Pitting Duvessa against Dowan


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Post Thursday, 28th February 2013, 03:41

Pitting Duvessa against Dowan

I just used a Wand of Enslavement to have Duvessa kill Dowan. I thought I would feel clever if it worked, but ultimately it just made me feel like a horrible person.

Interesting to see her kill him, then rage about it (and kill some jellies and a phantom for me). I took her out after the rage and enslavement wore off and she was exhausted.

But yeah. I just feel terrible.

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Post Thursday, 28th February 2013, 04:24

Re: Pitting Duvessa against Dowan

I bet you didn't even get nauseous after you ate their chunks.
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Post Thursday, 28th February 2013, 12:55

Re: Pitting Duvessa against Dowan

What you did may not have made you feel good but it was the correct thing to do. The way those two are with each other is... wrong. It's just not natural.

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Post Thursday, 28th February 2013, 14:21

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The odd thing is I did the same thing (with the spell) a few weeks ago, and also had an unexpected twinge of guilt. As abstract as crawl is, I'm amazed at the occasional application of concrete, real-life principles my mind insists on.
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Post Thursday, 28th February 2013, 15:09

Re: Pitting Duvessa against Dowan

You whippersnappers have got to toughen up. THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL YOU.
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Post Thursday, 28th February 2013, 16:40

Re: Pitting Duvessa against Dowan

He's right, it's a jungle out there: not simply man against man but human/kobold/ghoul/etc. against perverted incestuous elf siblings!
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Post Thursday, 28th February 2013, 22:34

Re: Pitting Duvessa against Dowan

Confidence Interval wrote:He's right, it's a jungle out there: not simply man against man but human/kobold/ghoul/etc. against perverted incestuous elf siblings!


Take a stand against incest- use Polymorph! A sure-fire method of adding genetic diversity to stagnant relationships!
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Post Friday, 1st March 2013, 01:04

Re: Pitting Duvessa against Dowan

I pacified one of them today, and to my surprise the other turned neutral without being pacified.

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Post Friday, 1st March 2013, 01:48

Re: Pitting Duvessa against Dowan

Whelk wrote:I just used a Wand of Enslavement to have Duvessa kill Dowan. I thought I would feel clever if it worked, but ultimately it just made me feel like a horrible person.

Interesting to see her kill him, then rage about it (and kill some jellies and a phantom for me). I took her out after the rage and enslavement wore off and she was exhausted.

But yeah. I just feel terrible.


Pft, I bet you've never even given a second thought to mowing down orcs and gnolls by the tribeful!

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Post Friday, 1st March 2013, 03:52

Re: Pitting Duvessa against Dowan

Are you accusing Whelk of racialism?

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Post Friday, 1st March 2013, 04:35

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Grimm wrote:Are you accusing Whelk of racialism?


I'm just sayin' I ain't ever seen anybody get sad for making the ugly species kill their own kind. That's all I'm sayin'.

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Post Friday, 1st March 2013, 06:22

Re: Pitting Duvessa against Dowan

I say we lynch us a few elves.
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Post Friday, 1st March 2013, 09:29

Re: Pitting Duvessa against Dowan

Speciesist.

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Post Friday, 1st March 2013, 09:34

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Have you ever smelled an elf?
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Post Friday, 1st March 2013, 09:41

Re: Pitting Duvessa against Dowan

The stink coming off the dwarves always obscures the elves' odour.

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Post Friday, 1st March 2013, 09:46

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Yeah let's get rid of them too.

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Post Friday, 1st March 2013, 10:05

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Grimm wrote:Yeah let's get rid of them too.

OOPS I FORGOT

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Post Friday, 1st March 2013, 12:01

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Grimm wrote:I say we lynch us a few elves.


well

that's not going to solve things either
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Post Friday, 1st March 2013, 15:07

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We really need a Keebler Elf mob that drops delicious cookies instead of corpses.
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Post Friday, 1st March 2013, 15:51

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I had never heard of Keebler nor its elves until you posted.

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Post Friday, 1st March 2013, 17:39

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Innocence: shattered.
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Post Friday, 1st March 2013, 19:11

Re: Pitting Duvessa against Dowan

I'll never be the same again.

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Post Friday, 1st March 2013, 19:15

Re: Pitting Duvessa against Dowan

That's banally true though.
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Post Friday, 1st March 2013, 19:37

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Post Friday, 1st March 2013, 19:47

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looks overpowered

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Post Friday, 1st March 2013, 20:07

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The keebler elf throws a chocolate chip cookie.
The chocolate chip cookie hits you!
You have died ...
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Post Friday, 1st March 2013, 20:14

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tcjsavannah wrote:The keebler elf throws a chocolate chip cookie.
The chocolate chip cookie hits you!
You have died ...


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Post Friday, 1st March 2013, 20:37

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Xom quietly cashes his product placement fee cheque.
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Post Friday, 1st March 2013, 20:47

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The chocolate chip cookie hits you!
You have died ...


Xom roars with laughter!

I find this insensitive towards people with diabetes. :P
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Post Monday, 4th March 2013, 15:45

Re: Pitting Duvessa against Dowan

But killing thousands of innocent quokka by yourself isn't insensitive to those poor quokka, all ready traumatized from quokka socca'?
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Post Wednesday, 6th March 2013, 21:03

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Confidence Interval wrote:He's right, it's a jungle out there: not simply man against man but human/kobold/ghoul/etc. against perverted incestuous elf siblings!

As someone well versed in greek myths, I consider incest to be par for the course.
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Post Wednesday, 6th March 2013, 21:04

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khalil wrote:I consider incest to be par for the course.

I am relieved that I am not your sister, in that case.

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Post Wednesday, 6th March 2013, 22:31

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Confidence Interval wrote:
khalil wrote:I consider incest to be par for the course.

I am relieved that I am not your sister, in that case.

Greeks were not that concerned with gender. I'd be relieved you're not his sibling. Or parent. Or nearby animal.
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Post Thursday, 7th March 2013, 02:01

Re: Pitting Duvessa against Dowan

Or inanimate object even.
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Post Thursday, 7th March 2013, 02:12

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This living being is cute/pleasing to the eye, therefore I shouldn't kill, butcher, and consume it like I do with literally everything else
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Post Thursday, 7th March 2013, 05:46

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rebthor wrote:
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khalil wrote:I consider incest to be par for the course.

I am relieved that I am not your sister, in that case.

Greeks were not that concerned with gender. I'd be relieved you're not his sibling. Or parent. Or nearby animal.

Gather round kids, it's time for the story about how Zeus descended on a woman in the form of a golden shower.

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Post Thursday, 7th March 2013, 06:28

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I saw the movie.
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Post Thursday, 7th March 2013, 10:12

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Me too, I thInk: dude in the one I saw didn't look much like Zeus.
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Post Thursday, 7th March 2013, 15:34

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More like R. Kelley.
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Post Thursday, 7th March 2013, 16:35

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new unique, with a very special attack
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Post Thursday, 7th March 2013, 16:44

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The yellow laser beam hits you!
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Post Thursday, 7th March 2013, 16:54

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njvack wrote:The yellow laser beam hits you!

You feel strangely aroused.
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Post Thursday, 7th March 2013, 17:04

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Lol! Has anyone seen that episode of the Boondocks with R.Kelly? :lol:

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Post Thursday, 7th March 2013, 20:07

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njvack wrote:The yellow laser beam hits you!

You feel strangely aroused.

I always assumed it was a liquid.

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Post Thursday, 7th March 2013, 20:13

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Time to replace the two t's in the thread title with two s's.

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Post Thursday, 7th March 2013, 20:25

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You guys are weird.
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Post Thursday, 7th March 2013, 20:46

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You only just realized that!?
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Post Thursday, 7th March 2013, 20:52

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MC Frontalot is always worth a listen for this topic.
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Post Thursday, 7th March 2013, 20:53

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BlackSheep wrote:You guys are weird.

You don't like the Keebler elves?

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Post Thursday, 7th March 2013, 20:55

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Jabberwocky wrote:You only just realized that!?

Weird members should get special coloured names.
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