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### Section 1: Global Environment
ServerType standalone
ServerRoot "/apache"
#LockFile /apache/var/logs/httpd.lock
PidFile /apache/var/logs/httpd.pid
ScoreBoardFile /apache/var/logs/httpd.scoreboard
#ResourceConfig conf/srm.conf
#AccessConfig conf/access.conf
Timeout 300
KeepAlive On
MaxKeepAliveRequests 100
KeepAliveTimeout 15
MinSpareServers 5
MaxSpareServers 10
StartServers 5
MaxClients 150
MaxRequestsPerChild 0
#Listen 3000
#Listen 12.34.56.78:80
#BindAddress *
#ExtendedStatus On
### Section 2: 'Main' server configuration
Port 8088
##
## SSL Support
##
## When we also provide SSL we have to listen to the
## standard HTTP port (see above) and to the HTTPS port
##
<IfDefine SSL>
Listen 8088
Listen 443
</IfDefine>
User www
Group www
ServerAdmin webmaster@ns.mynet.home
ServerName ns.mynet.home
DocumentRoot "/apache/htdocs"
<Directory />
Options FollowSymLinks
AllowOverride None
</Directory>
<Directory "/apache/htdocs">
Options Indexes FollowSymLinks MultiViews
AllowOverride None
Order allow,deny
Allow from all
</Directory>
<IfModule mod_userdir.c>
UserDir public_html
</IfModule>
#<Directory /home/*/public_html>
#</Directory>
<IfModule mod_dir.c>
DirectoryIndex index.html
</IfModule>
AccessFileName .htaccess
<Files ~ "^\.ht">
Order allow,deny
Deny from all
</Files>
#CacheNegotiatedDocs
UseCanonicalName On
<IfModule mod_mime.c>
TypesConfig /apache/conf/mime.types
</IfModule>
DefaultType text/plain
<IfModule mod_mime_magic.c>
MIMEMagicFile /apache/conf/magic
</IfModule>
HostnameLookups Off
ErrorLog /apache/var/logs/error_log
LogLevel warn
LogFormat "%h %l %u %t \"%r\" %>s %b \"%{Referer}i\" \"%{User-Agent}i\"" combined
LogFormat "%h %l %u %t \"%r\" %>s %b" common
LogFormat "%{Referer}i -> %U" referer
LogFormat "%{User-agent}i" agent
CustomLog /apache/var/logs/access_log common
#CustomLog /apache/var/logs/referer_log referer
#CustomLog /apache/var/logs/agent_log agent
#CustomLog /apache/var/logs/access_log combined
ServerSignature On
<IfModule mod_alias.c>
Alias /icons/ "/apache/icons/"
<Directory "/apache/icons">
Options Indexes MultiViews
AllowOverride None
Order allow,deny
Allow from all
</Directory>
ScriptAlias /cgi-bin/ "/apache/cgi-bin/"
<Directory "/apache/cgi-bin">
AllowOverride None
Options None
Order allow,deny
Allow from all
</Directory>
</IfModule>
<IfModule mod_autoindex.c>
IndexOptions FancyIndexing
AddIconByEncoding (CMP,/icons/compressed.gif) x-compress x-gzip
AddIconByType (TXT,/icons/text.gif) text/*
AddIconByType (IMG,/icons/image2.gif) image/*
AddIconByType (SND,/icons/sound2.gif) audio/*
AddIconByType (VID,/icons/movie.gif) video/*
AddIcon /icons/binary.gif .bin .exe
AddIcon /icons/binhex.gif .hqx
AddIcon /icons/tar.gif .tar
AddIcon /icons/world2.gif .wrl .wrl.gz .vrml .vrm .iv
AddIcon /icons/compressed.gif .Z .z .tgz .gz .zip
AddIcon /icons/a.gif .ps .ai .eps
AddIcon /icons/layout.gif .html .shtml .htm .pdf
AddIcon /icons/text.gif .txt
AddIcon /icons/c.gif .c
AddIcon /icons/p.gif .pl .py
AddIcon /icons/f.gif .for
AddIcon /icons/dvi.gif .dvi
AddIcon /icons/uuencoded.gif .uu
AddIcon /icons/script.gif .conf .sh .shar .csh .ksh .tcl
AddIcon /icons/tex.gif .tex
AddIcon /icons/bomb.gif core
AddIcon /icons/back.gif ..
AddIcon /icons/hand.right.gif README
AddIcon /icons/folder.gif ^^DIRECTORY^^
AddIcon /icons/blank.gif ^^BLANKICON^^
DefaultIcon /icons/unknown.gif
#AddDescription "GZIP compressed document" .gz
#AddDescription "tar archive" .tar
#AddDescription "GZIP compressed tar archive" .tgz
ReadmeName README
HeaderName HEADER
IndexIgnore .??* *~ *# HEADER* README* RCS CVS *,v *,t
</IfModule>
<IfModule mod_mime.c>
AddEncoding x-compress Z
AddEncoding x-gzip gz tgz
AddLanguage da .dk
AddLanguage nl .nl
AddLanguage en .en
AddLanguage et .ee
AddLanguage fr .fr
AddLanguage de .de
AddLanguage el .el
AddLanguage it .it
AddLanguage ja .ja
AddCharset ISO-2022-JP .jis
AddLanguage pl .po
AddCharset ISO-8859-2 .iso-pl
AddLanguage pt .pt
AddLanguage pt-br .pt-br
AddLanguage ltz .lu
AddLanguage ca .ca
AddLanguage es .es
AddLanguage sv .se
AddLanguage cz .cz
<IfModule mod_negotiation.c>
LanguagePriority en da nl et fr de el it ja pl pt pt-br ltz ca es sv
</IfModule>
#AddType application/x-httpd-php3 .php3
#AddType application/x-httpd-php3-source .phps
AddType application/x-httpd-php .php
AddType application/x-httpd-php-source .phps
AddType application/x-tar .tgz
#AddHandler cgi-script .cgi
#AddType text/html .shtml
#AddHandler server-parsed .shtml
#AddHandler send-as-is asis
#AddHandler imap-file map
#AddHandler type-map var
</IfModule>
#MetaDir .web
#MetaSuffix .meta
#ErrorDocument 500 "The server made a boo boo.
#ErrorDocument 404 /missing.html
#ErrorDocument 404 /cgi-bin/missing_handler.pl
#ErrorDocument 402 http://some.other_server.com/subscription_info.html
<IfModule mod_setenvif.c>
BrowserMatch "Mozilla/2" nokeepalive
BrowserMatch "MSIE 4\.0b2;" nokeepalive downgrade-1.0 force-response-1.0
BrowserMatch "RealPlayer 4\.0" force-response-1.0
BrowserMatch "Java/1\.0" force-response-1.0
BrowserMatch "JDK/1\.0" force-response-1.0
</IfModule>
#<Location /server-status>
#</Location>
#<Location /server-info>
#</Location>
#<Location /cgi-bin/phf*>
#</Location>
#<IfModule mod_proxy.c>
#ProxyRequests On
#<Directory proxy:*>
#</Directory>
#ProxyVia On
#CacheRoot "/apache/var/proxy"
#CacheSize 5
#CacheGcInterval 4
#CacheMaxExpire 24
#CacheLastModifiedFactor 0.1
#CacheDefaultExpire 1
#NoCache a_domain.com another_domain.edu joes.garage_sale.com
#</IfModule>
#
# your Hello.pm script for mod-perl testing ; otherwise comment out!
<Location /hello>
SetHandler perl-script
PerlHandler Apache::Hello
</Location>
### Section 3: Virtual Hosts
#NameVirtualHost 12.34.56.78:80
#NameVirtualHost 12.34.56.78
#<VirtualHost ip.address.of.host.some_domain.com>
#</VirtualHost>
#<VirtualHost _default_:*>
#</VirtualHost>
##
## SSL Global Context
##
## All SSL configuration in this context applies both to
## the main server and all SSL-enabled virtual hosts.
##
<IfDefine SSL>
AddType application/x-x509-ca-cert .crt
AddType application/x-pkcs7-crl .crl
</IfDefine>
<IfModule mod_ssl.c>
SSLPassPhraseDialog builtin
#SSLSessionCache none
#SSLSessionCache shm:/apache/var/logs/ssl_scache(512000)
SSLSessionCache dbm:/apache/var/logs/ssl_scache
SSLSessionCacheTimeout 300
SSLMutex file:/apache/var/logs/ssl_mutex
SSLRandomSeed startup builtin
SSLRandomSeed connect builtin
#SSLRandomSeed startup file:/dev/random 512
#SSLRandomSeed startup file:/dev/urandom 512
#SSLRandomSeed connect file:/dev/random 512
#SSLRandomSeed connect file:/dev/urandom 512
SSLLog /apache/var/logs/ssl_engine_log
SSLLogLevel info
</IfModule>
<IfDefine SSL>
##
## SSL Virtual Host Context
##
<VirtualHost _default_:443>
DocumentRoot "/apache/htdocs"
ServerName ns.mynet.home
ServerAdmin asis@ns.mynet.home
ErrorLog /apache/var/logs/error_log
TransferLog /apache/var/logs/access_log
SSLEngine on
SSLCipherSuite ALL:!ADH:!EXP56:RC4+RSA:+HIGH:+MEDIUM:+LOW:+SSLv2:+EXP:+eNULL
SSLCertificateFile /apache/conf/server.crt
#SSLCertificateFile /apache/conf/ssl.crt/server-dsa.crt
SSLCertificateKeyFile /apache/conf/server.key
#SSLCertificateKeyFile /apache/conf/ssl.key/server-dsa.key
#SSLCertificateChainFile /apache/conf/ssl.crt/ca.crt
#SSLCACertificatePath /apache/conf/ssl.crt
#SSLCACertificateFile /apache/conf/ssl.crt/ca-bundle.crt
#SSLCARevocationPath /apache/conf/ssl.crl
#SSLCARevocationFile /apache/conf/ssl.crl/ca-bundle.crl
#SSLVerifyClient require
#SSLVerifyDepth 10
#<Location />
#SSLRequire ( %{SSL_CIPHER} !~ m/^(EXP|NULL)-/ \
#</Location>
#SSLOptions +FakeBasicAuth +ExportCertData +CompatEnvVars +StrictRequire
<Files ~ "\.(cgi|shtml|phtml|php3?)$">
SSLOptions +StdEnvVars
</Files>
<Directory "/apache/cgi-bin">
SSLOptions +StdEnvVars
</Directory>
SetEnvIf User-Agent ".*MSIE.*" \
nokeepalive ssl-unclean-shutdown \
downgrade-1.0 force-response-1.0
CustomLog /apache/var/logs/ssl_request_log \
"%t %h %{SSL_PROTOCOL}x %{SSL_CIPHER}x \"%r\" %b"
</VirtualHost>
</IfDefine>
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MyOtheHedgeFox wrote:snip
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prozacelf wrote:Why do demons speak in half-assed Middle English?
pratamawirya wrote:long post myo strikes again
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cerebovssquire wrote:The Canterbury Tales is one of these books that strings you along by providing you with (medieval and very short) sex scences in regular intervals, which seems to be a good marketing strategy considering A Song of Ice and Fire's sucess
(I actually like Chaucer, but that's the kind of thing you never say aloud in a classroom setting)
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Hirsch I wrote:Also,are you calling me a power-gamer? this is highly offensive! now excuse me, I have to go back to my GrBe game, that I savescummed until trog gave me a Vampiric +9 claymore.
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Hirsch I wrote:Also,are you calling me a power-gamer? this is highly offensive! now excuse me, I have to go back to my GrBe game, that I savescummed until trog gave me a Vampiric +9 claymore.
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cerebovssquire wrote:in my favourite cafe they have a big poster that looks really cool and says that they have "uncensored literature" and i want to ask them about it, but i'm afraid instead of radical life-changing ideas i'll get some really weird porn, not that they're mutually exclusive i guess
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minmay wrote:a long time ago when i was like 15 i had a dream that willy wonka introduced me to a statue of a woman, then left us alone for a while. the statue could talk, so we talked for a while, and we really liked each other, and eventually the statue and me fell in love, and we wanted to have sex, but we couldn’t because she was a statue and couldn’t move. so that made us sad. but it was just as well anyway since i was below the age of consent when i had that dream, so it technically would have been statuetory rape
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duvessa wrote:minmay wrote:a long time ago when i was like 15 i had a dream that willy wonka introduced me to a statue of a woman, then left us alone for a while. the statue could talk, so we talked for a while, and we really liked each other, and eventually the statue and me fell in love, and we wanted to have sex, but we couldn’t because she was a statue and couldn’t move. so that made us sad. but it was just as well anyway since i was below the age of consent when i had that dream, so it technically would have been statuetory rape
Hirsch I wrote:Also,are you calling me a power-gamer? this is highly offensive! now excuse me, I have to go back to my GrBe game, that I savescummed until trog gave me a Vampiric +9 claymore.
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