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chat invasions
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Monday, 1st April 2013, 01:38by drag0n
Every now and again like five or twenty people appear all at once in my chat box, clearly in the middle of an ongoing conversation. Where are these people chatting before they drop in? Is it the crawl irc channel or are there others?
Re: chat invasions
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Monday, 1st April 2013, 04:40by vengefulcarrot
Hi.
Re: chat invasions
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Monday, 1st April 2013, 04:42by Cheibrodos
It happens.
Re: chat invasions
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Monday, 1st April 2013, 04:42by Arrhythmia
Hey VC. So as I was saying, I still think that just walking away is the better choice when being constricted, but I see where you're coming from.
Re: chat invasions
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Monday, 1st April 2013, 04:44by vengefulcarrot
Arrhythmia wrote:Hey VC. So as I was saying, I still think that just walking away is the better choice when being constricted, but I see where you're coming from.
Sometimes when you have an axe and aren't a hiro you should just go for broke
Re: chat invasions
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Monday, 1st April 2013, 04:45by Tolias
It's because you are a drag0n.
Re: chat invasions
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Monday, 1st April 2013, 04:50by ProvTheAverage
...So, despite what most people think, Q-tips don't actually help remove excess ear wax, but instead cram them deep into the canals...
Re: chat invasions
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Monday, 1st April 2013, 04:52by Cheibrodos
ProvTheAverage wrote:...So, despite what most people think, Q-tips don't actually help remove excess ear wax, but instead cram them deep into the canals...
Hydrogen peroxide, my friend.
Re: chat invasions
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Monday, 1st April 2013, 04:54by HilariousDeathArtist
Oh man I could really go for a taco.
Re: chat invasions
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Monday, 1st April 2013, 04:55by Arrhythmia
Wouldn't the bubbles tickle something fierce?
Re: chat invasions
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Monday, 1st April 2013, 05:01by magicpoints
vengefulcarrot wrote:Arrhythmia wrote:Hey VC. So as I was saying, I still think that just walking away is the better choice when being constricted, but I see where you're coming from.
Sometimes when you have an axe and aren't a hiro you should just go for broke
Well, if you don't take to take on Lamia, where else are you going to find a barding, and a branded one at that?
Re: chat invasions
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Monday, 1st April 2013, 05:03by cursednobleman
Bubbles arrhy? Is that one of your kinks?
Turn Offs: talking to CN on crawl.
Turn Ons: Getting Ears tickled with bubbles.
Re: chat invasions
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Monday, 1st April 2013, 05:03by NOPE
NOPE
Re: chat invasions
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Monday, 1st April 2013, 05:04by Arrhythmia
NOPE already fielded it for me, though your concern is appreciated.
Re: chat invasions
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Monday, 1st April 2013, 05:05by Wahaha
When you get that many spectators you have to entertain, please the crowd, and I will give you a secret tip: raise dex.
Re: chat invasions
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Monday, 1st April 2013, 05:06by Arrhythmia
Wahaha wrote:When you get that many spectators you have to entertain, please the crowd, and I will give you a secret tip: raise dex.
Listen to this kid. You wouldn't want to die by slipping on a banana peel would you?
Re: chat invasions
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Monday, 1st April 2013, 05:18by vengefulcarrot
Wahaha wrote:When you get that many spectators you have to entertain, please the crowd, and I will give you a secret tip: raise dex.
It is a great honour to have you posting in this thread Mr. Wahaha. Take it from me, this man has changed me for the better. He is somewhat of a martyr. When I watched his game he revealed the marvellous truth that dex is better than sex. I, to this date, worship this man like a father as he has enlightened me. No longer will I raise strength to wear cheap ass heavy armour. No longer will I raise int for spells that are just plain boring. From now till the end of time I will pump that dex till I dodge the furies of hell itself. When that day comes I guarantee you crawl would never be the same again. "I will reach the stars with my dex, the ignorant man will never have enough of it to reach my greatness" - Wahaha
Re: chat invasions
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Monday, 1st April 2013, 05:20by vengefulcarrot
except he's not really dead.
Re: chat invasions
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Monday, 1st April 2013, 05:21by vengefulcarrot
cause he raised his dex
Re: chat invasions
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Monday, 1st April 2013, 05:24by cursednobleman
vengefulcarrot wrote:Wahaha wrote:When you get that many spectators you have to entertain, please the crowd, and I will give you a secret tip: raise dex.
It is a great honour to have you posting in this thread Mr. Wahaha. Take it from me, this man has changed me for the better. He is somewhat of a martyr. When I watched his game he revealed the marvellous truth that dex is better than sex. I, to this date, worship this man like a father as he has enlightened me. No longer will I raise strength to wear cheap ass heavy armour. No longer will I raise int for spells that are just plain boring. From now till the end of time I will pump that dex till I dodge the furies of hell itself. When that day comes I guarantee you crawl would never be the same again. "I will reach the stars with my dex, the ignorant man will never have enough of it to reach my greatness" - Wahaha
When VC says Dex before sex, remember to use protection. Otherwise you're the one that gets f***ed.
Re: chat invasions
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Monday, 1st April 2013, 06:14by drag0n
I hate you guys... I hate you so very much...
Re: chat invasions
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Monday, 1st April 2013, 17:51by Jackie Wang
cursednobleman wrote:When VC says Dex before sex, remember to use protection. Otherwise you're the one that gets f***ed.
It's funny you should mention sex...
http://i.imgur.com/HvNpsRV.png
Re: chat invasions
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Monday, 1st April 2013, 19:16by ZipZipskins
Well this was all a spectacular waste of time
Re: chat invasions
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Monday, 1st April 2013, 19:25by tcjsavannah
minmay wrote:for the record i was the first person to use "stone giant" as a euphemism for penis
Braggart.
Re: chat invasions
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Tuesday, 2nd April 2013, 02:46by vengefulcarrot
Jackie Wang wrote:cursednobleman wrote:When VC says Dex before sex, remember to use protection. Otherwise you're the one that gets f***ed.
It's funny you should mention sex...
http://i.imgur.com/HvNpsRV.png
lol poor cursednobleman
Re: chat invasions
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Wednesday, 3rd April 2013, 10:54by cerebovssquire
"hit it, then quit it" accurately describes all of my tiles games though
Re: chat invasions
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Wednesday, 3rd April 2013, 14:06by Grimm
cerebovssquire wrote:"hit it, then quit it" accurately describes all of my tiles games though
Re: chat invasions
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Wednesday, 3rd April 2013, 19:07by MyOtheHedgeFox
0.o
Guys, this is the second time I wanted to use a Rageface in a forum post.
Either I am getting tired of this bull[cutout] people usually do in The Corner, or you are getting more sophisticatedly weirder than me with each forum topic.
Re: chat invasions
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Wednesday, 3rd April 2013, 19:52by Grimm
What's Russian for "chillax"?
Re: chat invasions
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Wednesday, 3rd April 2013, 20:02by Jabberwocky
охладитерасслабься?
Re: chat invasions
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Wednesday, 3rd April 2013, 20:04by MyOtheHedgeFox
I seriously want to say something along the lines of "oral sexual intercourse" and sell it to you as a translation for that phrase, just to see you get annoyed.
Re: chat invasions
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Wednesday, 3rd April 2013, 20:05by Grimm
You annoy me? It is to chortle.
Re: chat invasions
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Wednesday, 3rd April 2013, 20:06by Jabberwocky
According to my Russian to French dictionary that's chill and relax mashed together. Is it somewhere in the vicinity of correct?
Re: chat invasions
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Wednesday, 3rd April 2013, 20:10by MyOtheHedgeFox
More like "остынься".
Re: chat invasions
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Thursday, 4th April 2013, 18:23by cerebovssquire
I seriously want to say something along the lines of "oral sexual intercourse" and sell it to you as a translation for that phrase, just to see you get annoyed.
us whippersnappers use "chillax" and "suck a dick" interchangeably, this might not do as much as you expect
Re: chat invasions
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Thursday, 4th April 2013, 18:48by Confidence Interval
cerebovssquire wrote:us whippersnappers use "chillax" and "suck a dick" interchangeably, this might not do as much as you expect
Nothing new there. Even back in the day, "give a blowjob" and "take five" meant almost the same thing. And if someone told you to "make like Linda Lovelace" you were never quite certain they had in mind.
Re: chat invasions
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Friday, 5th April 2013, 00:52by Grimm
And recall the Brontës's frequent nigh synonymous use of "fellate" and "repose".
Re: chat invasions
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Friday, 5th April 2013, 05:22by Grimm
Some trace the source of the trope to Catullus' sugō et quiēscō - "I suck and I rest."
Re: chat invasions
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Friday, 5th April 2013, 07:51by Confidence Interval
That certainly helps make sense of this description on the wiki (though I though the latter part would relate to a succubus more than anything):
Vampire mosquito - Pesky undead insects that suck the unwary dry
