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Re: Famous last words

PostPosted: Friday, 27th September 2013, 21:21
by Lafaros
"..."

- Just before being killed by Mennas.

PostPosted: Tuesday, 12th August 2014, 16:18
by Turukano
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The 17-headed hydra is severely wounded.
You slice one of the 17-headed hydra's heads off!
The 16-headed hydra grows two more! You slice the 18-headed hydra!!

This is from a game that just finished.

Sizzell wrote:<playername> the Carver (L14 HEBe), worshipper of Trog, slain by a 18-headed hydra on D:13, with 67708 points after 27540 turns and 0:53:11.

Re: Famous last words

PostPosted: Tuesday, 12th August 2014, 21:15
by magicpoints
"oops"

Re: Famous last words

PostPosted: Tuesday, 12th August 2014, 21:47
by Magipi
MrPlanck wrote:Xom is the best.

Re: Famous last words

PostPosted: Tuesday, 12th August 2014, 23:25
by cerealjynx
Hm, I'll just use Logonus Corrupt ability to get myself out of this sticky situation.

Re: Famous last words

PostPosted: Wednesday, 13th August 2014, 22:50
by Aule
"Please select your species."

PostPosted: Thursday, 14th August 2014, 09:19
by Turukano
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A sheep catches fire!
The sheep bleats in terror.
You hear mad divine giggling.
Found a shimmering altar of Xom.

Sequell wrote:<playername> the Thaumaturge (L8 DEWz of Vehumet), engulfed by a cloud of flame on D:6 (kb_xom_exploding_sheep) on 2014-08-14 06:50:09, with 1879 points after 8062 turns and 0:52:53.

Re: Famous last words

PostPosted: Sunday, 17th August 2014, 07:10
by Tiktacy
"What could possibly go wrong?"

PostPosted: Thursday, 21st August 2014, 15:46
by Turukano
Magipi wrote:I think you should have asked earlier.

(<playername> was asking for advice in the tavern.)

Sequell wrote:<playername> the Skullcrusher (L27 GrBe of Trog), blasted by Cerebov (great blast of fire) in Pandemonium (cerebov) on 2014-08-21 13:41:52, with 819364 points after 95229 turns and 10:53:29.

Re: Famous last words

PostPosted: Saturday, 23rd August 2014, 20:17
by duvessa
Tiktacy wrote:"What could possibly go wrong?"
Image

PostPosted: Wednesday, 27th August 2014, 07:01
by Turukano
I had some stupid deaths, so I worked on my rc-file. Now it looks like this:

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autofight_stop = 0

PostPosted: Friday, 29th August 2014, 09:25
by Turukano
<playername> wrote:I flew in a sea of ​​lava because I saw an area like rectangle in the middle of the lava


Sequell wrote:<playername> the Conqueror (L27 MiCK of The Shining One), took a swim in molten lava on Geh:6 on 2014-08-28 15:31:36, with 727322 points after 100235 turns and 9:49:04.

PostPosted: Sunday, 31st August 2014, 12:24
by Turukano
p

...when preparing to ditch Oka. Patashu already mentioned the danger of Oka's new wrath in this topic.

And that's from a recent game:

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117792 | Temple   | Fell from the grace of Okawaru
117792 | Temple   | Became a worshipper of the Shining One

Sequell wrote:<playername> the Minotaur Ballista (L27 MiFi of The Shining One), blasted by a titan (the air) (created by the fury of Okawaru) on Tomb:1 (tomb_1) on 2014-08-31 11:34:44, with 769595 points after 121531 turns and 1d+2:56:17.

Re: Famous last words

PostPosted: Sunday, 31st August 2014, 20:04
by Hirsch I
The -1 Chain Mail of the End {slay+6, Stlth+}
EDIT: wrong thread.
EDIT2: I died soon after, so it becomes the right thread.

PostPosted: Monday, 1st September 2014, 12:35
by Turukano
I had a look at the learndb again and noticed that it differentiates between famous last messages and famous last words while this topic mixes both.

One of my all-time favourites is still the following:

<playername> wrote: summon ice beast is so damn good
i'll kill cerebov with it to prove that

Gretell wrote:<playername> the Summoner (L11 HuSu), worshipper of Ashenzari, killed by miscasting Summon Ice Beast on Lair:1, with 7605 points after 18288 turns and 1:21:04.

PostPosted: Monday, 20th October 2014, 11:40
by Turukano
Lantea (CLAN) server down

??is clan down

Sequell wrote: 4 days, 5 hours, 3 minutes, 31 seconds since last activity (clan)

Ouch! That really hurts.
You die...


Edit, 2014-10-23

TZer0 (in another topic) wrote:Sorry for the wait, there are two things going on right now:

1. We are again checking for disk errors. We will be notifying Hetzner about the issues once we can.
2. Aleksi is transferring all control of the servers to me once this is done.

Hopefully, this will mean faster service-times and fewer issues in the future.

You rejoin the land of the living.

Re: Famous last words

PostPosted: Tuesday, 21st October 2014, 07:10
by MrRokkomies
"OOD monster/ghost! That thing is a LOT of XP if I kill it."

Re: Famous last words

PostPosted: Tuesday, 21st October 2014, 17:09
by TeshiAlair
Preemptive famous last words:

I can take it in melee, I have a lajatang!

(Just found a D2 lajatang of electrocution on a DECj. Death by overconfidence in 3, 2, 1...)

Re: Famous last words

PostPosted: Tuesday, 21st October 2014, 21:25
by duvessa
"I wonder if this jar would would fit in my ass."

Re: Famous last words

PostPosted: Tuesday, 21st October 2014, 21:41
by Sar
I think that dude survived though

Re: Famous last words

PostPosted: Tuesday, 21st October 2014, 21:53
by Arrhythmia
Sar wrote:I think that dude survived though


Here's a transcript of an interview he did for Encyclopedia Dramatica way back in the day. Spoilered for, you know, the faint of heart.

Spoiler: show
1. In the past, you have stated that you like to use glass jars because their size is a constant size. Do you think that perhaps there might be a safer solid object you could use?

Alex: May be, but I have not that.

2. Take a look at this: link Is that you? Prior to the "1guy1jar" video (the one with the blood) had you ever made a video and uploaded it to the internet? perhaps under a different name?
Alex delivers.
Alex delivers.

Alex: No, that not me. No, it was first.

3. Do you use glass because it provides an element of danger?

Alex: No, any way.

4. Why do you use soap as a lubricant? Wouldn’t something like Vaseline or KY jelly be more hygienic and less likely to cause infection?

Alex: Soap is good washable if it drip out. And good wash from body.

5. Is infection even a concern for you at this point?

Alex: No, I don’t think about infection.



6. If it were possible to get anal stretching toys to you, would you accept gifts of that nature?

Alex: May be, but I don’t know where I can safe it.

7. You have stated that you measure the girth of the objects you insert, is that the ultimate goal? Are you trying to stretch your anus as large as humanly possible?

Alex: Yes, before breaking jar I made intensive stretching of my anus as large as humanly possible. But after accident it become most difficult. And I have less time now for this hobby.

8. Do you do this only to stretch your ass, or do you derive pleasure from doing this?

Alex: The greater the object, the less the pleasure and the greater the pain it is possible to obtain from this. I do it for stretching and derive pleasure if it possible.

9. The two pieces of glass shard that are still inside of you…have they come out yet?

Alex: One or two very small, microscopic pieces of glass shard that are still inside of me. And I don’t feel them.

10. Are you watching your overall health because of the glass shards that are still up there?

Alex: No.



11. How did you become involved in “sounding” your penis? (sounding is the insertion of objects into the urethra, like a screwdriver.)

Alex: That was many years ago. I become from small brush for painting.

12. Are you going to start measuring the length you can take up your urethra? The girth you can stretch your urethra open?

Alex: Length is not constant because penis may be in erection or not. I think max is about 20 cm. And diameter my open urethra stretch to 19 mm. This diameter of screwdriver which you can see.

13. How did you start putting things in your urethra? Was it evolved from putting things in your anus?

Alex: I’m was 11. Then I not putting things in my anus.

14. It is obvious that you experienced discomfort while using the glass jar on your anus and also the screwdriver on your urethra, what do you do to dull the pain?

Alex: Nothing.

15. Do you drink alcohol?

Alex: I drink alcohol but not during insertion (or before or after). Just drink like all people.



16. Do you partake in any other fetishes besides anal and urethral stretching? There are pictures showing your penis “tied up” with string or rope of some sort. Are you into BDSM or sadomasochism?

Alex: No, I not sadomaso. I just trying to experience the human possibilities in point of sexual possibilities. For example, to overwind own penis to 1080 degrees around its axis; or to push own penis in own mouse or own anus etc.

17. I see that somebody named “Alex13031969” has been editing the 1guy1jar entry on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Is that you? Why did you edit your own article? Did you want to get the facts straight?

Alex: Yes, Alex13031969 I am. I edit article because I want to get the facts near to true.

18. Given the subject matter of your videos, a person could assume that you aren’t camera shy when it comes to doing outlandish things. Are there things you have recorded in the past where you go back, look at the video, and just decide not to upload it?

Alex: Yes, it was. For example, video with two large apples.

19. You have stated that you are married, how is your love life?

Alex: My love life is absolutely normal.

20. Your wife doesn’t know about your videos, do you think that she suspects something?

Alex: No, I don’t think.

21. Has your wife ever noticed or commented on your anus? That sort of damage and stretching is probably hard to hide. What do you tell her?

Alex: My anus looks like other if I not stretch it. And my wife does not glance in my anus. Also, I’m not need to tell her something.

22. How has the video (and the subsequent follow up videos) changed your life? Have you gotten any calls from shock sites requesting new videos?

Alex: The videos not changed my life. I have not any calls from shock sites requesting new videos.

23. I know you do the occasional fan-sign picture, do you think you could do one for Encyclopedia Dramatica? One for Girlvinyl?

Alex: Yes, I can that later.

24. What is next for you? Are you going to keep stretching, or has that become boring?

Alex: I have not interesting large objects for stretching.

25. Is there anything you wish to tell your fans? Any warnings or advice?

Alex: I wish to tell my fans my best wishes and to be itself. Sorry for my English, you can correct my answers

Re: Famous last words

PostPosted: Saturday, 25th October 2014, 02:18
by Grinoldy
Last thing you hear before death: Xom: "I'm BORED"

Re: Famous last words

PostPosted: Saturday, 25th October 2014, 05:36
by Lyrick
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Evoke which item? {v - wand of teleportation (zapped: 5 times)}
Nothing happens.
This wand is out of charges.

Re: Famous last words

PostPosted: Saturday, 25th October 2014, 07:37
by cerebovssquire
Arrhythmia wrote:The greater the object, the less the pleasure and the greater the pain it is possible to obtain from this. I do it for stretching and derive pleasure if it possible.


I think there's a life lesson for all of us in here

Re: Famous last words

PostPosted: Saturday, 25th October 2014, 14:47
by ZipZipskins
Yes, it's "don't misattribute quotes".

Re: Famous last words

PostPosted: Monday, 3rd November 2014, 00:17
by dynast
"i will take one more hellfire then cast death's door."

Re: Famous last words

PostPosted: Monday, 3rd November 2014, 11:24
by MrRokkomies
Better save my mana, you never know what I might encounter NEXT. It's not like THESE monsters are going to kill me...

Re: Famous last words

PostPosted: Monday, 3rd November 2014, 12:46
by A boy and his god
Nine meat rations. I guess that's plenty to see me through the Abyss.

PostPosted: Tuesday, 17th February 2015, 13:57
by Turukano
I'm not sure if this belongs to famous last words or to terrible last messages...

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You die...

You could see 2 Antaeus, [...]

The original topic is here: YASD MiGl^Ash:Death by Illusionary Antaeus!

Re: Famous last words

PostPosted: Tuesday, 17th February 2015, 15:28
by Sandman25
I will not teleport from that hydra, it will die to wand of fireball because it made me spend my last scroll of blinking.

PostPosted: Friday, 6th March 2015, 12:58
by Turukano
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98530 | Zot:2    | <playername>: yeah, kinda tired and bored :D
[...]
109587 | Zot:5    | Got the Orb of Zot

Sequell wrote:<playername> the Slayer (L27 DECj of Cheibriados), blasted by Zakazit the pandemonium lord (great icy blast) on D:1 on 2015-03-06 05:14:14, with 706614 points after 111089 turns and 7:05:41.

PostPosted: Saturday, 14th March 2015, 15:04
by Turukano
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   927 | D:3      | Noticed Grinder
   931 | D:3      | oh that's grinder
   931 | D:3      | HI!

Sequell wrote:<playername> the Insei (L4 TeTm), blasted by Grinder (nerve-wracking pain) on D:3 on 2015-03-14 14:59:29, with 77 points after 979 turns and 0:06:00.

PostPosted: Monday, 17th August 2015, 12:50
by Turukano
"Oh, Borgnjor only seems to work before your char dies."

PostPosted: Wednesday, 16th December 2015, 14:32
by Turukano
"On Shoals 1, I found myself confronted, by a merfolk impaler---and four other merfolk, all slingin' stuff as well. I was able to take down the impaler, but found myself low on mana---having trouble keeping repel missiles up."

"I figured the next level COULDN'T be worse"


Thanks for the topic Boy---when crawl decides is really wants to screw you. . . .

PostPosted: Thursday, 14th January 2016, 13:40
by Turukano
3029 | Snake:2 | Identified a scroll of acquirement
3030 | Snake:2 | ACQUIRED BOW
3030 | Snake:2 | SKURWYSYNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3030 | Snake:2 | !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3030 | Snake:2 | KURWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3030 | Snake:2 | !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3030 | Snake:2 | aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Sequell wrote:<playername> the Severer (L13 DDGl of Makhleb), succumbed to a naga mage's poison arrow on Snake:4 on 2016-01-14 13:32:33, with 44871 points after 3899 turns and 1:16:56.

PostPosted: Thursday, 14th January 2016, 18:07
by Turukano
4thArra asked me to add his last game as well. :-)

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  4326 | Depths:2 | Noticed a lorocyproca
  4326 | Depths:2 | Noticed a spriggan air mage
  4326 | Depths:2 | Noticed Saint Roka
  4327 | Depths:2 | 4thArraOfDagon: o man
  4327 | Depths:2 | 4thArraOfDagon: haha
  4327 | Depths:2 | Turgon: hey, go up
  4329 | Depths:1 | Turgon: that's too deep for you
  4333 | Depths:1 | Noticed an ettin
  4334 | Depths:1 | Demolished by an ettin

PostPosted: Wednesday, 10th February 2016, 18:14
by Turukano
"Hit lvl4 on D1, then in the landing zone of D2 found a Swamp Dragon Armour and an altar to Vehumet.
If that's not a better start to a spellcasting ogre I don't know what is [...]"

Sequell wrote:<playername> the Gusty (L5 OgAE of Vehumet), slain by a gnoll (a +0 halberd) on D:3 on 2016-02-10 17:52:48, with 199 points after 2508 turns and 0:07:59.

PostPosted: Saturday, 12th March 2016, 11:09
by Turukano
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  3454 | D:12     | Noticed Kirke

  [transformed into a pig by Kirke]

  3501 | D:12     | Turgon: oink oink
  3505 | D:12     | 4thArraOfDagon: oink
  3505 | D:12     | Slain by Kirke
 

4thArraOfDagon the Carver (L10 FoWn of Ru), slain by Kirke on D:12 on 2016-03-12 11:00:16, with 3227 points after 3505 turns and 0:20:06.

PostPosted: Wednesday, 16th March 2016, 08:31
by Turukano
Didn't know he can cast dispel undead :/


"He" refers to a revenant. Topic is here.

Re: Famous last words

PostPosted: Monday, 21st March 2016, 21:47
by Xion350
I wrote:"I've got rCorr, I can take on a few acid blobs."

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109160 Yfrioduzirph the Grand Gadgeteer (level 16, -1/153 HPs)
             Began as a Deep Dwarf Fighter on Mar 21, 2016.
             Was the Champion of Pakellas.
             Slain by an acid blob (36 damage)
             ... on level 8 of the Lair of Beasts.
             The game lasted 01:46:59 (17676 turns).

Re: Famous last words

PostPosted: Tuesday, 22nd March 2016, 05:42
by daggaz
"I'm sure I'll find a portal out of this shit-hole pretty soon, then I can get back to playing Crawl."

Re: Famous last words

PostPosted: Thursday, 24th March 2016, 16:04
by Zargon
Taking on the slime pits, then the Royal Jelly was so easy with that lajatang of order, rCorr, clarity, rC++ and rN+++. Now I'll just quickly finish off the spawns surrounding me with a scroll of immolation. Oh dear, looks like I forgot to equip my rF++ amulet...

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569784 Zargon the Stickfighter (level 26, -14/239 HPs)
             Began as a Grey Draconian Gladiator on Mar 21, 2016.
             Was a High Priest of Okawaru.
             Killed from afar by an acid blob (24 damage)
             ... with an exploding inner flame
             ... created by the royal jelly
             ... hexed by the player character
             ... on level 6 of the Pits of Slime on Mar 24, 2016.
             The game lasted 09:27:52 (98776 turns).

Re: Famous last words

PostPosted: Thursday, 24th March 2016, 18:02
by HardboiledGargoyle
HP is very low but I'm already on the altar, might as well take Jiyva at this point, and the shard shrike shaped royal jelly will just turn neutral

PostPosted: Thursday, 24th March 2016, 18:11
by Turukano
Zargon wrote:Now I'll just quickly finish off the spawns surrounding me with a scroll of immolation.

The word "just" is really popular in this topic.

Re: Famous last words

PostPosted: Thursday, 24th March 2016, 22:04
by kuniqs
"You are too injured to fight!"
"I'm way too tired for this slime merging shit"

PostPosted: Saturday, 2nd April 2016, 10:15
by Turukano
"I did my first 27 zig run the other night, yeah I know only took me 4 & ½ years, after my 6th rune and then I thought about calling it quits."

"But I felt what the heck, continued somewhat recklessly..."


Found in the topic [YASD!] VSBe, First Full Zig Clear - Died on 14th rune.

Re: Famous last words

PostPosted: Saturday, 9th April 2016, 01:53
by Xion350
Lithra wrote:...

Image

Get it? Because I'm silenced? Also one had a perma silence aura and I couldn't figure out which one.

Re: Famous last words

PostPosted: Monday, 11th April 2016, 06:49
by Turukano
"its the last standing creep in the Tomb 3 lets tab him"

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An ancient lich comes into view.
The ancient lich shouts!
The ancient lich conjures a glowing orb.
[...]
The orb of destruction hits you!
You die...


Thanks for the topic YASD: DDAs

Re: Famous last words

PostPosted: Friday, 6th May 2016, 09:15
by Zargon
Oooh - a randart. I'll just nip over and grab it...

Re: Famous last words

PostPosted: Friday, 6th May 2016, 22:34
by duvessa
Xion350 wrote:
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