Race idea: flesh golem


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Post Friday, 5th April 2013, 20:58

Race idea: flesh golem

Yes, I know it's crazy, but I was considering that there could be a race that is the opposite of a Deep Dwarf. Since we can do damage shaving, maybe we can do damage deepening too.

with that in mind, i present my idea for flesh golems. Flesh golems are living humanoids made from amorphous pink goop. Taking damage also rends the goop, and adds two points of damage. Thankfully, they heal back damage crazy fast, and the flesh immediately begins to meld itself magically together.

As long as we're talking opposites, I'd also like to propose a race that is opposite a spriggan: The treant. It's basically permanent tree form.

We could also have a race that is the opposite of a felid. The Doglid would basically be a felid that only has one life of about 12 years, and is always friendly toward humans and orcs. Comes with the apportation spell built in and renamed "Fetch!"

I'm still unsure what the opposite of the other races are. Perhaps the opposite of a troll is a moderator?

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Post Friday, 5th April 2013, 22:05

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Species - Opposite Species

Human - Alien
High Elf - Rehabilitation Elf
Deep Elf - Shallow Elf
Sludge Elf - Pristine Elf
Deep Dwarf - Shallow Dwarf
Hill Orc - Bay Watcher Orc
Merfolk - Landfolk
Halfling - Doubling
Kobold - Kobnew
Vampire - Twilight Vampire
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Post Saturday, 6th April 2013, 00:57

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IronJelly wrote:with that in mind, i present my idea for flesh golems. Flesh golems are living humanoids made from amorphous pink goop. Taking damage also rends the goop, and adds two points of damage. Thankfully, they heal back damage crazy fast, and the flesh immediately begins to meld itself magically together.

As long as we're talking opposites, I'd also like to propose a race that is opposite a spriggan: The treant. It's basically permanent tree form.


If I remember correctly there are implementations for both of these in the suggested races section thing.

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Post Saturday, 6th April 2013, 02:51

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I'm pretty sure the "wet t-shirt contestant" race would require some sort of super-tiles to really attract the demographic it wants.

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Post Saturday, 6th April 2013, 04:27

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Post Saturday, 6th April 2013, 09:14

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Tehdruid: the last three are just golden :D.
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Post Saturday, 6th April 2013, 20:23

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Foo Golem = a human-like thing made of foo.

This means a flesh golem would be a human-like thing made of flesh - which sounds rather like, you know, a human.

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Post Saturday, 6th April 2013, 20:26

Re: Race idea: flesh golem

new race: foo golem
has innate rFoo+++
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Post Saturday, 6th April 2013, 20:46

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Grimm wrote:new race: foo golem
has innate rFoo+++

New player race: Foo Golem Fighter
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Post Saturday, 6th April 2013, 21:55

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Grimm wrote:new race: foo golem
has innate rFoo+++

So rFlesh+++ in the OP's case?
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Post Sunday, 7th April 2013, 09:02

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No I mean a golem that is made of foo, actual foo, and cannot be harmed by foo. It fights the player by shooting a thin but potent stream of hot foo at him or her.
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Post Sunday, 7th April 2013, 14:08

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Grimm wrote:It fights the player by shooting a thin but potent stream of hot foo at him or her until s/he is foobar.

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Post Sunday, 7th April 2013, 15:16

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THANK YOU

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Post Tuesday, 9th April 2013, 17:32

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TehDruid wrote:
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Species - Opposite Species

Human - Alien
High Elf - Rehabilitation Elf
Deep Elf - Shallow Elf
Sludge Elf - Pristine Elf
Deep Dwarf - Shallow Dwarf
Hill Orc - Bay Watcher Orc
Merfolk - Landfolk
Halfling - Doubling
Kobold - Kobnew
Vampire - Twilight Vampire
Mummy - Wet T-shirt Contestant



Very nice. i can see this for next year's April 1st build. You could abbreviate Wet T-Shirt contestant as DD.
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Post Wednesday, 10th April 2013, 01:19

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next year's april fools will be mountain dwarves
you read it here first

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Grimm wrote:next year's april fools will be mountain dwarves
you read it here first

When you select them from the species list, you'll randomly be assigned Minotaur or Hill Orc.

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Post Thursday, 11th April 2013, 12:10

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Grimm wrote:No I mean a golem that is made of foo, actual foo, and cannot be harmed by foo. It fights the player by shooting a thin but potent stream of hot foo at him or her.


I love hot foo.

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Post Thursday, 11th April 2013, 12:13

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It's an important part of a nutritious breakfast.
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Post Thursday, 11th April 2013, 12:35

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I think I might open a Foo Bar next to Yiuf.
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Post Thursday, 11th April 2013, 13:40

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Foo is very good with currants
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Post Thursday, 11th April 2013, 15:48

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I was trying to think of a joke but my Foo Fu wasn't up to scratch.

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Post Thursday, 11th April 2013, 16:09

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At least you didn't upset anyone's frou-frou sensibilities doing so.
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Post Thursday, 11th April 2013, 16:59

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Post Friday, 12th April 2013, 04:21

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