Dev's with a sense of humor!

[delarado]

Got this weapon from Trog, I thought it was noisy to smack stuff with... Turns out...

  Code:

B - the +2,+8 battleaxe of Inflation (weapon) {holy, Noisy rN+ SInv}
   (Trog gifted it to you on level 4 of the Orcish Mines)   
   
   It has been blessed by the Shining One to cause great damage to the undead
   and demons.
   
   It protects you from negative energy.
   It enhances your eyesight.
   It makes noises.

You start resting.
Your battleaxe of Inflation calls out a warning!
Your battleaxe of Inflation parrots the noises around you.
Your battleaxe of Inflation prattles on and on.
Your battleaxe of Inflation dwells on sagas on the days of yore.
Your battleaxe of Inflation raves incoherently.
Your battleaxe of Inflation says, "You can tell me everything! I can keep a secret!"
Your battleaxe of Inflation shouts, "This level is mine! Um, ours."
Your battleaxe of Inflation belts out, "Dying in battle is most honourable!"
Your battleaxe of Inflation burbles away merrily.
HP restored.


really made me smile

[savageorange]

Heh.
Have you tried Evoking a polearm at yourself? :

That would be overly suicidal.

It's kind of criminal that a weapon named 'Inflation' can't be evoked for disintegration, though . I can just imagine that as a Chaos effect:

  Code:

    You hit the ogre.
    The ogre swells grotesquely.
    You hit the ogre!!
    The ogre explodes!


[Siegurt]

Heh.

  Code:

    You hit the ogre.
    The ogre swells grotesquely.
    You hit the ogre!!
    The ogre explodes!


  Code:

The trident of Dig-Dug +3 +8 {Inflate}


[jejorda2]

Make it a random god power.

[Igxfl]

You wield the +2,+8 battleaxe of Inflation.
Your 2437 gold pieces become 454 gold pieces.

[Grimm]

Welcome to the Dungeon of Zimbabwe!

[Tiktacy]

Trog gave me an artifact handaxe once that had Stealth++ AND was noisy, I thought it was hilarious to say the least. XD