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If the Crawl Gods existed in RL...
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Tuesday, 5th February 2013, 18:17by PostmodernBrony
...Which one would you most want to get a beer/shoot the breeze with?
Chei and Nemelex seem like they'd be pretty awesome bros. Not sure i'd want to play M:TG against Nem, though.
Re: If the Crawl Gods existed in RL...
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Tuesday, 5th February 2013, 18:28by Stormfox
Jiyva can and will eat anything, so there wouldn't be any disputes over where we're going for dinner.
Re: If the Crawl Gods existed in RL...
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Tuesday, 5th February 2013, 23:57by Pereza0
Okawaru seems nice to have around
Everybody likes constant presents
Re: If the Crawl Gods existed in RL...
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Wednesday, 6th February 2013, 00:58by nicolae
Pereza0 wrote:Okawaru seems nice to have around
Everybody likes constant presents
"Thanks... for the sweater, Oka..." *holds up moth-bitten sweater in garish colors, winces, Okawaru smiles wide, now I have to wear this at the next family gathering*
Re: If the Crawl Gods existed in RL...
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Wednesday, 6th February 2013, 02:26by PostmodernBrony
Don't forget that it's a distortion-brand sweater. Y'know, just in case you ever felt like taking it off.
Re: If the Crawl Gods existed in RL...
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Thursday, 7th February 2013, 22:25by njvack
Re: If the Crawl Gods existed in RL...
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Friday, 8th February 2013, 17:20by CykusX
I think TSO would a pretty good light source in a dark place. Just sayin.
Re: If the Crawl Gods existed in RL...
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Friday, 8th February 2013, 19:50by Stormfox
Invite Kiku to a cookout. You'd never run out of meat to throw on the grill.
Re: If the Crawl Gods existed in RL...
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Friday, 8th February 2013, 21:12by Grimm
You could have a Kiku quokka cookout.
Re: If the Crawl Gods existed in RL...
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Friday, 8th February 2013, 21:31by Jabberwocky
Only in the lair.
Re: If the Crawl Gods existed in RL...
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Tuesday, 12th February 2013, 14:35by yandayixia
TROGGGGGGGGG for ALL CHINESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: If the Crawl Gods existed in RL...
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Wednesday, 13th February 2013, 17:28by BlackSheep
Today I would devote all my characters to Ashenzari.
Re: If the Crawl Gods existed in RL...
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Thursday, 14th February 2013, 07:51by yandayixia
Ashenzari would curse all his friends.....
"Yo bro! You *censored*censored*censored*censored*censored*"
And Xom would dress you in diapers, and Jiyva would threaten his/her boy/girl/jelly friend to die if he/she/it ever break up
Re: If the Crawl Gods existed in RL...
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Thursday, 14th February 2013, 18:34by PostmodernBrony
Ash is probably one of those anal-retentive types that gets really pissy whenever things change about the people he knows.
"what do you MEAN, you felt like wearing a different shirt? DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND MY SUFFERING, MORTAL?"
Inb4 cursing your items is the crawl equivalent of "dressing goth", too.
Re: If the Crawl Gods existed in RL...
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Thursday, 14th February 2013, 19:01by yandayixia
PostmodernBrony wrote:Ash is probably one of those anal-retentive types that gets really pissy whenever things change about the people he knows.
"what do you MEAN, you felt like wearing a different shirt? DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND MY SUFFERING, MORTAL?"
Inb4 cursing your items is the crawl equivalent of "dressing goth", too.
Yeah, that's for sure.
The law is:
1. Things go wrong/Not wrong at all
2. Ash is confused
3. Ash goes berserk
4. You hear some should-be-censored words.
5. You are cursed(BLESSED???) by Ash
Re: If the Crawl Gods existed in RL...
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Thursday, 21st February 2013, 21:48by Stormfox
Has anyone considered the possibility that since Ash has spent so much time bound and shackled, he's starting to LIKE it?
Re: If the Crawl Gods existed in RL...
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Friday, 22nd February 2013, 03:31by Grimm
I think Confidence Interval was talking about that recently.
Re: If the Crawl Gods existed in RL...
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Friday, 22nd February 2013, 08:01by Confidence Interval
Don't knock it if you haven't tried it.
