Generic Brainstorming!

Wednesday, 26th March 2014, 17:30 by TehDruid

We stand up! Armpits raised to the ground, eyes gazing deeply peripherally, mouths open wide whistling.

Wednesday, 26th March 2014, 18:32 by Grimm

cerebovssquire wrote:this is kind of easy and you should probably go back to plant puns

DON'T STYMIE THE FLOW

Blue Quökka Cult

Wednesday, 26th March 2014, 19:41 by Confidence Interval

Y.E.L.L.O.W. W.A.S.P.

Amulet of rage against the machine
Amulet of faith no more
Scroll of fear factory

Wednesday, 26th March 2014, 19:50 by Grimm

Dev Zeppelin

Wednesday, 26th March 2014, 19:56 by Grimm

with their hit Misty Mountain Dwarf Hop

Wednesday, 26th March 2014, 20:15 by Confidence Interval

Thelonious Naga Monk

Wednesday, 26th March 2014, 20:24 by some12fat2move

Ironshot and Win

Wednesday, 26th March 2014, 20:31 by Viashino_wizard

Breadrationfan

Thursday, 27th March 2014, 08:20 by Grimm

Confidence Interval wrote:Thelonious Naga Monk

Was that really the best race to choose.

Thursday, 27th March 2014, 08:20 by Grimm

Thursday, 27th March 2014, 08:30 by Sprucery

Orc Manowarlord

Friday, 28th March 2014, 06:20 by Viashino_wizard

Black Mamba Sabbath

Friday, 28th March 2014, 07:36 by Grimm

AC/DCSS

Friday, 28th March 2014, 08:47 by Confidence Interval

Ratt
Wizzard
Cloak of The Darkness

Friday, 28th March 2014, 12:29 by Sprucery

Worker Anthrax
The Boulder Beatles
Blind Guardian Serpent
Celtic Frost Giant
Danziggurat
King Crimson Imp
Paradise Lost Soul
Pearl Dragon Jam
Queens of the Stone Giant Age
Radioheaded Hydra

Friday, 28th March 2014, 13:59 by Grimm

Bad Giant Orange Brains

Friday, 28th March 2014, 14:00 by Confidence Interval

I think cs was right, this is a bit too easy.

Friday, 28th March 2014, 15:36 by Grimm

The Orc Jesus and Mary Chain

Friday, 28th March 2014, 15:36 by Grimm

Orc Mary - now there's a concept

Friday, 28th March 2014, 15:40 by Hirsch I

every time I make a Beoghite, I call him Jesus Christ.

Thursday, 3rd April 2014, 18:49 by Grimm

racial food

Thursday, 3rd April 2014, 20:33 by Confidence Interval

(P)Orc crackling.

Thursday, 3rd April 2014, 21:15 by Grimm

batnanas

Friday, 4th April 2014, 02:56 by Grimm

new monster: exciting beetle

Friday, 4th April 2014, 02:57 by Grimm

and its boss version: thrilling beetle

Friday, 4th April 2014, 07:57 by Confidence Interval

Grimm wrote:and its boss version: scintillating beetle

ftfy. (Not literally.)

Friday, 4th April 2014, 17:27 by Grimm

new monster: dung beetle

Friday, 4th April 2014, 17:27 by Grimm

dung crawl: shit soup

Friday, 4th April 2014, 20:09 by Confidence Interval

Crap crawl: poo potage

Friday, 4th April 2014, 20:11 by TehDruid

You guys should really go see a counsellor for disturbed couples.

Friday, 4th April 2014, 20:15 by Confidence Interval

That's funny because irl I AM a counsellor for couples who have problems of various types. (Wouldn't normally use the word 'disturbed' in this context, though.)

Friday, 4th April 2014, 20:19 by TehDruid

What has science done!!

Friday, 4th April 2014, 20:26 by Confidence Interval

TehDruid wrote:What has science done!!

Many things. Did you want some specific examples or were you looking more for some sort of high-level overview?

Friday, 4th April 2014, 20:28 by TehDruid

Confidence Interval wrote:
TehDruid wrote:What has science done!!

Many things. Did you want some specific examples or were you looking more for some sort of high-level overview?

Oh god, you guys are just and endless source of jokes, aren't you?

Friday, 4th April 2014, 20:39 by Grimm

I'm not.

Friday, 4th April 2014, 23:28 by Grimm

new food item: popcorn

Friday, 4th April 2014, 23:34 by TehDruid

But people are trying to remove existing popcorn from the game, man, what are you doing?

Saturday, 5th April 2014, 12:16 by Hirsch I

*grabs popcorn*

Monday, 7th April 2014, 09:47 by Confidence Interval

How much nutrition does popcorn give?

Monday, 7th April 2014, 09:59 by Zicher

Confidence Interval wrote:How much nutrition does popcorn give?

1000 per chunk

.

Monday, 7th April 2014, 10:06 by Confidence Interval

It should come as kernels and have to be exposed to a source of heat to make it pop (and thus become edible).

Monday, 7th April 2014, 18:58 by MyOtheHedgeFox

Confidence Interval wrote:It should come as kernels and have to be exposed to a source of heat to make it pop (and thus become edible).

I think you need a Little Inferno Entertainment Fireplace.

Tuesday, 8th April 2014, 04:21 by Grimm

new monster: generic monster

Tuesday, 8th April 2014, 08:03 by Confidence Interval

New god proposal: generic god. Gain piety by doing generic stuff, gives generic abilities, punishes with generic penance. Good for generic characters.

Tuesday, 8th April 2014, 09:29 by cerebovssquire

Confidence Interval wrote:That's funny because irl I AM a counsellor for couples who have problems of various types. (Wouldn't normally use the word 'disturbed' in this context, though.)

i'm a more important kind of counsellor

Tuesday, 8th April 2014, 14:50 by Confidence Interval

cerebovssquire wrote:i'm a more important kind of counsellor

Actually I'm not so much a counsellor as a consigliere...

Tuesday, 8th April 2014, 14:54 by Hirsch I

I'm a deer.

Tuesday, 8th April 2014, 15:05 by Confidence Interval

You're a dear.

Tuesday, 8th April 2014, 15:21 by Hirsch I

oh, stop it, you...

Tuesday, 8th April 2014, 23:30 by treerex5

ekolis wrote:Forge dwarves, eh?

You use Forgery! +500 gold!

*later*

Bought a +1 chainmail of cold resistance for 350 gold.
Izchak the shopkeeper screams violent curses at you!
Izchak the shopkeeper pushes some buttons on a strange device.
You get the feeling that you are being watched...

*later*

The keystone kop throws a pie at you! Yuck! You're blinded.
Something shocks you. (x3)
You yell, "Don't tase me bro!"

Ahh.. nethack.

*5 minutes of playing Nethack later*

AAH!!! NETHACK :shock: