Proposal: Remove Items

[MDvedh]

Seriously, most tedious things in game are related to items somehow.

Pros:
+ No item destruction.
+ No corpse sacrifices, because corpses are items.
+ No tedious foodclock.
+ No goddamn early kobolds with items of distortion, draining or whatever.
+ No stupid and useless Oka/Trog gifts, acquirement, etc.
+ No tedious ID and Curse minigames.
+ The game becomes more about player skill and less about lucky early drops.

Cons:
- The game will become perfect so devs will be retired.

[starless]

Step 2: Remove Monsters

[Grandiloquent Gentleman]

Step 3: remove the orb because all those ghosts can't be wrong.

[pratamawirya]

Items remove YOU!

[Grimm]

Yeah this will be a square on the new set of Crawl Tavern Bingo cards when they get printed up.

[johlstei]

Proposal: Remove Pants

Pros:
I felt depressed before I removed my pants, and then I felt better
Cons:
A few minutes later the feeling returned

[nicolae]

Proposal: Remove Pants

Pros:
I felt depressed before I removed my pants, and then I felt better
Cons:
A few minutes later the feeling returned

have you tried rebooting your pants

[Grimm]

no but he's tried taking them off then on again

[Confidence Interval]

Oops, those pants feel deathly cold.