:
TehDruid wrote:The +2 helmet of unquenchable masturbatory urges - Has an in-built HD display that's placed in front of your eyes and is permanently streaming porn.

You mean this?


Whooohooo! How awesome you think you are from inside and how idiot you look from the outside.


I want one of those. And a juice loosener
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Post Thursday, 22nd December 2011, 18:16

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Gosh there's every possible retarded thing out there... :P
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Post Thursday, 22nd December 2011, 18:16

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I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
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Post Thursday, 22nd December 2011, 21:03

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Grimm wrote:I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

You should buy one of those TV hats. Then you could shut out the view and pretend you live somewhere else!

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Post Thursday, 22nd December 2011, 21:25

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THE PROBLEM IS ITSELF THE SOLUTION
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Post Thursday, 22nd December 2011, 21:32

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Grimm wrote:THE PROBLEM IS ITSELF THE SOLUTION

Have you been using the Oblique Strategies cards again?

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Post Thursday, 22nd December 2011, 22:51

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They've finally succeeded in making a true Asshat, they are selling it with the wrong name tho... tragic.

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Post Thursday, 22nd December 2011, 23:00

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Confidence Interval wrote:Have you been using the Oblique Strategies cards again?

Nah, I found that bon mot on Tiger Mountain.
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Post Friday, 23rd December 2011, 09:35

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I hope you took it.

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Post Friday, 23rd December 2011, 09:52

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I once found some sort of program book or memento publication from a performance of the original Taking Tiger Mountain, which was a Chinese Communist opera about a battle during the revolution. Like a fool I did not buy it.
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Post Friday, 23rd December 2011, 11:16

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You can probably still find it. Just hit ctrl-F and type "book" and see what it comes up with.

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Post Friday, 23rd December 2011, 11:42

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Bookmark topic
book or memento
"book" and see
Bookmark topic


It worked.
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Post Friday, 23rd December 2011, 13:15

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<ctrl-F>
"taste of madeleines"
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Post Friday, 23rd December 2011, 21:02

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Wiglaf should have damage shaving but he shouldn't heal naturally.
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Post Friday, 23rd December 2011, 22:21

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Ring of YASD resistance. It's a useless placebo.

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Post Saturday, 24th December 2011, 14:31

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When centaur wielding a piercing polearm weapon is moving uniformly and rectilinearly, his weapon's base damage is increased by 1 (up to +9) for each step taken in the direction of strike.
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Post Saturday, 24th December 2011, 14:37

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Jabberwocky wrote:Wiglaf should have damage shaving but he shouldn't heal naturally.

Wiglaf should do damage shaving and it should take ages to stop bleeding. (Edit: Or is that what you meant anyway?)

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Post Saturday, 24th December 2011, 15:30

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Confidence Interval wrote:
Jabberwocky wrote:Wiglaf should have damage shaving but he shouldn't heal naturally.

Wiglaf should do damage shaving and it should take ages to stop bleeding. (Edit: Or is that what you meant anyway?)

What I mean is since the mountain dwarfs and the hill dwarfs are extinct he must be a non-healing deep dwarf.
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