If the Crawl Gods existed in RL...

[PostmodernBrony]

...Which one would you most want to get a beer/shoot the breeze with?

Chei and Nemelex seem like they'd be pretty awesome bros. Not sure i'd want to play M:TG against Nem, though.

[Stormfox]

Jiyva can and will eat anything, so there wouldn't be any disputes over where we're going for dinner.

[Pereza0]

Okawaru seems nice to have around

Everybody likes constant presents

[nicolae]

Okawaru seems nice to have around

Everybody likes constant presents

"Thanks... for the sweater, Oka..." *holds up moth-bitten sweater in garish colors, winces, Okawaru smiles wide, now I have to wear this at the next family gathering*

[PostmodernBrony]

Don't forget that it's a distortion-brand sweater. Y'know, just in case you ever felt like taking it off.

[njvack]

http://www.miwiki.net/File:Stan_SMISE.jpg

[CykusX]

I think TSO would a pretty good light source in a dark place. Just sayin.

[Stormfox]

Invite Kiku to a cookout. You'd never run out of meat to throw on the grill.

[Grimm]

You could have a Kiku quokka cookout.

[Jabberwocky]

Only in the lair.

[yandayixia]

TROGGGGGGGGG for ALL CHINESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BlackSheep]

Today I would devote all my characters to Ashenzari.

[yandayixia]

Ashenzari would curse all his friends.....
"Yo bro! You *censored*censored*censored*censored*censored*"

And Xom would dress you in diapers, and Jiyva would threaten his/her boy/girl/jelly friend to die if he/she/it ever break up

[PostmodernBrony]

Ash is probably one of those anal-retentive types that gets really pissy whenever things change about the people he knows.

"what do you MEAN, you felt like wearing a different shirt? DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND MY SUFFERING, MORTAL?"

Inb4 cursing your items is the crawl equivalent of "dressing goth", too.

[yandayixia]

Ash is probably one of those anal-retentive types that gets really pissy whenever things change about the people he knows.

"what do you MEAN, you felt like wearing a different shirt? DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND MY SUFFERING, MORTAL?"

Inb4 cursing your items is the crawl equivalent of "dressing goth", too.

Yeah, that's for sure.

The law is:
1. Things go wrong/Not wrong at all
2. Ash is confused
3. Ash goes berserk
4. You hear some should-be-censored words.
5. You are cursed(BLESSED???) by Ash

[Stormfox]

Has anyone considered the possibility that since Ash has spent so much time bound and shackled, he's starting to LIKE it?

[Grimm]

I think Confidence Interval was talking about that recently.

[Confidence Interval]

Don't knock it if you haven't tried it.