List of jerks


If it doesn't fit anywhere else, it belongs here. Also, come here if you just need to get hammered.

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Zot Zealot

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Post Thursday, 18th July 2013, 15:03

List of jerks

Many-Headed Roaring Bitey Jerks
Herds Of Poisonous Jerks
Trumpeting Jerks Disguised As Statues
Pointy-Eared Jerks
Little Spherical Blinking Jerks
Massive Tanky Hell Jerks
Tall Icy Flappy-Winged Tormenting Jerks
Invisible Mana-Draining Jerks
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Ziggurat Zagger

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Post Thursday, 18th July 2013, 15:16

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My cat at 6 am
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Ziggurat Zagger

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Post Thursday, 18th July 2013, 15:16

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Spider Stomper

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Post Thursday, 18th July 2013, 15:21

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Blinking and croaking jerks that come in hordes.
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Dis Charger

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Post Thursday, 18th July 2013, 16:14

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Packs of barking jerks that meet your DEWz at the entrance of the dungeon.

Ziggurat Zagger

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Post Thursday, 18th July 2013, 16:36

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Tartarus Sorceror

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Post Friday, 19th July 2013, 00:16

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jerks standing between me and the orb and also the orb
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Pandemonium Purger

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Post Friday, 19th July 2013, 03:02

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red jerks
kickboxing jersk
orange-red jerks

thats it
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Tartarus Sorceror

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Post Friday, 19th July 2013, 03:19

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jerky
blinky jerks
hidy jerks
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Zot Zealot

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Post Friday, 19th July 2013, 09:28

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Shambling, Bandage-Wrapped Death-Cursing Jerks Of All Kinds
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Tomb Titivator

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Post Friday, 19th July 2013, 14:25

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The all too common pack of wild orcish jerks, fronted by a jerk knight.

Ziggurat Zagger

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Post Friday, 19th July 2013, 16:49

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the jerk knight returns
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Post Friday, 19th July 2013, 17:55

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Nessos.
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Post Friday, 19th July 2013, 18:05

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Post Friday, 19th July 2013, 20:23

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Jamaican jerk chicken

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Ziggurat Zagger

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Post Saturday, 20th July 2013, 06:29

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Hey no sex jokes please.

Dis Charger

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Post Saturday, 20th July 2013, 21:18

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Fast, resistant jerk, that can see invisible, often seen in spiders' nest.

Tomb Titivator

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Post Monday, 22nd July 2013, 12:33

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Silence extruding fast holy jerks.
D:1 pack monster jerks.
Invisible batty jerks.
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Spider Stomper

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Post Tuesday, 23rd July 2013, 18:33

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banishing jerks
paralyzing jerks
wielding distortion/electrocution weapon jerks
picking up wands of cold/fire/draining/lightning and using them jerks

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Post Tuesday, 23rd July 2013, 22:41

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Then D:1 monsters picking up a plate armour jerks, too.
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Tartarus Sorceror

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Post Tuesday, 23rd July 2013, 23:16

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Slow, tough, kitable jerks
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Vaults Vanquisher

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Post Tuesday, 23rd July 2013, 23:39

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Eye of Draining. >:(

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Post Wednesday, 24th July 2013, 01:00

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You mean the slow jerk that eats your mana to heal itself.
What made you happy today?
Shatari wrote:I traded a goat for a Nintendo DS XL, and a ton of games.
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Barkeep

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Post Thursday, 25th July 2013, 12:23

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The derivative of acceleration.
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Tomb Titivator

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Post Thursday, 25th July 2013, 12:35

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Crystal jerk armour if you are playing Jerkgre or Jerkll.

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Post Tuesday, 10th September 2013, 12:41

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Frerk Pherk
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Barkeep

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Post Wednesday, 11th September 2013, 20:37

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Beef jerky.

I mean really, what gives? Why aren't you just a meat ration already? ... Answer me!

Zot Zealot

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Post Thursday, 12th September 2013, 01:24

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Rakshasas that spawn with wands of cold or fire...

Swamp Slogger

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Post Thursday, 12th September 2013, 07:24

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Crawl, for dropping the Lear's Hauberk (+27 full body armour, for those who don't know), on D:5, ON MY FUCKING CEHU GAME.
AAARRGGHHHH!

Barkeep

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Post Thursday, 12th September 2013, 07:37

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WalkerBoh wrote:Rakshasas that spawn


Fixed that for you.

Even if they aren't dangerous to your character, they are aggravating little bastards.

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