Ur're mom jokes

[twelwe]

yo mamma so fat the tile artist used a 3x3 brush

[and into]

yo momma so fat xom thinks it's hilarous

Yo momma so fat that Xom stopped laughing and, expressing sincere concern for her health, recommended that she consult a health care professional.

[and into]

Donald hates your mom.... The most.

[and into]

Yo momma so fat she rolled over the boulder beetle.

[and into]

Your fat is so mom.... It reproduces copiously.

[twelwe]

yo mamma so fat she has gravitational pull on the shoals tide

[Grimm]

yo momma so lame she necropost CYC threads

[TwilightPhoenix]

You call upon the dead to rise...

Yo momma is walking!

[Mankeli]

Yo momma so fat she can't get imprisoned.

Yo momma so unclean even recite don't work.

[Mankeli]

Yo momma so stupid she can't be pacified.

You momma so lame she don't dig dark maul.

[Grimm]

yo momma so ugly she a hell effect

[variouselite]

yo momma so against roguelikes she told you to get a job. (awww snap..)

[MDvedh]

Yo momma so dumb she can't open doors

[wheals]

Yo momma so dumb she can't open doors

Yo momma so dumb she tries to close doors she's standing in.

[Grandiloquent Gentleman]

Yo momma so fat, she trample stone giants.

Level 9 Summoning/Poison/Hexes/Necromancy spell: Summon yo momma. Capable of singlehandedly destroying whole ziggurat floors.
...

Cast which spell?
You open a gate to your house.
Yo momma appears in a puff of smoke!
You feel like throwing up.

...

Yo momma

The fattest and ugliest creature you have ever seen. She even makes Nergelle look beautiful.

She is huge.
She looks extremely dangerous.
She can barely move.
She is immune to hostile enchantments.
She is very resistant to cold.
She is vulnerable to soap.
She is vulnerable to silver and hated by Zin.

She possesses the Following abilities:
Mass mephetic cloud.
Mass confusion.
Dischord.
Cause fear.
Miasma breath.
Shatter.

[twelwe]

yo momma so fat even dithmenos couldn`t increase her stealth level

[twelwe]

yo momma octopode so fat she equip eight centaur bardings

[nicolae]

you did that one already! this is unconscionable

you mamma so fat she equips centaur bardings in her ring slots

edit: and on that note, yo mamma so fat she's lucky she can't use the ring of hunger

[tedric]

Yo mama so fat, titanic slime creatures try to merge with her

(edit: rewritten)

[Hopeless]

Yo momma is the best part about escaping with the orb...

[tedric]

Yo mama so fat, even after the elimination of item weight she's still overloaded

[tedric]

Yo mama so ugly, the first thing Iashol/Ru asks her to sacrifice is her face

[tedric]

Yo mama so fat, she eats by casting Portal Projectile on her food

[aegis]

You call upon the dead to rise...

Yo momma is walking!

You call upon the dead to rise...
Yo momma is roling!

[cerebovssquire]

Demetrius: "Villain, what hast thou done?"
Aaron: "That which thou canst not undo."
Chiron: "Thou hast undone our mother."
Aaron: "Villain, I have done thy mother."

[twelwe]

yo momma so ugly the orb shrieked when it saw her

[twelwe]

You`re mom is so fat, ru doesn`t accept sacrifice nimbleness

[Dingbat]

Yo momma so fat, her flatulence is the reason Dithmenos hates fire.

[TeshiAlair]

yo momma so fat even Ru can't throw her

[carbonbasedlifeform]

yo momma so fat even Ru can't throw her

You know why they introduced hunger attack to Death Cobs? No? Cause yo momma so fat...

[HardboiledGargoyle]

yo momma so fat she can't even kneel at an altar

yo momma eats so much she only buys food shops from Gozag

yo momma so big she blocks LOS

yo momma so annoying Ash asked her to shackle her mouth

yo momma so old the world ended outside

yo momma so ugly that ghost moths look away

yo momma so ugly she made an ancient zyme sick

yo momma so dim Darkness doesn't do anything

yo momma so out of touch she expects good GDD proposals to get implemented

yo momma so bored she reads pointless CYC threads

yo momma grinds so much she makes Piginabag look like a speedrunner

yo momma so manly she plays roguelikes, and I don't mean just Dredmor, and prefers console

yo momma so politically correct she gets offended about mermaid sirens

yo momma so weak even robes encumber her

yo momma so huge that dragon form improves her EV

[Dungeoneer]

yo momma is so fat the orb chamber was built around her.

[ZoFy]

Yo momma so stupid magic dart makes her starve.
Yo momma so ugly she terrifies even Gloorx.
Yo momma so fat she falls through dungeon floor.

[HardboiledGargoyle]

[mod edit]
yo momma so gross she inspired meatsprint

yo momma got banished trying to apport pizza

yo momma so unfunny the only thank she ever received on tavern is an ironic one from duvessa

yo momma so saggy she cross-trains her breasts to keep them from flapping

yo momma so hungry she eats her own wandering mushrooms and never makes oklobs

yo momma so horny she casts sticks to snakes with no enemies nearby

yo momma so desperate she agreed to pay a deep elf's 3000+ gold service fee

yo momma so obese Sif Muna only gives her books on dieting

yo momma so unpredictable she made Xom feel intimidated

yo momma so lazy she got excommunicated by Vehumet

yo momma so dead, I took her sammich away and still she couldn't berserk

[duvessa]

yo momma sucked so much coc that it melted