Interview question

[Confidence Interval]

Last question up for that job you really want.

"If you were a Crawl monster, what monster would you be, and why?"

Answers please.

[Mankeli]

Silver star. Because I shine so brightly.

[Siegurt]

Hydra, because I can do so many different things at the same time, and when I get one done, I can take on two more tasks!

[tcjsavannah]

Unseen horror.

[rebthor]

Sigmund, because I'm really strong and effective.

Spoiler: show

But only when you first hire me.

[duvessa]

[Sandman25]

Boris. I want to "live" forever

[aegis]

A deep elf annihilator. ,,I told you not to underestimate a nerd, cowface!''

[Grimm]

wandering mushroom. because I don't move if people are looking at me.

[Jabberwocky]

megabat, because i'm always annoying people with my flitting around

[njvack]

A quokka. I'm cute, harmless, and delicious raw.

[njvack]

Also, perhaps any Troll. Interviewers always seem to feel a lump in the pits of their stomachs.

[Grimm]

I'm delicious raw.

With a pickup line like that it's no wonder you've managed to cause pregnancy.

[Confidence Interval]

I'm delicious raw.

With a pickup line like that it's no wonder you've managed to cause pregnancy.

It's probably better than mine: "I leave poisonous chunks."

[Grimm]

"Attention ladies! I emit a cloud of noxious fumes."

[Confidence Interval]

"I've always found miasma very sexy in a guy."

[moocowmoocow]

A komodo dragon: so good I will make you sick.

[Grimm]

An orc. Because I don't really exist.

[prozacelf]

Trapdoor spider.

I get drunk and fall asleep under the floor panels at office parties

[Confidence Interval]

Mara - because nobody's ever pleased to see me and most of the stuff I come out with just confuses people.

[Jabberwocky]

A shadow dragon, because talking to me for too long leaves you feeling drained.

[bobross419]

Fannar, for that extra showmanship when Ice Ice Baby comes on karaoke.

Interviewed a guy recently and saw him laughing about find Summon Butterflies in a spellbook on Google+. Asked him what he would use it for, but he never even memorized the damn thing

[aegis]

I would take a conjurer because of the principle of conjuration.

If you are a summoner you let others solve a problem.

Charmwrights only strenghten themselves for solving a problem.

A hexer only debilates the problem.

A transmuter makes the problem something completly different.

But a conjurer solves the problem on an direct and efficient way.

[joellercoaster]

It would really suck to tank the interview because you answered a different question to the one they asked, though.

[BlackSheep]

But you'd tank it in a very direct and efficient way.

[Igxfl]

I'd be Gastronok, so I could be tough enough to tank the interview.

[Grimm]

I'd be Jessica, because that's my name in real life.

[tasonir]

Grinder. If my 148th octopode didn't make it, maybe my 149th octopode will.

Also I'm slightly demonic.

[joellercoaster]

I've decided I would answer yak. I'm slightly shaggy, a good source of experience and supply plentiful nutrition.

(I buy my current team bacon sandwiches.)

[tcjsavannah]

(I buy my current team bacon sandwiches.)

Are you hiring?

[Sphara]

Dowan. My twin sister works out 4-5 times a week and is stronger than many man of her/my age. Haven't seen her berserk lately but I don't know if I really want to.

[joellercoaster]

Are you hiring?

Possibly. What are you good at?

(Obviously you like bacon, we are off to a good start.)

[tcjsavannah]

Are you hiring?

Possibly. What are you good at?

I am good at three things: Fighting, screwing and reading the news.

[prozacelf]

Are you hiring?

Possibly. What are you good at?

I am good at three things: Fighting, screwing and reading the news.

Better than reading, fighting, and screwing the news, all things considered.