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Post Thursday, 21st March 2013, 20:18

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So; a kobold, an orc, and a hobgoblin walk into a bar ...

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Post Thursday, 21st March 2013, 20:30

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mumra wrote:So; a kobold, an orc, and a hobgoblin walk into a bar ...


did the bartender remember to say hello to yo momma and her sisters

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Post Thursday, 21st March 2013, 22:12

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Your momma's so ugly, I casted Summon Ugly Things at max spell power and she appeared.
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Post Thursday, 21st March 2013, 22:38

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i already made that one with XXX!

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Post Friday, 22nd March 2013, 01:12

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yo momma so bad at crawl she die before the download finish

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Post Friday, 22nd March 2013, 01:25

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yo momma so ugly she uses porkalator to make friends

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Post Friday, 22nd March 2013, 01:27

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yo momma so fat, they cast porkalator on her, she get thinner

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Post Friday, 22nd March 2013, 01:35

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yo momma so ugly mara's illusions refuse to look like her

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Post Friday, 22nd March 2013, 01:43

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yo momma's GDD proposals so bad they make ebarrett insult himself

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Post Friday, 22nd March 2013, 01:54

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yo momma so fat that disintegrating her fills the whole floor with chunks
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Post Friday, 22nd March 2013, 02:12

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yo momma so unpopular zot won't let her in without sixteen runes

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Post Friday, 22nd March 2013, 02:13

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yo momma so fat and dumb she saw orcish idols and thought they were colonel sanders

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Post Friday, 22nd March 2013, 02:23

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yo momma so dumb she think dpeg where you hang yo coat
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Post Friday, 22nd March 2013, 02:34

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yo momma so nasty she has t4 foul stench
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Post Friday, 22nd March 2013, 02:53

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you mamma so fat she equips centaur bardings in her ring slots

edit: and on that note, yo mamma so fat she's lucky she can't use the ring of hunger
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Post Friday, 22nd March 2013, 02:53

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yo mamma so fat they're all useless scrolls
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Post Friday, 22nd March 2013, 02:56

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yo mamma so fat deep water is like shallow water
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Post Friday, 22nd March 2013, 02:59

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yo mamma so fat she took dpegs pizza slice idea seriously
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Post Friday, 22nd March 2013, 03:00

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yo mamma so fat she fought fedhas over a banana once, and won
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Post Friday, 22nd March 2013, 03:04

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yo mamma so fat even chei thinks she moves way too slowly
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Post Friday, 22nd March 2013, 03:31

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Your momma's so ugly, Ashenzari went blind while scrying her.
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Post Friday, 22nd March 2013, 03:46

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yo momma so unpopular nobody came after her on her orb run

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Post Friday, 22nd March 2013, 04:24

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Yo momma so fat, jokes about her need two pages.
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Post Friday, 22nd March 2013, 17:08

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Your mother is so hesitant to be fast that nobody wants to be Slouched by her.
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Post Friday, 22nd March 2013, 18:02

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what

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Post Friday, 22nd March 2013, 20:47

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yo momma so slutty, three merfolk impalers will get it on with an orc knight and a queen ant to be like her.
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Post Friday, 22nd March 2013, 22:11

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Stormfox wrote:yo momma so slutty, three merfolk impalers will get it on with an orc knight and a queen ant to be like her.


if this joke was any more reaching it'd be a polearm

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Post Friday, 22nd March 2013, 22:16

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yo momma so stupid brain worms feel dopey when they feed on her.

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Post Friday, 22nd March 2013, 23:19

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adozu wrote:yo momma so dumb, when brain worms feed on her, her INT go up

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Post Saturday, 23rd March 2013, 00:02

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Yo mamma's so rude, she gets red glow when she casts haste.

(cuz she's got no charms!)

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Post Saturday, 23rd March 2013, 00:43

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Yo momma so stupid, she must've eaten the rune.
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Post Saturday, 23rd March 2013, 00:59

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Your momma's so hairy, she gets the randart descriptor "distressingly furry".
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Post Saturday, 23rd March 2013, 01:07

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yo momma so slow chei worship her

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Post Saturday, 23rd March 2013, 02:55

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yo momma so slutty that slime creatures, orbs of fire, neqoxecs, and other weird stuff mesmerize her

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Post Saturday, 23rd March 2013, 07:36

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yo momma so gluttonous she got a medical bracelet say "STARVING"

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Post Saturday, 23rd March 2013, 12:13

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yo momma so fat she casts "iceberg" insted of condensation shield.
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Post Saturday, 23rd March 2013, 17:46

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yo momma so dumb zin doesn't mind if you eat her
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Post Saturday, 23rd March 2013, 20:37

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yo momma su ugly she got banished back from abyss

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Post Sunday, 24th March 2013, 03:14

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Yo momma's so fat that the slimes think she's Jiyva.
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Post Sunday, 24th March 2013, 04:10

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yo mamma is so fat she has a natural evasion penalty, and people complain on internet message boards about it
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Post Monday, 25th March 2013, 21:34

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Yo momma is so hated not even pratamawirya would give her post a "Thanks".
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Post Monday, 25th March 2013, 22:52

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Yo momma so freaky, she likes it when Pikel is spawned with a whip of electrocution
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Post Tuesday, 26th March 2013, 05:51

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TwilightPhoenix wrote:Yo momma is so hated not even pratamawirya would give her post a "Thanks".

You clearly are rating her not too low.
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Post Tuesday, 26th March 2013, 06:55

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yo momma so soviet russian, she insult me
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Post Tuesday, 26th March 2013, 14:06

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Grimm wrote:she insult me

Shit we all do that.
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Post Tuesday, 26th March 2013, 14:51

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yo momma so strange even minmay doesn't dream of her
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Post Tuesday, 26th March 2013, 14:54

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Yo momma is so slow she hit the turn limit without playing a mummy.
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Post Tuesday, 26th March 2013, 16:46

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in soviet russia, yo momma is a svelte, clever and attractive lady

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Post Tuesday, 26th March 2013, 16:50

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Grimm wrote:she insult me

Shit we all do that.

hey yo CI, yo momma so scottish, someone put english on a cue ball, she curtsey and surrender
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