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Post Thursday, 21st March 2013, 04:21

Ur're mom jokes

i love jokes, especially ur're mom jokes. here is one of my favs b/c it is also crawl related

yo mamma so fat she needed to enchant two dragon hides

its a great joke because even a ogre has just one hide to make it fit, so ur're mom is bigger that a ogre lol

everyone tell mom jokes
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Post Thursday, 21st March 2013, 04:22

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yo mamma so fat she ate a honeycomb and was still nearly starving
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you mamma is so fatm she turns into a hungry ghost hwen she dies
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Post Thursday, 21st March 2013, 04:27

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yo mamma so fat she occupy nine tiles
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yo mamma is so fat a giant butterfly is like, just a regular butterfly
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Post Thursday, 21st March 2013, 04:36

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yo mamma is so fat she can't retreat to any corridor

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Post Thursday, 21st March 2013, 04:42

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yo momma so fat she tramples elephants

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yo momma so old, she used to babysit ancient liches
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Post Thursday, 21st March 2013, 05:39

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yo momma so fat, constrictors get lost in her flab

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Post Thursday, 21st March 2013, 07:18

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yo mamma so fat she look like this in console: @@@

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yo momma so ugly she visited the lair of beasts and nobody noticed

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Post Thursday, 21st March 2013, 09:34

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yo momma so ugly nobody ever volunteered to draw her tile
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Post Thursday, 21st March 2013, 09:41

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yo momma so ugly rupert cast berserk just to run away from her

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yo momma so ugly cigutovi's was actually an improvement
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yo momma so ugly enemies cast invisibility on her

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yo momma so skanky that even the spider god's spider rape mechanics seem chaste.

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yo momma so poor she don't even enter bazaars.

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yo momma so fat she can't get shafted.

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yo momma so stupid she writes guides in DC wiki.
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Post Thursday, 21st March 2013, 15:04

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yo momma so stupid she believes everything mageykun and XuaXua say

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Post Thursday, 21st March 2013, 15:21

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yo momma so fat, when she swims in shoals:5 the tide rises on shoals:1

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yo momma so fat xom thinks it's hilarous

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Post Thursday, 21st March 2013, 15:30

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yo momma so ugly tentacled monstrosities constrict themselves
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Post Thursday, 21st March 2013, 15:48

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Ur Mother is so virile and fecund, she mothered many people around you as well!
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Post Thursday, 21st March 2013, 15:51

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Your mother is so gullible, she believes KoboldLord will thank her if she donates a thousand dollars to the developers.
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Post Thursday, 21st March 2013, 16:06

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In Soviet Russia, the dozens play you.

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Post Thursday, 21st March 2013, 17:19

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Grimm wrote:In Soviet Russia, the dozens play you.


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Post Thursday, 21st March 2013, 17:20

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yo momma so ugly, mnoleg turned her down for the prom
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Post Thursday, 21st March 2013, 17:32

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minmay wrote:yo mammas so ugly, shes uglier than a very ugly thing


yo momma and the white ugly things is totally gonna be my 0.12 clan's name
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yo momma so ugly at very high power XXX can summon her

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Yo momma so dumb, she thought a stone giant was just a hill giant with a bong.

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Yo momma so fat, she calls large rocks "regular rocks"

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Post Thursday, 21st March 2013, 19:09

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yo momma so fat she need to lie down to read scrolls

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Post Thursday, 21st March 2013, 19:59

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Yo momma so fat because every time Crawl says she's "Hungry" she orders takeout.

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Post Thursday, 21st March 2013, 20:04

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yo momma so fat she need to e[v]oke reaching to touch her toes

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yo momma so nasty her gynecologist needs an amulet of resist corrosion

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Post Thursday, 21st March 2013, 20:08

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Yo momma so rotten even ghouls don't eat her chunks.

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yo momma so nasty fedhas blessed her underarms

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Post Thursday, 21st March 2013, 20:12

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Yo momma such a slut, her pussy is the dungeon.

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Post Thursday, 21st March 2013, 20:14

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yo momma so fat she gets another 26 inventory slots by lifting up her rolls

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yo momma so gluttinous she makes jiyva look anorexic
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