"Strongest" unrandart character?

[rebthor]

What do you think are the best double edged unrands or things you think are newbie traps? Now combine them on one character. My entry:
Maxwell's Patent Armour, Obsidian Axe, Shield of Gong, Hat of Pondering, Cloak of the thief.

[absolutego]

why would you want ponderinghat with maxwell's
also the cloak of the thief is just super good, unless you're like a d:1 dagger dude?

[rebthor]

I think you meant dark chocolate.

[tcjsavannah]

Not to be confused with Sexual Chocolate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF9Azmqw4MI

[rebthor]

But it has rCorr && reduced hunger. It's perfect for slime since you don't get many corpses.

[rebthor]

So it appears that people aren't really looking at the "" as I intended. To repeat my first post.

Best double edged unrands or things you think are newbie traps?

[Bloax]

You forgot the necklace of bloodlust.

[Siegurt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4qzPbcFiA

[Grimm]

crawl is a newbie trap

[Amnesiac]

Free time, free will(as it gets you totally addicted) and sanity trap.

[bobross419]

Whats wrong with Cloak of the Thief? Its the best defense against the combined forces of torment/hellfire! Plus, SInv!

[bobross419]

Also...

Octopode fully decked out in all 9 items from the Octopus King.

And I'd rock that shit so hard.

[njvack]

axe of woe + maybe the milk chocolate + whatever

Wait, did you mean the chocolate milk? Because that's totally a newbie trap. Wrong roguelike, though.

[pratamawirya]

axe of woe

Just curious, why does this one even exist, anyway?

[Mankeli]

axe of woe

Just curious, why does this one even exist, anyway?

Sprint VIII: Arena of Blood.

[Mankeli]

Also, if you are playing 0.13 trunk, Makhleb will gift it to you at ****** piety by blessing your executioner's axe.

Dream on, sucker!